Now children, play nice and keep safe

[Jacob]

(My Quote isn't working so...i'll do this " ")

"Jacob, why are you such an ass to me?"

You called me a Dumfukk as it were...i merely put you down in the suavist way i could think of.

"Satan ain't cool"

Never said he was did i?

"He is a failure."

More people believe in Lucifer than God...believe me.

"Don't worship the created, worship the creator."

Ugh...he conceived me didn't he!? Thus making him my creator!!

"I don't care if he screws goats, conjuers demons, lusts after Maury Povich, whatever."

I dont screw Goats...never stated i did. I dont conjur Demons, never stated i did. And who the Hell is Maury Povich and why did you bring her up? What did she do?

"What I don't like is him always dissing me."

I dont always diss you...i poke fun at you.

"And satan is a loser."

Ahem...thats my father your talking about, please watch yourself.

"check out my sig. A band called Bionic Jive for TRIUMPHANT CHRIST'S Sake shot him."

Am i supposed to rejoice at that remark? Cos im not...and father has not been shot. And he did not get banished from Heaven...he merely chose to go on a vacation and stay for abit...he banished the 'Great Lord' out of his life...the Lord weeped...and made lies up about him. Evil, Evil Lord.

[Statikk HDM]

Maury is a flunked out ugly talk show host in my hometown. And a homicidal maniac shot lucifer. I did too by the way.

[Disgruntled Intern]

a hommicidal maniac shot lucifer?
was his name johnny?
wait..he prolly would have been going by Nny..
tall, super skinny, cool hair, kick ass boots...violent tendencies?
Dylan should know what I'm talking about..

[Statikk HDM]

Hey, I know who you are referencing, it is a really cool comic! Same with anything involving squee or Invader Zim.

[Gluk Schmuck]

Originally posted by Statikk HDM
Don't worship the created, worship the creator.

Don't worship the imaginary.

[Jacob]

(1)Maury is a flunked out ugly talk show host in my hometown.(2) And a homicidal maniac shot lucifer. (3)I did too by the way.

(1) - Ahhh...
(2) - No...i think your mistaking Abraham Lincoln with Lucifer little boy...but hey, you Canadian...its to be expected.
(3) - Like i said previous...your Canadian. So i'll let you off...you cheekay monkey.

[Danny]

Lucifer is not Satan, I'd just like to point that out. Satan is equal in power to God, whereas Lucifer is just a fallen Archangel (and therefore an Archdemon).

Besides, where did you get the idea that Satan was bad? If he was bad, surely he wouldn't be punishing bad people...

[Jacob]

Quite...Lucifer is the bearer of light...truth...also known as Lucifiel. He's very nice looking. 6 pack and all...not one of those horrible 6 packs...a very nice flat one. Go Daddy!!!

[Paramite Pie]

Sometimes you needa lighten up Jacob. I meen... for instance, how you jumped upon rat making a small joke!
Well it just confuses me why you try to fued with everyone....
Jacob? Don't look at me like that Jacob..... JACOB NOOOOOOO!

[Jacob]

I dunno. It depends when you get me...i can have some real nice moods or i can have some really evil bitchy moods and its like...nooooo etc etc. But i will have ago @ the immature peeps...especially the ones who are the same age or over as me. Cos they should know better.

[Danny]

Originally posted by Jacob
I dunno. It depends when you get me...i can have some real nice moods or i can have some really evil bitchy moods and its like...nooooo etc etc. But i will have ago @ the immature peeps...especially the ones who are the same age or over as me. Cos they should know better.

You have nice moods? You keep those well hidden...

[Jacob]

Indeed. I dont want people taking advantage of me...*Wipes tear away from eye*

[Gluk Schmuck]

Originally posted by Danny
Besides, where did you get the idea that Satan was bad? If he was bad, surely he wouldn't be punishing bad people...

I'd LOVE to hear the explanation of how Satan is evil yet tortures evil people!

*adds it to the mental list of Biblical discontinuity*