Feature Article Writer wanted for Oddworld-Web -

***Wil*** · #31 10-21-2002, 09:56 AM

:

.... and how come knowone ever nomminates me? I don't wanna complain but is it something I said, do I act wierd, do I smell!!!!!! *rushes off to take shower

You already nominated yourself! But, because you're so good at being an Almanac (better than Buddy), I'll put in a good word for you.

[whisper]Pst, Abe Babe, pick Oddsville.[/whisper]

:

What a smashing idea old boy!

That's the second time you've called me old. What's going on?

M.O.M · #32 10-21-2002, 09:58 AM

how old are you?

***Wil*** · #33 10-21-2002, 10:00 AM

15. You?

M.O.M · #34 10-21-2002, 10:00 AM

13. when yur b-day

***Wil*** · #35 10-21-2002, 10:03 AM

Check the calender.

M.O.M · #36 10-21-2002, 10:03 AM

mines 2nd may

***Wil*** · #37 10-21-2002, 10:06 AM

k

EDIT: I have the worrying suspicion that this is turning into a chat.

M.O.M · #38 10-21-2002, 10:08 AM

same here, shall we stop?

***Wil*** · #39 10-21-2002, 10:11 AM

Yeah, good idea, before Xavier notices and hits us. Maybe we might meet each other at OddChat, though. Not today, I'm busy today.

*hides from Xavier*

***Xavier*** · #40 10-21-2002, 04:44 PM

ahum...

M.O.M · #41 10-21-2002, 05:23 PM

Sorry

Oddsville · #42 10-22-2002, 12:07 AM

Ok, prehaps I was acting alittle childish with my previous post but I seriously don't think I smell anymore... why are you staring at me!! Stop it!!!! Oh, God!!!!*runs out of room crying*

BTW- Thanks you guys for nominating me I'll be sure to return the favor.

***Xavier*** · #43 10-22-2002, 04:29 AM

the guys I would love to see have the job are:
1 TheKhanzumer
2 Oddsville
3 Mac The Janitor
4 Kaimana

***Cloverfield*** · #44 10-22-2002, 05:46 AM

*ahem* Please do not turn this topic into a chat! Okay, that said (although Xavier covered it nicely already), I have made my decision of who will become the feature article writer, and will announce such tomorrow (I'd like to contact everyone who applied before letting everyone know).

I'd also like those who are interested in being guest writers to let me know, and maybe they could just submitt articles whenever they are able to or is appropriate for them.

Thanking everyone who showed interest.

Abe Babe...

***Xavier*** · #45 10-22-2002, 04:14 PM

I would like to write one text... once...

***Wil*** · #46 10-22-2002, 08:18 PM

Like I said, I would like to contribute such features, but I can't be relied upon to deliver at a deadline.

Mac the Janitor · #47 10-22-2002, 11:43 PM

:

Originally posted by Xavier
the guys I would love to see have the job are:
1 TheKhanzumer
2 Oddsville
3 Mac The Janitor
4 Kaimana

Wow, really? You'd like to see me write? Why's that...?

I guess I could do one or two guest articles, Abe Babe...

ZombieX · #48 10-23-2002, 12:18 AM

:

Originally posted by Max the Mug
That's the second time you've called me old. What's going on?

hmm... Mr Bunce.

:

Originally posted by Mr B.
15. You?

Liar... you told us in class you were 41.. why do you hang around with these spotty adoslescent types anyway? Paedo.

:

Originally posted by Mr B.
Check the calender.

On this planet we call it a "calendar".

:

Originally posted by Mr B.
k

EDIT: I have the worrying suspicion that this is turning into a chat.

"Worry suspicion" - just admit it, you can't face up to the fact you are a 41 year old teacher from King Edward X Grammar school with a 6 year old son.

:

Originally posted by Mr B.
Yeah, good idea, before Xavier notices and hits us. Maybe we might meet each other at OddChat, though. Not today, I'm busy today.

*hides from Xavier*

Busy marking papers eh Mr B?

:

Originally might well have been posted by Abe Babe
*ahem* Please do not turn this topic into a chat!

Noun: chat
1. An informal conversation
2. Birds having a chattering call
3. Songbirds having a chattering call

Verb: chat
1. Chew the fat; shoot the breeze

hmmm... is there a problem with any of these definitions? I would hope you were referring to an informal conversation. But then what are forums here for? Oh.

***Cloverfield*** · #49 10-23-2002, 05:44 AM

:

Originally posted by Max the Mug
Like I said, I would like to contribute such features, but I can't be relied upon to deliver at a deadline.

No problems... guest writers wouldn't need any deadlines ... it would kind of be like submitting a fan fic to Oddworld-Web, anything you wanted to contribute would be great (and I could provide a link to Oddworld Encyclopedia when it's done also).

:

Originally posted by ZombieX
hmmm... is there a problem with any of these definitions? I would hope you were referring to an informal conversation. But then what are forums here for? Oh.

No, but go start another topic over in off-topic discussion ... don't go messing up topics with idle chit chat that is totally irrelevant, which is actually against the rules. Do you want a warning? I didn't think so.

Abe Babe...

Jacob · #50 10-23-2002, 07:07 PM

:

Do you want a warning? I didn't think so.

Be officially told...you little, devil.

M.O.M · #51 10-23-2002, 07:09 PM

i would love to do it, but i wouldn't have time! and im not experienced enough in oddworld

Oddsville · #52 10-23-2002, 07:14 PM

I to would like to do a guest appearence or two if I don't get the position. By the way, good luck to anyone who applyed/tried out for this wrighting position.

ZombieX · #53 10-23-2002, 11:06 PM

:

No, but go start another topic over in off-topic discussion ... don't go messing up topics with idle chit chat that is totally irrelevant, which is actually against the rules. Do you want a warning? I didn't think so.

No, but go start another topic over in off-topic discussion
You could move this one over...

don't go messing up topics with idle chit chat that is totally irrelevant, which is actually against the rules.
Well as this topic has become obsolete (you have chosen the writers and we are just re-going over Max's double post), it surely doesn't matter - it can no longer be ruined.

Do you want a warning?
Go ahead. I've taken worse. And I don't see what I've done that's exactly wrong, but there we go.

I didn't think so.
Never think to assume, dear friend, never.

Oddsville · #54 10-23-2002, 11:51 PM

Ohhhhhhhh, Zomb's testin his limmits...

ZombieX · #55 10-24-2002, 01:41 AM

:

Originally posted by Oddsville
Ohhhhhhhh, Zomb's testin his limmits...

Ohhhhhh, he's really pushing the boundary here isn't he?

Max, I love you! You put b0ing in your profile!!!

M.O.M · #56 10-24-2002, 07:27 AM

this could be interesting

***Alcar*** · #57 10-24-2002, 07:53 AM

Cut the crap people, Abe Babe's already had to tell you to cut it out. It should only take once for people to realise.

Alcar...

M.O.M · #58 10-24-2002, 07:58 AM

:

Originally posted by M.O.M
i would love to do it, but i wouldn't have time! and im not experienced enough in oddworld

i wouldn't mind doing a guest article

Oddsville · #59 10-24-2002, 07:56 PM

Indeed you are Zomb...

Ok with that said who wants flapjaks? *Looks over at Xav and Alcar geting clubs out for going off topic* Ok, umm..... Abe babe are you ready to post the winner yet, Im really egar.

ZombieX · #60 10-24-2002, 10:00 PM

:

Originally posted by M.O.M
this could be interesting

It would be even more interesting if people like you didn't make posts like that.

*puts hand up for flap jack*

And don't call me zomb