Killer Flu! -

OANST · #31 04-27-2009, 08:04 AM

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It's all overpopulations fault, and because we're trying to cure cancer and AIDS. Even if we get past this one they're only going to get worse and worse until our population drops and stays down. Frankly I couldn't care less, I hope more people die. No offense to any persons in particular, my opinion wouldn't change if I lost a friend or myself to it. And it's going to kill kids in particular because none of them are allowed to eat dirt or boogers anymore. Our immune systems are crap.
/rant

Blasted Madagascar. You have to play as a parasite, it makes it easier to infect everyone before they shut down. Takes forever though.

Dumbest thing that I have read today. Congratufuckinglations.

Voodoo Hand · #32 04-27-2009, 01:28 PM

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......... Frankly I couldn't care less, I hope more people die. No offense to any persons in particular, my opinion wouldn't change if I lost a friend or myself to it........

Wow, just Wow.

Unfortunately one does not contract the flu, and fall over dead the next day,
a la House. You, or your friend, will be required to endure all the prescribed
suffering that a fatal respiratory illness demands. That ain`t pretty.
Be my guess, somewhere down the line you WILL change your opinion.

Bullet Magnet · #33 04-27-2009, 01:50 PM

News everyone! It's in Britain. More specifically, Scotland.

This is your fault somehow, Wings.

shaman · #34 04-27-2009, 01:52 PM

I have a feeling somethings going to happen soon. About 28 days from now.

Wings of Fire · #35 04-27-2009, 01:56 PM

Fuck.

Havoc · #36 04-27-2009, 02:41 PM

Latest numbers:

Infected (Globally): 2330

Deaths (Mexico only): 149

New cases have started to pop up in Australia, Sweden, Germany, Belgium, Denmark, Ireland, Israel, Poland and Peru.

OANST · #37 04-27-2009, 02:49 PM

Man, I'll never fuck a pig again. And just to be safe I'm crossing fat girls off the list, too.

Mac Sirloin · #38 04-27-2009, 03:29 PM

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Man, I'll never fuck a pig again. And just to be safe I'm crossing fat girls off the list, too.

Woah woah woah, don't go crazy now.

Wings of Fire · #39 04-27-2009, 06:47 PM

Time for me to play pandemic!

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* Helen Beaumont is really, REALLY ill. As in, 'can't swallow' ill.
2 hours ago · Comment · LikeUnlike

Kirsten Quacks Loudly
Kirsten Quacks Loudly at 01:23 on 28 April
SWINE FLU`~!
Joe Sharkey
Joe Sharkey at 02:11 on 28 April
AAAH! SWINE FLU!
Joeston Merryweather Doubtfire
Joeston Merryweather Doubtfire at 02:34 on 28 April
Fuuuuuuuu

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Thorn says (02:37):
*Why does Kirsten quack so loudly?
Joe the Chivalrous Pervert! says (02:38):
*Dont know her :P
*Only know Helen from sword practice
*She's deadly
*Perhaps slightly deadlier now

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Oren :3 says (02:40):
*you dont think she really has it do you O_o
Joe the Chivalrous Pervert! says (02:41):
*Nah :P
Oren :3 says (02:41):
*still be careful O_o
Oren :3 says (02:42):
*wash your hands alot, with soap and hot water before you eat
Joe the Chivalrous Pervert! says (02:43):
*Haha
*:P
*Dont worry
*If I have it
*You'll have it by the weekend
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Oren :3 says (02:43):
*D:!

Pilot · #40 04-27-2009, 06:51 PM

Good grief.

It'll pass.

But... I'M SCARED!

Mac Sirloin · #41 04-27-2009, 07:52 PM

My dad had to go to the Hospital, turns out he had pneumonia. Doesn't excuse him walking around with no pants on.

Pilot · #42 04-27-2009, 10:01 PM

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My dad had to go to the Hospital, turns out he had pneumonia. Doesn't excuse him walking around with no pants on.

Chip off the ol' block, eh?

OANST · #43 04-28-2009, 08:25 AM

I was only on Live with him when it happened, and even I was traumatized. And then I made matters worse by trying to have a discussion about his parents having sex.

Mac Sirloin · #44 04-29-2009, 07:13 AM

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I was only on Live with him when it happened, and even I was traumatized. And then I made matters worse by trying to have a discussion about his parents having sex.

Fucking awkward.

Wow, that term is applicable in more ways than one.

Also it happened again later. I was falling alseep, Milo sitting somewhere nearby, when I hear rummaging in the hall. I have the SLIGHTEST opening in the door, and suddenly, dad crack.

I locked the door, but somehow Milo got out and pissed in my sister's room.

Havoc · #45 04-30-2009, 05:20 AM

Mexican Flu has officially reached my lovely country! Oh happy day! >_>
A 3 year old child was tested and Mexican Flu has been confirmed by lab testing.

In the mean time, the Mexican Flu is suspected to have spread to over 40 countries all over the globe.

Current statistics:

Infected: 4092

Deaths: 177

W.H.O HAS RAISED THE THREAT LEVEL TO 5.

There have been confirmed cases in Spain where the Swine flu has been passed on from human to human. In response to this the World Health Organization has raised the threat level to level 5 of 6.

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Level 5: The same identified virus has caused sustained community level outbreaks in two or more countries in one WHO region. A pandemic is imminent.

- At this time the risk of airborne transmission of the virus is unknown. Most current cases are suspected to have been from physical contact only (as with normal flu, sneezing on someone, kissing, ect).

- There is no risk of getting the Mexican Flu from eating pork.

Also on a more humorous note: Egypt is not taking any chances and is having every single pig in the country killed.

Nemo · #46 04-30-2009, 05:26 AM

"Oh god no, the flu! We should all hide! It'll kill us AAAAAAAAAAALL!"

I think it's obvious that I'm not worried at all.

Laser · #47 04-30-2009, 11:40 AM

Damn you Madagascar!

wait...THIS IS REAL LIFE?

Actually, Swin flu has "infected" a school the next town from mine

ah well...it was nice knowing you all

Strike Witch · #48 04-30-2009, 01:21 PM

Huh/

Looks like it might be back to Singapore for me.

Voodoo Hand · #49 04-30-2009, 02:25 PM

On the front page of today`s paper there is a detailed article about the flu
and how it is progressing around the globe. As i looked at this i could not keep
from thinking about "Captain Trips" from the King novel The Stand.
Got to say, this creeped me out for a while, hope the book is not prophetic in any way.

On the lighter side there was an other article about how the name "Swine flu"
is offensive to some groups, mostly pork producers and Orthodox Jews, go figure.

Wings of Fire · #50 04-30-2009, 02:39 PM

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As i looked at this i could not keep
from thinking about "Captain Trips" from the King novel The Stand.
Got to say, this creeped me out for a while, hope the book is not prophetic in any way.

Except that the two viruses differ in every way apart from the fact ~~they're both viruses~~ disregard that, Cap'n Trips was sent by God.

Voodoo Hand · #51 04-30-2009, 02:52 PM

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Except that the two viruses differ in every way apart from the fact ~~they're both viruses~~ disregard that, Cap'n Trips was sent by God.

Well, that and one is fictions.
Though that somewhere in the text Ol` Randy laid claim to The Cap`n.

mr.odd · #52 04-30-2009, 02:57 PM

Well my town has the swine flu now. every one is freaking out and washing their hands like crazy, dont know how im staying calm.

Wings of Fire · #53 04-30-2009, 02:58 PM

And God lays claim to Ol' Randy, that book was practically built on the concept of Deus Ex Machina. From the deliberate stupidity of everyone who isn't a main character up to and including the bullshit ending. :P

d0mm2k8 · #54 04-30-2009, 03:05 PM

My history and geography teachers recently went to Mexico, and they came back sick...

Voodoo Hand · #55 04-30-2009, 03:12 PM

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And God lays claim to Ol' Randy, that book was practically built on the concept of Deus Ex Machina. From the deliberate stupidity of everyone who isn't a main character up to and including the bullshit ending. :P

Oh come now, I have seen " The Flaming Hand of God " in Las Vegas several times, usually around 5:30 am. at the Wynn .

Evidently only the stupid are immune to Project Blue .

Wings of Fire · #56 04-30-2009, 03:16 PM

Blessed are the morons, for they shall inherit the M-O-O-N.

T-nex · #57 04-30-2009, 03:21 PM

Ok there's like 14 -potential- cases in Denmark. It hasn't been confirmed as far as I know. But anyway the media says that we're armored against the virus quite well, so I'm gonna blindly trust it and not worry... Worrying is bad.

Daxter King · #58 04-30-2009, 03:58 PM

A school district near mine closed today I think. There is word that mine might let us out early.

Havoc · #59 04-30-2009, 06:06 PM

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Ok there's like 14 -potential- cases in Denmark. It hasn't been confirmed as far as I know. But anyway the media says that we're armored against the virus quite well, so I'm gonna blindly trust it and not worry... Worrying is bad.

Yes because blindly trusting the media is a good thing.

***Nate*** · #60 04-30-2009, 07:23 PM

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On the lighter side there was an other article about how the name "Swine flu" is offensive to some groups, mostly pork producers and Orthodox Jews, go figure.

Actually, the issue with The Jews is not that the name is offensive. The Israeli government/media has labeled the disease as 'Mexican Flu' because they figured the average man on the street would say "Well, I don't have any contact with swine, why do I need to worry".

Which either says a lot about the Israeli capacity for self-denial or the government's basic belief in the stupidity of their citizens. I'm putting my money on the latter.