bad games

[Edo]

Yes. It just seemed that specialist was a euphamism for porn.

[Gluk Schmuck]

Originally posted by Edo
Yes. It just seemed that specialist was a euphamism for porn.

Interesting... You live in a strange place, Edo.

[Edo]

Cincinnati, Ohio, where everything happens 10 years later.

[MojoMan220]

Originally posted by Gluk Schmuck


1. Well said. You can't tell what a game is like from the mainstream press. Edge gave it 7/10, it can't be that bad.

2. I know I didn't call it the worst game but it's certainly bad.

How can you defend it? Have you even played it? In one player mode, the difficulty gradient is so hard that I consider some of the challenges impossible. Anyway, if they're going to add the 'Nosliw' cheat, why should I even want to play it? Including cheats like 'Nosliw' just makes me want to play the game less. I don't actually play the game in one player anymore.
I expect the 'realism' of the game is probably what makes it so unplayable. I have so far found one track which I can say I really enjoy. It's in Central Park and it's called 'The Pretzel'. When you are driving on the gravel, it takes a lot of effort to keep going in a straight line even with the good cars and you often bounce over the bumps. I like it because it is very unreal, especially compared to the rest of the tracks.
The fact that it's so much like a simulator kills the game, in my opinion. I recently saw an advert for an F1 game and it's selling point seemed to be that it was very close to realism. Why do people think we want realism? It's overrated. I want to drive an anti-gravity craft and get powerups by speeding over coloured squares. That's why any Mario Kart or WipEout game is infinately better than PGR.

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I think the only real problem in PGR is the difficulty level. I would have enjoyed it a lot better if you could adjust it, otherwise it is a rather enjoyable game for me.

[oddling]

1.Harry Potter uh, don't remind me. I've been in the hospital for a week cause of that game!

2.Tomba, it dosn't make sence at all!!!!!!!!!

3.Brave Fencer Musashi, it was some anime game I had, it sucked ass

4.Croc: Legend of the Gobbos the gobbos were cote and reminded me of Fuzzels but the game play sucked

5.Atlantis:The lost empire this game sucked. It was way too easy!!! But blowing up that giant lobster was kinda cool. Plus you get guns, the first Disney game with guns!!!!

Thats about all I can think of for the moment.

Oddling l:c l

[Armed Slig]

Wait. I take back what I said was the suckiest game and change it to this game called Dakar-PAris Rally Racing game. In fact, I hate all racing games.

[Miss Odd]

The crapiest game I've ever played is Fable. It is rreeeaaaallllyyy bad. I got it for a present like 5 years ago, passed it and i so didn't understand the ending. if any of you have played it let me know what happends at the end!!!!!!

[Mac the Janitor]

Umm...If that is the Xbox one, I don't think it has come out yet...

[quetzalcoatl]

morpheus is one really bad game to! it's got anything that a bad game have:
bad graphic
lousy gameplay
terrible sound, and a bad story!

[oddling]

Oh yah don't forget Lost World for playstation. Awful gameplay, awful graphics, and you can't even save the blasted thing! Horrible, horrible, horrible.

Oddling l:c l

[Mac the Janitor]

You probably haven't heard of this, but Cro-Mag Rally is bad. I can't even get past the 3rd level. Too hard to turn and a whole bunch of other flaws. I like the music, though, and multiplayer is kinda fun...

[Gluk Schmuck]

Originally posted by Mac the Janitor
Umm...If that is the Xbox one, I don't think it has come out yet...

There are actually, to my knowledge, two games of the name 'Fable.'
One, according to Edge and Miss Odd, is poor. T'other's unreviewable as it is still in its congenital forum inside the metaphorical uterus known as Big Blue Box.

[quetzalcoatl]

I think that the latest expanisions to the sims is really boring, they can't just make houndreds of expanisions to one game, that's getting pretty boring after a couple of them. I think that istead of making expanisions to one game, why just not make a entirely new and better game with another title?

[Disgruntled Intern]

I would like to see something along the lines of :

Sim-Prison

Sim-Rehab

Sim-Sanitarium

and so on.

[oddling]

Sim assylum

Sim Burger King

Sim monster

and Sim Jurassic Park.

In sim assylum, you get to run an assylum and watch crazy people run into rubber walls, and see cannibles eat employees. Wee fun! In Sim burger King, you get to run your own grease pit and check your list of how many casulties your resteraunt has made from people dying of Heart attacks and high colesteral. In Sim monster you get to make your own monster, then see it blow up Tokyo! In sim Jurassic Park........ you can tell the ending allready can't you?

Oddling l:c l

[dark_xinos]

Quatzal! Trator you! I like Episode 1! And I thought you did to...hmm... though it was easy.

Sims Arena/Tournament. Blow up other sims for frags! And build your on weapons and a level editor. Fun!!

[Gluk Schmuck]

I want to see:
Sim Forum - where you get to post crap on a forum and nobody will care

And it will have the following expansion packs:
Mod - you get to ignore the crap you posted
Admin - you get to ban people for their religious beleifs

[dark_xinos]

Originally posted by salty pretzils
My worst games are:

Croc :ledgend of the gobbos, childish beyond belief! The levels are tiny, the camerea is dodgy, the bosses are about as easy to eat as a bowl of cereal and it sucks!

I bag your parden! That game is a LEGEND (of the gobos)

I really like it. It brings back the feelings of the good old days.
*gets croc2*