Salutations, I'm new!

[StrangerEastwood]

well, altogether since i was first warned I have not. besides, its mainly just a side effect of people texting me and me being too lazy or busy to reply properly. And how does one dash from balders? and also, what the hell is a balder? is it the albino cousin of the boulder? Or a slur for bald people? As I find balderdashing quite odd indeed.

And yaaaay! confetti! I enjoy raining confetti from the crazy oddworld maker. well, confetti's just great in general. multiple colors, it kinda floats...just wonderful.

[Crashpunk]

Mine would flote but saddly i made it out of coloured metal. :/

[StrangerEastwood]

That would explain why they hurt and are jutting awkwardly from my flesh...but they are pretty!

[Disgruntled Intern]

lol....jutting from awkwardly from your flesh..L O L

[StrangerEastwood]

hey, that just portrudes. xP

[Disgruntled Intern]

[StrangerEastwood]

Hey, it's my mom! HI MOMMA!

[Disgruntled Intern]

[Kinto]

I'm also new, welcome!

[StrangerEastwood]

And my brother...Jack Nicholson you dogfaced fuck!...*ahem*...Wuv yoo

Thanks, Kinto.

[OANST]

Somebody takes this guy's shovel. This fucking hole is getting deep.

[StrangerEastwood]

Here,fussy pants.*throws shovel* I happen to approach topics loosely. I'm sorry if the amount of posts in a thread bothers ya.

[Disgruntled Intern]

*catches shovel*

lol

[StrangerEastwood]

Hey!...my shovel...eh.

[Disgruntled Intern]

You're pretty funny!!!






















































lol

[StrangerEastwood]

As are you, pal! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ...........................ha...? anyway...who wants cake?

[Pilot]

They used to give out steaks, now they just give out assorted beef loggs and dipping sauce.

[StrangerEastwood]

...Charming.

[Pilot]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djMQPC6NIgk

And also, you can't say that. That's my line.

[MarsMudoken]

How Charming Pilot. You really think we will respect you, and your ownership of words.

[Pilot]

Is that a downward tone you're using? I am humbled.

Also: I gotcha.

[StrangerEastwood]

Jesus that plumber bastard sounds like a dying bass guitar beast of some kind. and I disagree, that is not your line, as it belongs to all who speak the engrish language. yes, the r in engrish was intentional.

[MarsMudoken]

blah blah blah, as it belongs to all who speak the engrish language. yes, the r in engrish was intentional.

I'm guessing forgetting your capitals at the beginning of a sentence was also intentional.

[Pilot]

Jesus that plumber bastard sounds like a dying bass guitar beast of some kind.

I know, righteous.

I'm guessing forgetting your capitals at the beginning of a sentence was also intentional.

I'm assuming that you acting lame was also intentional.

[MarsMudoken]

Your assumption is correct. Though, I prefer the term, 'moronic'.

[MeechMunchie]

Okay, this is getting stupid. StrangerEastwood especially, but since it's his thread I'll cut him some slack.

[StrangerEastwood]

Jeez, I was messing around. Does everyone here have to get so pissed? Yeesh. Eh, I'm easy. You'd think Oddworld fans would be more...laidback. Can't go five feet without stepping on someones toes 'round here...

[OANST]

lol

[T-nex]

People please don't get too respectless here. He's a newbie and in time he'll learn.
And it seems he really likes oddworld, so i want you guys to cut him some slack, as he has just as much right to be here as you.

I also want you guys to stop... spamming <.<

And StrangerEastwood, maybe you should stop responding to their banter(if you don't like it), as they are just egging you on.

So clean slate. Stop poking at the newbie!

[OANST]

lol.

You wouldn't infract me on my birthday.