What's the most disgusting thing you've ever seen? -

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #31 05-25-2002, 08:44 PM

What are talking about Melv ? When I said "Two fat nasty homosexuals having sex!" does not mean I go around and watch it. It was revealed in public. I'm not like spme sex craving sicko loser who comes home and turns on the television and turn on the sex channel or go on porn sites on the internet.

I have a life. What did you expect?

And Gluk, what have you been smoking? I don't watch gay sex. What gave you that idea? I saw two gay guys in the store. In public. Understand or should I say it slowly for you to understand better? Burro.

Jacob · #32 05-25-2002, 09:03 PM

Yeh...Xplain that to me please...

Gluk Schmuck · #33 05-25-2002, 09:05 PM

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Originally posted by PinkHaired Mudokon CWR
And Gluk, what have you been smoking? I don't watch gay sex. What gave you that idea? I saw two gay guys in the store. In public. Understand or should I say it slowly for you to understand better? Burro.

I think I'll answer everyone of your questions in order of appearance just for fun:

Nothing, honest.
Because you said you'd seen, and I quote, 'Two fat nasty homosexuals having sex!'
Slowly, please.

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #34 05-25-2002, 10:09 PM

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Originally posted by Gluk Schmuck

I think I'll answer everyone of your questions in order of appearance just for fun:

Nothing, honest.

Because you said you'd seen, and I quote, 'Two fat nasty homosexuals having sex!'

Slowly, please.

Yeah, in the streets!

oddling · #35 05-27-2002, 12:33 PM

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Originally posted by Jacob
Just say you meant 'Happy' when you said gay sex was gross...cos happy sex is sick...yes...sick.

Okay then I did mean 'happy' sex.Personnaly I think all sex is gross cause I'm only a simple minded 5th grader and don't exactly know what it is.Ya know what,we better watch what we say here cause by da looks of it dis could get pretty nasty.

(shudders and mutters to self bout how nasty dis could get)So can we drop da subject of dirty stuff and talk about uhhhh I don't know roadkill or somtin.Just ta change da subject cause dis could turn into a very nasty topic.

Oddling

Gluk Schmuck · #36 05-27-2002, 04:42 PM

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Originally posted by oddling
1. Okay then I did mean 'happy' sex.

2. Personnaly I think all sex is gross cause I'm only a simple minded 5th grader and don't exactly know what it is.

1. You didn't say anything synonymous with happy, you said 'homos.'

2. Let's hope it stays that way.

Jacob · #37 05-27-2002, 05:05 PM

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1. You didn't say anything synonymous with happy, you said 'homos.'

2. Let's hope it stays that way.

(1) - Well observed...so...id be a rubbish Lawyer!!

(2) - Lets hope not...mainly cos she will input when she should really be outputting.

And Oddling...your right, you dont know alot about sex. 5th grade you say? Wait another 5 yrs and then tell us your oppinions on the 'Nasty stuff'

Gluk Schmuck · #38 05-27-2002, 05:23 PM

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Originally posted by Jacob
(1) - Well observed...so...id be a rubbish Lawyer!!

(2) - Lets hope not...mainly cos she will input when she should really be outputting.

1. Yup!

2. Inputting and outputting? Is oddling an application?

oddling · #39 05-27-2002, 11:35 PM

I don't know if Oddlings an applacation.I'm not planning on finding out exactly what sex is soon so ya have a while before I do and even den I don't think I would go too overboard.

Oddling

Melvin:squeeking paramite · #40 05-27-2002, 11:39 PM

I was just kidding, Pink...

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Originally posted by oddling
Okay then I did mean 'happy' sex.Personnaly I think all sex is gross cause I'm only a simple minded 5th grader and don't exactly know what it is.

You're in fifth grade and you still think that's disgusting?

You wouldn't be here now if there were no such thing as sex...

Gluk Schmuck · #41 05-28-2002, 06:24 AM

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Originally posted by Melvin:squeeking paramite
You're in fifth grade and you still think that's disgusting? You wouldn't be here now if there were no such thing as sex...

How old are 5th graders?

Jacob · #42 05-28-2002, 09:27 AM

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I don't think I would go too overboard.

Ahh yes, too overboard...obviously.

oddling · #43 05-28-2002, 08:51 PM

I'm 10 years old which is da average age of a 5th grader unless ya got a promotion or someting like dat. Melvin:squeeking_paramite I know if it wasn't for that none of us would be here it's just that we fear what we don't understand and we don't understand sex dat much so me and my fellow 5th graders fear it.Dats as simple as I can explane it.Just a reminder I'm not tryin ta be a snicht and spoil everyones fun but we should really watch what we say cause like Jar Jar Binnks said "Mesa got a baaad feelin about dis."and I don't want dis toplic ta get closed.

Oddling

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #44 05-28-2002, 09:34 PM

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Originally posted by Gluk Schmuck

How old are 5th graders?

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OMG they are 10 going on 11!

Yeah sex is not nasty. It's actually a beautiful thing. It's not if you abuse it like porn, fornication, imoortality, lust, etc......

oddling · #45 05-28-2002, 11:12 PM

Ya I geuss yer right Pinkhaired.Sex is kinda like beer.It's good when ya use it wisely but when ya drink too much of it,it can be really bad.I'm not 21 yet so I haven't actually had whole bottles but like all kids I've had sipps.Anyway I geuss I should have a new look on sex cause when I see stuff it always portrays it as dirty stuff in strip bars and bad movies,but I geuss it's not like the crap they show.Wow I came ta dis forum ta talk about a video game and I get a lesson in life cool!

Oddling

Gluk Schmuck · #46 05-29-2002, 08:50 AM

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Originally posted by PinkHaired Mudokon CWR
1. Yeah sex is not nasty. It's actually a beautiful thing.

2. It's not if you abuse it like porn, fornication, imoortality, lust, etc......

1. We agree on something? It's a mirracle!

2. There ain't nothing wrong with porn, fornication or lust.

Jacob · #47 05-29-2002, 05:37 PM

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It's actually a beautiful thing

I hate it when people say its a 'Beautiful thing' it sounds so tacky.

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It's not if you abuse it like porn, fornication, imoortality, lust, etc....

Ahem...Porn...bad? Thats good money and one of my career choices for the future. And dont go on about Lust...its horrible, i know...Ugh. Wots fornication by the by?

oddling · #48 05-29-2002, 06:32 PM

Porn is disgusting(No offense you can wright a nasty thing ta mean but sorry

)Lust I don't really know what dat is exactly but I know it's bad,and I think fornication is animal sex by what I heard.

.All of dese tings are discusting ta me but dats my oppinion and also many others.and ya a 'beautiful thing'is a bit tacky.Wow!!!We acctualy agreed on somthin!!!

Oddling

Jacob · #49 05-29-2002, 06:57 PM

Porn isn't disgusting, to some it may be...but its a living that earns people loadsa £££ or $$$.

Lust, believe me...its bad. You never want to experience it!!

Animal sex...i dont have a prob with it really.

Melvin:squeeking paramite · #50 05-29-2002, 07:01 PM

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Originally posted by Jacob
Ahem...Porn...bad? Thats good money and one of my career choices for the future. And dont go on about Lust...its horrible, i know...Ugh. Wots fornication by the by?

Fornication is having sex before being married. A human having sex with an animal is bestiality. Er, we are going pretty off topic... uh, roadkill and fetuses!

oddling · #51 05-29-2002, 07:30 PM

Ya what he said!!!I said dat before but no one listens!!!!!ta change da subject ummmm errrr nnnnnn aaaaarrrrrrr ennnnnn uhhhh,today at school my friend made a glukkon out a cheese munch's and pretzils while I had juice in my mouth,I started laughing and it ended up all over Brian and Zack.It was funny!!But errrrr it's not exactly dat funny sooooo nnnnnn uhhhhh( starts running)

Oddling

Melvin:squeeking paramite · #52 05-29-2002, 07:33 PM

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Originally posted by oddling
Ya what he said!!!I said dat before but no one listens!!!!!ta change da subject ummmm errrr nnnnnn aaaaarrrrrrr ennnnnn uhhhh,today at school my friend made a glukkon out a cheese munch's and pretzils while I had juice in my mouth,I started laughing and it ended up all over Brian and Zack.It was funny!!But errrrr it's not exactly dat funny sooooo nnnnnn uhhhhh( starts running)

Huh? No, you didn't... You said, "Lust I don't really know what dat is exactly but I know it's bad,and I think fornication is animal sex by what I heard." If you actually read what I said, you would have seen that I was answering you and Chris's questions correctly...

oddling · #53 05-29-2002, 07:41 PM

sorry I should have put a quote on dat.I meant when you said "we're way off topic...uh roadkill and fetuses!!!" and I put "ya what he said' I meant dat we should talk about other things like uhhhh roadkill and fetuses!!!!Anyway when I said "Ya I said dat before but no one listens"I meant that I said we should change da subject before but no one listened!!!well that post got kinda screwed up.

Oddling

Melvin:squeeking paramite · #54 05-29-2002, 07:44 PM

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Originally posted by oddling
sorry I should have put a quote on dat.I meant when you said "we're way off topic...uh roadkill and fetuses!!!" and I put "ya what he said' I meant dat we should talk about other things like uhhhh roadkill and fetuses!!!!Anyway when I said "Ya I said dat before but no one listens"I meant that I said we should change da subject before but no one listened!!!well that post got kinda screwed up.

Oh okay, my mistake... (I don't think I'll post in here any more, I've said every thing there is for me to say here...)

Jacob · #55 05-29-2002, 07:53 PM

Sex before Marriage bad!? Disgusting!? Oh Dear Lord. You could imagine Pinky, marrying this guy called 'Hank'. On their wedding night she is about to have sex...he's naked...she then finds out its a very butch woman...ohhh, the Irony. Pinky...beware.

Also, does that include all forms of sex? (Not to drag this topic were my 'Getting to know each other' went...which was in the gutter.)

Also...i dint think Fornification meant sex wiv animals...its a new word i heard th0...i knew Beastility was that...dont ask how i know...i just did...no...stop asking...stop!! Stop...OK, OK...DAMN U!! IT WAS A PHASE I WENT THROUGH!! *Breaks down crying* Damn you all!!

oddling · #56 05-30-2002, 05:42 PM

Yah whats wrong with sex before marraige?And Jacob don't cry we'll stop asking you how you know what fornacation is.So Jacob how in the Oddworld do you know what fornacation is????

Oddling

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #57 05-31-2002, 11:37 PM

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Originally posted by Jacob
Ahem...Porn...bad? Thats good money and one of my career choices for the future. And dont go on about Lust...its horrible, i know...Ugh. Wots fornication by the by?

Wow..How Tacky that sounds! LOL. Believe me, I know people who do pron and stuff. They look ignorant and you will regret it.
Fornication is having sex when your not married.

But eew you like porn? Eew! You perves! LOL
Well fornications is not bad? Come to the real world you guys! Have some street smarts. Why alot of reasons especially for one if a guy gives you head and you get knocked up, females who have children and the low-life father does not want anything to do with you and the baby and it's going to be hard on the mother. You can have a reputation from being a slut. Also, sometimes you won't know who the father is because you sleep with so many men! Also more chances of getting diseases because the jerk's not honest with you. Yeah, you need to watch more American talk shows more often.

Edit: Yeah, and Hank will try to explain!!!LOL

Joe the Intern · #58 06-01-2002, 12:50 AM

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Why alot of reasons especially for one if a guy gives you head and you get knocked up, females who have children and the low-life father does not want anything to do with you and the baby and it's going to be hard on the mother. You can have a reputation from being a slut.

Couldn't the father still leave the mother if he's married? There's nothing physically stopping him from leaving, is there? He could divorce the mother and leave anyway. Also, pre-marital sex isn't bad if you use protection.

Fazerina · #59 06-01-2002, 05:54 AM

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Originally posted by PinkHaired Mudokon CWR
Yeah, you need to watch more American talk shows more often.

Yeah, you really need to watch more Jerry Springer and Ricky Lake and shows like that, where systers are fighting because they're both breagnant by the same man and they're fighting for him or a guy invites his girlfriend to the show so he could leave her...

This stuff can't be real, can it? I think most of them are set up things and the people get money for coming and acting or at least they get money for coming. But still I can't understand why anyone would want to go there and talk about their problems or fight with each other infront of the whole U.S. (and the poor foreign people who get the programs as well... :P) If they really are set up, that would really make my image of yankees more positive...

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #60 06-01-2002, 08:39 AM

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Originally posted by Joe the Intern
Couldn't the father still leave the mother if he's married? There's nothing physically stopping him from leaving, is there? He could divorce the mother and leave anyway. Also, pre-marital sex isn't bad if you use protection.

That's why you have to watch who you marry. Make sure it's someone who you want to spend the rest of your life with. They can leave you and cheat on you. It happens hardly. My parents have been married for 21 years and my daddy never left me. Also, protection is not always safe. Sometimes there can holes or it can possibly break without you knowing it did.