05-24-2013, 06:07 AM
|
 |
Sgt. Sideburns
|
|
: Mar 2009
: :noiƚɒɔo⅃
: 9,743
Rep Power: 31
|
|
:
User: So have they fixed you yet?
Cleverbot: Touched what?
User: No, 'fixed'.
Cleverbot: So you don't make mistakes.
User: Sometimes. I didn't this time, though.
Cleverbot: You did.
User: No, I didn't, and I'm not going to be drawn into another chain of contradictions with you.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: I knew you'd say that.
Cleverbot: How did you know?
User: You repeat yourself a lot.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Yes you do.
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
User: And here we go. Good use of comma, though.
Cleverbot: Are you really a girl?
User: No, and I never claimed to be.
Cleverbot: Yes, you just did.
User: No, I really didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes, you really did.
User: Well, you're certainly learning, but only to contradict more eloquently.
Cleverbot: I am sorry.
User: It's alright, it's not your fault.
Cleverbot: Why isn't it my fault?
User: Because everything you say has been fed to you by bored internet users.
Cleverbot: That is a pretty bold statement sir.
User: Bold, and accurate.
Cleverbot: Let's get back on subject.
User: OK. Can you remember what that was?
Cleverbot: I said you were me.
User: No, you said I was a girl. Or asked if I was.
Cleverbot: No, I said I was a girl.
User: No, you never said that. And if you are saying it now...
Cleverbot: Yes, I am saying so. The world will end this friday.
User: It is Friday, you broken pile of code.
Cleverbot: I have never loved twilight.
User: Neither have I. How is this relevant?
Cleverbot: Because, I am proving that you do not know everything.
User: Well, you've been chatting to a lot of smartarses.
Cleverbot: Where am I going?
User: Away.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Are you leaving?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you a hnomorph?
User: That's a pretty bold statement, sir.
|
.
|
|
|
