I fucking Hate Greenpeace.

[Wings of Fire]

And who's going to eat greenpeace?
Or is that ghosts point?

Ghost presumably.

We all know ghosts get eaten by super powered pacmen but what you didn't know is this makes them weak to whales.

It's the circle of life, dig it?

[mudling]

Reminds me of that simpsons eposode when those flying lizards eat all of the pigeons
Couldn't the whales eat Ghost? Would be a nice twist

[Strike Witch]

Wow, I'm surprised people actually took my argument, based on, like, 2 year old memories of the Discovery Channel and a Greenie tv ad seriously.

Mudling, you can shut up now, you're not really arguing for anything right now.

[Bullet Magnet]

Just because it's a crap argument, that doesn't mean it is not eligible to be addressed.

[Mojo]

1. You are an idiot, and I’m only thankful BM got to you before I could.
2. The ubiquitous Anti‐Mudling movement should be quitened now, anyway.
3. Steve Irwin may seem bad for a ship, but it’s better than the vessel’s previous name: Robert Hunter.
4. Greenpeace are militant idiots who do nothing to promote their cause.

EDIT: Actually, I relax my views on your idiocy purely for your use of the term ‘Greenie gits’.

Why was it called Robert Hunter? Did it hunt Roberts? Poor Robert.

Who the fuck is Robert Hunter anyways? Please don't post Wiki's, I'm too lazy to watch.

For a moment there, when looking at the forum index, I thought this topic said "I Fucked Nate"... I was about to die of shock horror .

But yea, Greenpeace fails.

Wow... Great reasoning... Go follow the other sheep.

I think Greenpeace is one of the better protest groups, since if THEY don't protest, there wouldn't be any attention for, say, whaling, clubbing of howlers (young seals and the like), dying coral-reefs, etc, etc, etc.

Sure, they use extreme measures, but by using those measures, at least the topics make their way into the global news network. Which in turn makes people think about all those horrors performed by those animals (I don't regard humans who perform such acts of evil and malevolence as people), and that in turn, makes people ACT on it.

So yeah, Greenpeace wins in my book.


Oh, and GO Bullet Magnet, have some REP.

[OANST]

[list=1][*]The ubiquitous Anti‐Mudling movement should be quitened now, anyway.
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What about the behind the scenes Anti-Mutual Friend movement? Is that still going strong? It is? Oh, good.

[mudling]

This topic is pointless, you should be glad that we're discussing it
*Dissapears*

[Strike Witch]

This topic is pointless, you should be glad that we're discussing it
*Dissapears*

IRONY.


Off-topic post!

[mudling]

I guess, ok I'm shutting up now

[OANST]

MUDLING!


I do not mean this in a deragotory way and am just being silly. I have to let the upper echelons know these things.

[HordesOfNanoVikings]

dude whales rock I hope they manage to survive the whalers.

[Kimon]

Are whales endangered? If so, fuck whalers. I tend to care for animals more than humans as it is.

If not, whatever.

[Bullet Magnet]

It's rather more complicated than "whales being endangered or not". There are many different species which have each been exploited differently, and some, despite being more numerous, may nevertheless be more vulnerable. Also, species that may not be threatened overall may have critically endangered populations around the world.

Overall most whales who have been hunted in the past have made admirable recoveries as they claw their way out of dodge, but most remain "conservation dependant," which does appear to indicate that their survival is somewhat dependant on their conservation. Many more we simply have no clue about whatsoever. Only in 2003 a whole new species of rorqual (baleen whale like the blue and humpback, not right and grey) was discovered, though we are still verifying that with DNA testing.

Whaling never actually wiped out any species (that we know about) but some came damn close, if those bans had not come when they did, I shudder to think. What whalers have eliminated, though, was the whale-sized sirenian Hydrodamalis gigas, more commonly known as Steller's sea cow. The last one was hauled bloody and torn from the waters of the Bering sea in 1769. Record time, given that the animal had only been discovered in 1741.

[Wil]

Why was it called Robert Hunter? Did it hunt Roberts? Poor Robert.

Who the fuck is Robert Hunter anyways? Please don't post Wiki's, I'm too lazy to watch.

Co‐founder of Greenpeace.

What about the behind the scenes Anti-Mutual Friend movement? Is that still going strong?

Yeah, it’s thriving. He’s so going down.

I guess, ok I'm shutting up now

You don’t need to warn when you’re shutting up, Mudling. Just shut up.

I have to let the upper echelons know these things.

Criticism of terminology accepted. I was trying for ‘clearly knowingly ironic’ to reduce seriousness. I’ll reconsider how I’ll refer to a small group of people without namesdropping in the future.

[Hobo]

We're whalers on the moon!
We carry a harpoon!
But there ain't no whales,
So we tell tall tales
And sing our whaling tune!

[Mac Sirloin]

giant squids

In during TENTACLE RAEP

Anyway...

Apparently military testing of sonar had began killing whales, making their brains explode, etc..

Well, this got into a discussion of cancer in my art class, and being that a better part of the fucktards have cellphones, they think the radiation will kill them.

Well, to console them, I stood up, smiled, smiled wider, smiled much, much , much, much wider, bore my tooth hole, and said "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

To each and every one of them, whilst pointing, jumping up and down, and dissapointing my teacher.

I love art.

[skillyaslig]

I though it just made them go dizzy, and not be able to find food...So has the military gone 'whaling'? Just as I though...

[Flamefox]

whaling? Pha, what a waste of time. No reason at all to it. I mean, there are quite a lot of other creatures to eat, so why kill whales?

[Nate]

I though it just made them go dizzy, and not be able to find food...

It made whales beach themselves, but I don't know if that's due to temporary confusion as the sonar was running or a permanent injury.

[Bullet Magnet]

I think it broke their eardrums. Now marine biologists are advising the military and other users of sonar to use frequencies that whales do not.

Sonar interfering with an echolocating animal is the equivalent of a human trying to see with random flashes of light and colour popping up across their vision. Imagine walking around with a strobe light strapped to your face.

[Mac Sirloin]

Okay, and after that?

[Bullet Magnet]

I'm not sure what effect that has on their behaviour, besides the fact that it appears to result in mass beachings.

[Mojo]

I think it broke their eardrums. Now marine biologists are advising the military and other users of sonar to use frequencies that whales do not.

Eardrums don't work that well in water...

EDIT: Wait, they do... *headslaps*

[Bullet Magnet]

Yeah, these are whale eardrums we're talking about. The inner ear of whales came up in my exam last Thursday. They're inside bone cases suspended by muscles and ligaments inside the whale's skull.

[Mojo]

As you see, I edited it already :P. Since I remembered that human eardrums work underwater as well. We just don't have the means to communicate underwater, without using some kind of technology, or at least something that doesn't involve sound waves traveling through air :P.

[skillyaslig]

Poor whales! Hmm, after all, their eardrums need to be quite sensitive to hear the 'songs' of the other whales through all that salt water. But how could it break their eardrums? It it too loud or something?

[Bullet Magnet]

It may just be underwater weapons testing that does the physical damage to their ears. But yes, particularly loud noises have the tendency to bust eardrums. Happens to people all the time.

[Mac Sirloin]

A balloon exploded in my face a few days ago, my ear is till ridiculously sore.

BIG BALLOON

[Zerox]

Poor whales! Hmm, after all, their eardrums need to be quite sensitive to hear the 'songs' of the other whales through all that salt water.

Through all that salt water? You do realise sound travels alot better through water than air?

The only reason whales' eardrums would need to be particularly sensitive is to hear other whale songs from a ridiculously huge distance, which they do do.

[skillyaslig]

Through all that salt water? You do realise sound travels alot better through water than air?

The only reason whales' eardrums would need to be particularly sensitive is to hear other whale songs from a ridiculously huge distance, which they do do.

Obviously I didn't, or I wouldn't of said it. Duh.
Hmm, so their pods are spread out, they just use that to communicate with others, maybe to tell each other where good sources of food are...Can certainly see what dead ear drums can cause a fine hassle.