Stupid answers for stupid questions -

Reiji Neko Mitsukai · #**481** 03-21-2007, 05:43 PM

A: Yes, I like to feel the wind in my hair. But only if it's enough to make it go woosh!

Q: Do you believe in Frankenthumb?

snuzi · #**482** 03-21-2007, 06:27 PM

A: I most certainly do. The legend of his existence has been proven to be true.

Q: Is Larry King just a tad senile?

Reiji Neko Mitsukai · #**483** 03-21-2007, 07:48 PM

A: Only when his suspenders are red.

Q: A fuzzle, paramite, and scrab meet in the woods- does the tree make a noise if no one's there to hear it?

snuzi · #**484** 03-21-2007, 08:31 PM

A: It sure does. After all, sound waves do travel even if no one's around to hear 'em

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Q: What could be more fun than running random, non-existent people in San Andreas?

Reiji Neko Mitsukai · #**485** 03-21-2007, 08:42 PM

A: Running random, non-existent people in San Andreas for profit!

Q: Are you LOST?

moxco · #**486** 03-21-2007, 10:19 PM

A. No, I'm found.
Q. Whos car is that?

Salamander · #**487** 03-21-2007, 11:12 PM

A: Dude, wheres my car?
Q: this space for rent

snuzi · #**488** 03-22-2007, 12:31 AM

A: That wasn't exactly a question...at all.

Q: Are shoes for squares?

Salamander · #**489** 03-22-2007, 01:35 AM

A: No way! Rollar blades are.
Sorry about my question, brain malfunction.

Q: If I am holding four flutes in my left hand, how long will my pet pig take to run around 3.5 houses?

OddjobAbe · #**490** 03-22-2007, 07:40 AM

A: 2 nanoseconds.

Q:If Abraham Lincoln had a big hat, does that mean he had a big head inside it?

snuzi · #**491** 03-22-2007, 10:26 AM

A: Yes indeed. You should have seen it. It was huge.

Q: Were George Washington's wooden teeth ever infested with termites?

Slaveless · #**492** 03-22-2007, 11:04 AM

Termites would have just given him a metallic tounge. They work good with metal, not wood. Everyone knows that!

Que te gusta comer? (The real question is, can anyone read this without using a Spanish to English dictionary?)

OddjobAbe · #**493** 03-22-2007, 11:35 AM

A: Yes, I have a doctorate in the force, but can't be arsed to use it.

Q: Can I eat glue without getting sticky?

Alf Shall Rise · #**494** 03-22-2007, 12:19 PM

Nope. I tried.

Does this hurt?

snuzi · #**495** 03-22-2007, 01:21 PM

A: Not really.

Q: Isn't Ginger Ale great?

Reiji Neko Mitsukai · #**496** 03-22-2007, 08:49 PM

A: Even better with cheeze wiz and crackers.

Q: Bubbles?

snuzi · #**497** 03-22-2007, 10:32 PM

A: ...are fun.

Q: Is my girlfriend's cat actually a Pokemon in disguise?

moxco · #**498** 03-22-2007, 11:34 PM

A. No, its a drug smuggling terrist in disguise.
Q. Can I rub you out, with my eraser.

Salamander · #**499** 03-22-2007, 11:44 PM

A: that would work, I just go whiter than I already am (If that was at all possible

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Q: what do you call a shape with 1124856 sides?

moxco · #**500** 03-22-2007, 11:48 PM

A. A very big shape
Q. How many time does 4 go into 3.141592653589

snuzi · #**501** 03-22-2007, 11:49 PM

A: Syntax Error.

Q: Who's funnier: Lil Jimmy Norton or Bob Kelly?

moxco · #**502** 03-22-2007, 11:52 PM

A. Niether, their both not funny.
Q. Who's better Alcar or Max the Mug?

Salamander · #**503** 03-23-2007, 01:54 AM

A: Malcar.
Q: How my different flavours of blue are there?

snuzi · #**504** 03-23-2007, 02:35 AM

A: Millions upon millions.

Q: Are amputees alot of fun to hang out with?

OANST · #**505** 03-26-2007, 03:00 PM

A. They're fun to hang. I usually don't stick around afterwards, though.

Q. Does anyone else enjoy getting their scrotum hair made into dreadlocks?

Fluid · #**506** 03-26-2007, 03:03 PM

dreads suck

OANST · #**507** 03-26-2007, 03:04 PM

A. You suck.

Q. You don't quite get the point of this thread, do you?

Fluid · #**508** 03-26-2007, 03:05 PM

yes i do.....

Fluid · #**509** 03-26-2007, 03:11 PM

anyhow...

qhow many contacts in msn....

OANST · #**510** 03-26-2007, 03:12 PM

A. Okay. Cool, then.

Q. If Jesus was a Jew then how can christians be anti-semites?