Official Petition for New Emoticon

[OANST]

But if your dick didn't have a tight enough fit it'd just overflow.

Exactly how small is your penis?

[Wil]

This sounds like a fantastic idea! Especially the part where the sharp metal comes tearing off your penis. In both senses of the word ‘tearing’. And a third sense, if you pronounce it wrong.

[Wings of Fire]

Exactly how small is your penis?

Depends how nice your can is, big boy.
I have been corrupted by Pilot D:

[Pilot]

But if your dick didn't have a tight enough fit it'd just overflow.

Uh well if your dick doesn't have a tight enough fit for the mouth of a soda can I'd say that you're doomed anyway.

At least the *cough* big boys can press the tip into the opening to build up pressure even if it won't fit inside. Even into a Mickey's Wide Mouth can.

I think we're all missing the point here though. Pee Pressure is best used for eroding terds that get left unflushed in public bathroom stalls. This is most likely what OANST was looking for peering over the stalls in the first place.

Anyway, pressing on...

[moxco]

Shirley you meant 'sumo' right?

This thread should be about this emoticon instead.

[Wings of Fire]

It should be noted that I acknowledged that no pubescent man here could ever fit their dick into a normal sized can before I posted, and I was assuming a hypothetical can, my problem is that dicks aren't usually the same shape as a can-hole.

[mitsur]

What the fuck, guys.

[Pilot]

What the fuck, guys.

I love compliments.

[Havoc]

My thread...

[Pilot]

Kastere needs a spanking.

Homemade Pee Rockets. Good lord.

[used:)]

What the fuck is that? A watchmen smilie?

GREAT IDEA!

[alf's brother's mate]

Sudo I win.

ABM

[Strike Witch]

[Phylum]

jeez, and I thought you were all wired after this* thread

*http://www.oddworldforums.net/showthread.php?t=17776 (Darn hyprelink)

[Pilot]

Wow, that one was a classic; post it in the classics thread.

I really DO think we scared her off; her only two posts to date were the ones showing her tattoo and the other to thank everyone for the warm welcome.

Though it could have used a little erosion.

Can I submit a petition to add 'launch the emoticon to the moon on a pee-can rocket' to this poll?

[Bullet Magnet]

Don't you ever get tired of being called BM?

What, because it stands for "Bowel Movement"? I prefer to consider it more in tune with "British Museum," "Bachelor of Medicine," or in emergencies, "Burning Man."

[Pilot]

What, because it stands for "Bowel Movement?"

Haha!!! Bowel movement, that's great I never even considered that.

[Bullet Magnet]

Oh.






Fuck.

[AlexFili]

Oh.

What's occurin'?

[Strike Witch]

Oh.






Fuck.

[Crashpunk]

O_O
right back to the thread
ok, i think we should have Abe ones instead of the gray ones

[Wings of Fire]

Good luck making them, I would like to see Bullet Magnet's ones on the list though if he'd lend out his artistic integrity.

[mitsur]

I'm good with the ones we have. I hardly ever use them anyway, as I find them to actualy weaken my statements.

[OANST]

My penis weakens your statements.

[Anonyman!]

My statements weaken your penis.

[mitsur]

My penis weakens your statements.

Please remove your reproductive organ from my keyboard.

[Pilot]

Please remove your reproductive organ from my keyboard.

But it's just the right size so......

NO.

I could hump a keyboard and come up with a better post than that.

[Anonyman!]

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[Pilot]

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This is why we're all here. srsly.

[Wil]

If only I knew what Anonyman looked like so I could envisage him humping his keyboard. I refuse to imagine a similar scene with Daffy Duck.