Corrupt a wish thread! -

Marvak · #**571** 07-05-2007, 03:09 PM

Dr. Robotnik gets mad and (rapes you) asplodes teh world.

I wish I wasn't forced to eat more breakfast.

Alf Shall Rise · #**572** 07-05-2007, 03:26 PM

Granted, but now more dinner.

I wish this wasn't a summer jam.

Fortesque13 · #**573** 07-05-2007, 04:15 PM

Who told you it is? Oh well, let's just say (it raped you) now it is.

I wish I could find the invisible man in Mafia.

Alf Shall Rise · #**574** 07-05-2007, 04:20 PM

You find him, but he rapes you.

I wish the stars would stop twinkling.

Fortesque13 · #**575** 07-05-2007, 04:24 PM

:

Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I hope you'll CRASH AND BURN!

Unfortunatelly it crashes on your head...

I wish I had a scanner.

Alf Shall Rise · #**576** 07-05-2007, 04:30 PM

It doesn't work when you get one.

I wish another Gex game would be released.

Fortesque13 · #**577** 07-05-2007, 05:11 PM

Oh, it is, but it turns out complete crap! aaaand it's only for the..... GameBoy, yeah!

I wish I'd get a message on Gaia...

Alf Shall Rise · #**578** 07-05-2007, 05:13 PM

You never get a message EVER AGAIN.

I wish I would stop posting in this thread.

OT: Haha I have a Gaia account.

Fortesque13 · #**579** 07-05-2007, 05:17 PM

Your homepage is set to here and always redirects you when you try to run away! OWF's Corrupt a wish has you!

I wish to know why the hell do I spend all these lonely nights here...

Alf Shall Rise · #**580** 07-05-2007, 05:41 PM

You find out, but you're disgusted.

I wish it was time to break dance.

Reiji Neko Mitsukai · #**581** 07-05-2007, 08:28 PM

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I wish another Gex game would be released.

That makes two of us! I have all three!

On topic: Breakdance you shall. In fact, there's not a piece of furniture left whole in your entire house.

I wish I had a closet that was an alternate dimension that never ran out of space.

Alf Shall Rise · #**582** 07-05-2007, 08:41 PM

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That makes two of us! I have all three!

They really should.

You'll have no one to play with. In many ways.

I wish I'd be able to daydream while paying attention.

Fortesque13 · #**583** 07-05-2007, 08:58 PM

You try that, but stay in the dreamworld and remain a vegetable in the real world.

I wish people would post on other threads than just this one.

Alf Shall Rise · #**584** 07-05-2007, 09:02 PM

This thread gets pissed off at you and rapes you.

I wish I would wake up.

Reiji Neko Mitsukai · #**585** 07-05-2007, 09:08 PM

You wake up to find out you've been at the funny farm for twenty years, and the life you thought you had was just a dream. Now you get to look forward to colorful pills and periodical games of "musical straighjackets".

Just to be mean... I wish no members of this forum were allowed to procreate. Including me.

Laser · #**586** 07-06-2007, 09:06 AM

But the mightyness of Alcar and the trollness of Hobo morph into one almighty genital and rule the world

i wish i met eminem

Chubfish · #**587** 07-06-2007, 09:28 AM

Granted, you do, but they play so loudly you die.

I wish I was blue da ba dee.

Alf Shall Rise · #**588** 07-06-2007, 04:38 PM

I turn blue, and you turn green FULL OF ENVY.

I wish I had more money to go to the convention on Sunday...=(.

Chubfish · #**589** 07-06-2007, 10:42 PM

Granted, you have more money, but the convention is overpriced and (you get raped) you cant afford anything.

I wish I had 2 free tickets for the movie.

Marvak · #**590** 07-06-2007, 11:28 PM

It's a crap movie.

I wish I didn't have an essay and I could enjoy a nice stress-free holidays.

Chubfish · #**591** 07-06-2007, 11:57 PM

Granted, although you get (raped) stressed out because its raining everywhere and I blew up your computer.

I wish I had more games.

Alex2405 · #**592** 07-07-2007, 04:56 AM

All Games in the World are Destroyed!

I wish i was Younger!

skillyaslig · #**593** 07-07-2007, 05:10 AM

Granted, but you turn 5 and ol' mister Jackson sees you and decides to take you home...

I wish I was a gnome

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**594** 07-07-2007, 06:02 AM

Yoou are on Warcraft and my tauren characer Hugglemuffin trips over you.

I wish someone would post something in WARF so my characters can do something.

Alf Shall Rise · #**595** 07-07-2007, 07:45 AM

Dripik closes all WARF threads and never open them again.

I wish the convention wasn't overpriced and I had enough money.

Chubfish · #**596** 07-07-2007, 10:33 AM

Granted. It is now underpriced and underfunded, hence no convention too spend your beautiful moohlah on!

I wish I had moar grammah fidzxingz...

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**597** 07-07-2007, 10:52 AM

U brake it n loose ur grammr.

I wish I could go into one of my fanfics...And not get...Eh, I'll leave options open.

Laser · #**598** 07-07-2007, 11:02 AM

Wish granted!
you go into one of your fanfics literally and are stranded in cyberspace

I wish i could teleport near my friends whenever i want

Fortesque13 · #**599** 07-07-2007, 11:08 AM

You teleport to a friend that's (getting raped

) falling off a cliff.

I wish people wouldn't be so rapish...

Chubfish · #**600** 07-07-2007, 11:51 AM

Granted, now everything i s a l i t t l e b i t s l o w e r...

I wish I had a better recorder for my pc.