Cannibal Restaurant To Open Soon -

Wings of Fire · #31 08-29-2010, 09:44 PM

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Oh I'm sorry.

I thought having sex with children implied pedophilia.

What on earth are you arguing for? I thought your beef was that Leto identifed pedophiles as automatically sex offenders even though he never used the word pedophile and instead painted a caricture of a sex offender.

Nemo · #32 08-29-2010, 09:57 PM

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What on earth are you arguing for? I thought your beef was that Leto identifed pedophiles as automatically sex offenders even though he never used the word pedophile and instead painted a caricture of a sex offender.

I'm sorry, so why are the men having sex with children, then? For giggles?

Pilot · #33 08-29-2010, 09:58 PM

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What if there was a place where older men and children could consent to having sex with eachother? Would you be all g with that?

I read that as "older men AND children."

Wings of Fire · #34 08-29-2010, 10:02 PM

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I'm sorry, so why are the men having sex with children, then? For giggles?

What?

They're having sex with children because they are pedophiles, but the caricture is of a sub class of pedophile called sex offenders who follow up on their desires.

I don't get what you're going on about at all.

Nemo · #35 08-29-2010, 10:04 PM

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They're having sex with children because they are pedophiles,

Exactly.

Pilot · #36 08-29-2010, 10:05 PM

I love how you guys love this subject.

Perhaps some.... latent feelings here?

Sekto Springs · #37 08-29-2010, 10:24 PM

Oh, yum.
All I can say about this is; it's about damn time.

"I'll take the human Hamburg-er with extra pickelhaube, please."
Aaaah, puns. Almost as delicious as baby meat. Almost.

T-nex · #38 08-29-2010, 11:03 PM

I once saw a series of pics of someone having his balls amputated and then had them fried and then ate them... That pic will stick with me for life, unfortunately.

Sekto Springs · #39 08-29-2010, 11:15 PM

We call those prairie oysters.

abe619 · #40 08-29-2010, 11:37 PM

i just puked, that's just horrible.
also, one of my cousin once saw a pic of a bbq'd baby, i can't imagine the horrible sight.

***Wil*** · #41 08-30-2010, 12:47 AM

Nemo: Not all paedophiles put their feelings into practice. Therefore not all paedophiles are child molesters. Therefore not all paedophiles are sex offenders.

Nemo · #42 08-30-2010, 01:49 AM

I am willing to donate my testicles to this restaurant on the bet that he meant pedophiles in general.

***Nate*** · #43 08-30-2010, 03:41 AM

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They aren't serial killers waiting to strike, no. I'm sure there are many people who want to eat people but go their whole life without every doing it. I'm sure they'd benefit from this too, but that's pretty irrelevant to me because I'm not trying to defend cannibalism. What I am defending is the idea of a place for them to go to do their thing where they don't harm anyone. So the logical targets of my defense would be the people who ARE serial killers waiting to happen unless they have an alternative.

You've been watching far too many B movies if you think there are whole subclasses of society that are just waiting for the chance to eat someone. Think about how many cannibals have actually committed crimes in the last century. I can think of two, maybe three cases in all that time in the whole world.

If someone is attracted to the idea of eating someone but not killing them, then they're not going to kill anyone. If someone is attracted to the idea of eating someone and killing them, they're going to kill anyway because it gets them off. Either way, it's a moot point because the number of cannibal-attracted people in the world is incredibly low and the number who will compulsively act on those desires is much, much lower.

Josh · #44 08-30-2010, 05:24 AM

I have no problem with this. If the people who are having their organs eaten are consenting and the cannibals don't start killing people, let them do what they want.

Ridg3 · #45 08-30-2010, 07:18 AM

Germans and their cannibalistic ways.

Although the idea of cannibalism disturbs me, I won't have a beef with the restaurant if it is consented. And as long it stays in Germany...

OANST · #46 08-30-2010, 07:30 AM

It's a joke, anyway. Who cares?

Josh · #47 08-30-2010, 07:33 AM

In other news, AOL still exists.

Hazel-Rah · #48 08-30-2010, 09:49 AM

I just threw up on my keyboard, thanks brah.

MeechMunchie · #49 08-30-2010, 10:07 AM

I'd eat human meat if it was gathered from a reputable source. I'm kind of curious now.

Hazel-Rah · #50 08-30-2010, 10:28 AM

So what do you guys think, you have to be crazy to eat human in the first place or eating human causes insanity??

lismati · #51 08-30-2010, 10:30 AM

Nether. Natives from Austraila were canibals, and I don't think they were insane.

abe619 · #52 08-30-2010, 10:32 AM

you have to be crazy to eat a human in the first place.

Hazel-Rah · #53 08-30-2010, 10:33 AM

What about Hannibal Lecter he was tricked into eating human.

Josh · #54 08-30-2010, 10:37 AM

He was also fictional.

Hazel-Rah · #55 08-30-2010, 10:38 AM

Thanks.

crimsonxking · #56 08-30-2010, 11:03 AM

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You've been watching far too many B movies if you think there are whole subclasses of society that are just waiting for the chance to eat someone. Think about how many cannibals have actually committed crimes in the last century. I can think of two, maybe three cases in all that time in the whole world.

If someone is attracted to the idea of eating someone but not killing them, then they're not going to kill anyone. If someone is attracted to the idea of eating someone and killing them, they're going to kill anyway because it gets them off. Either way, it's a moot point because the number of cannibal-attracted people in the world is incredibly low and the number who will compulsively act on those desires is much, much lower.

I was under the impression that it was a little more common than one or two people per century in other places in the world, but I never said it was some kind of leading cause of death or anything. I also said that I know it's not going to really change anything, but if it winds up saving at least one life than it was worth it. That was the defense I decided on and ran with it.

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It's a joke, anyway. Who cares?

I figured as much. But it still brings up the interesting point of something like that actually happening.

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In other news, AOL still exists.

... and so do AOL Chatrooms, as I found out a month ago.

They are as hilarious horrible as ever.

STM · #57 08-30-2010, 11:17 AM

This is mucked up poop, really, I couldn't I think anyone that eats human meat is not right in the head or just very backwards. like a tribal.

OANST · #58 08-30-2010, 11:25 AM

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I figured as much. But it still brings up the interesting point of something like that actually happening.

It doesn't, though. That's because it wouldn't happen. It's not a feasible business model. For a restaurant to stay open you need a constant supply of food. So, even if there is some sort of cannibalistic cabal within the surrounding area of the place, the stock would still be exhausted within a week's time.

Plus, who would fund such a business? Who would rent the space to them? No. It's not interesting. It's a two second then move on laugh.

crimsonxking · #59 08-30-2010, 11:42 AM

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It doesn't, though. That's because it wouldn't happen. It's not a feasible business model. For a restaurant to stay open you need a constant supply of food. So, even if there is some sort of cannibalistic cabal within the surrounding area of the place, the stock would still be exhausted within a week's time.

Plus, who would fund such a business? Who would rent the space to them? No. It's not interesting. It's a two second then move on laugh.

Eh. I find out-there ideas interesting. The fact that it will likely never happen is part of what makes it fun to talk about as if it is likely to happen. Because how else can a conversation about the merits of a cannibal restaurant happen?

Mac Sirloin · #60 08-30-2010, 11:45 AM

I am being quite serious when I say this:

"The restaurant says it will pick up any hospital costs incurred by willingly mutilated diners."
I am going to have my arms chopped off and replaced with robotic super-prosthetics like THIS (You might have to hover your mouse over it.) and then eat my arms in the form of a customized horrific hot pocket.