Oddworld Bloopers -

OddYouko · #**451** 11-14-2007, 02:33 PM

That's really funny Oddey! Oddfather. xD

Haha poor Mullock. >xD

OddYouko · #**452** 11-14-2007, 02:56 PM

Ok here's another one my sister thought up.

Random.
Bigface telling Abe that he needs to rescue his Mudokon pals. But Abe doesn't quite get it.
Bigface: "read my lips!"
Abe: " but the mas--"
Bigface: "o_O"

Zelda--Fan · #**453** 11-15-2007, 11:44 AM

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Ok here's another one my sister thought up.

Random.
Bigface telling Abe that he needs to rescue his Mudokon pals. But Abe doesn't quite get it.
Bigface: "read my lips!"
Abe: " but the mas--"
Bigface: "o_O"

i like this bloopers

i gots more XD

Scene 1

They used blind ones they couldnt see!

(Camera zooms in on blind mud)

Mud: DIE SLIG DIE!!!

(Begins beating on the camera with his pick)

Lorne; NO! My 50.00 dollar camera!

Scene 2

(slig is chasing Abe when he trips and flies out of his pants)

Slig: HELP!

(Slig knocks abe over)

Lorne: CUT CUT CUT!

Scene 3

(Offstage)

(Sekto calls stranger)

Sekto: did you order the large chesse pizza?
Stranger: Sekto it aint funny.
Sekto: but they sent----

CLICK!

(2 seconds later sekto calls back)

Sekto: Did you hang up on me?
Stranger: oh i dont know did it sound sumthin like this?

CLICK!

EDIT:

I got a extra 1

Scene 1

(Abe is spying on the glukkons)

CREAK.......

Snap!

(The scaffloding beneath abes falls down)

Abe: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THUD

Slig: what was that?

OddYouko · #**454** 11-16-2007, 04:16 PM

Haha those are good. xp

In AE opening when Bigface smacks Abe on the back and makes him fall but instead of moving out of the way the Mudokons below carry Abe like people do in rock concerts.

In AO in the opening when the Slig is chasing Abe. Abe stops and checks himself out in the camera. The Slig stops behind Abe.

Slig: "what are you doing?!"
Abe: "oh sorry!"

In MO good ending when Munch is yelling at Abe to get his can of gabbiar(sp?)
Abe accidentally hits Munch off the platform their standing on. The Glukkons and Vykers(sp?) then all look at Munch.

Matriar · #**455** 11-17-2007, 02:34 PM

Great ideas here!

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I got one:

Abe's Oddysee - Good Ending

Bigface returns with Abe on the big plattform and raises Abe's hand in triumph. Abe starts to smile.
Suddenly he lets out some gas.
Abe: "...oops... sorry, guys."
Lorne Lanning turns to the cameraman and chuckles: "Did you get that on tape?"
Cameraman: "Yeah."
Lorne Lanning: "Let's keep it then!"
Abe: "Hey, no, you can't do that!! D: "

Lame, I know.

Zelda--Fan · #**456** 11-17-2007, 03:49 PM

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Great ideas here!

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I got one:

Abe's Oddysee - Good Ending

Bigface returns with Abe on the big plattform and raises Abe's hand in triumph. Abe starts to smile.
Suddenly he lets out some gas.
Abe: "...oops... sorry, guys."
Lorne Lanning turns to the cameraman and chuckles: "Did you get that on tape?"
Cameraman: "Yeah."
Lorne Lanning: "Let's keep it then!"
Abe: "Hey, no, you can't do that!! D: "

Lame, I know.

LAME LAME???????
O.o

I dont know you anymore! lol.

i got 2 more today

Scene 1

(Random slig is walking around)

Slig: Doo dee dooo doodle doo

(Abe crashes through the nearby wall in a red car)

Slig: What the-

Lorne: ok thats a lawsuit!

Scene 2

(Bigface pops up in the met cutting room to save Abe)

( Female voice pops up on a nearby inter-com)

Voice: There is a blue prius parhed in the tow-away zone, its lincence plate number is
BIG-FAC
it will be towed right away, Thank you!

CLICK!

(Abe and bigface share a glance)

Bigface: omigod! Thats MY CAR!!!!!

Oddey · #**457** 11-18-2007, 01:27 AM

I thought of this very quickly.
Good ending of AO:
Abe and Bigface are warped in but Abe has an electric G-guitar and Bigface has some Drums. Abe and Bigface start to play and the Mudokons cheer. When Abe is supposed to fart he hops off the stage and gets caried around and put back on. The paramites and scrabs beside the stage are dancing. Confeti flies down as Abe and Bigface finish and break their insttuments. A slig is heard in the backround cheering and clapping. Abe: "Wait a minute. This isn't the place where the concert was planned." Bigface: "Bummer". Several roses and underpants land on the stage. Abe picks up a pair and says "My favourite!"

Hope you fellas like it.

OddYouko · #**458** 11-18-2007, 08:31 AM

Haha that was better then mine. xD

Zelda--Fan · #**459** 11-18-2007, 02:48 PM

lol i got another

Scene 1

(stranger is seen walking through a random field)

(outlaws pop out of the bushes in ninja outfits)

Outlaws: woooo!

(Sekto flys out of the sky in a ninja outfit)

Sekto: I have come to restore honor to my family!

Lorne: Dammit you Sekto!

Oddey · #**460** 11-19-2007, 07:13 AM

De-panting scene:
Take1: Caste Raider picks up the notes. It's unfinished homework. "You need some help with this Stranger?" Caste Raider asks.
Take2: Caste Raider picks up the notes. "Wow! The doctor said you gotta go on a diet? That is unfair!"
Take3: Caste Raider is about to pick up the notes but then he notices they aren't there. Stranger has them sticking out of his mouth. "What?" He asked slightly muffled.
Take4: Caste Raider picks up the notes and askes "Is this your card?"
Take5: Caste Radier picks up the notes and says "What are you hiding freaky boy?" He then looks disgusted and says "That is really gross Stranger! Eating that food!" Stranger says "I got a dollar for it though." with a look of triumph on his face.
Take6: Stranger drops the notes and Caste Raider picks them up and reveals that it's a girlfreind note. All the outlaws say "Oooooooo! Whos is the lucky lady?"
Notes can be alot of things.

OddYouko · #**461** 11-19-2007, 12:09 PM

LOL xD Good ones.

-gives Oddey a piece of candy- O_o

Zelda--Fan · #**462** 11-19-2007, 01:22 PM

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LOL xD Good ones.

-gives Oddey a piece of candy- O_o

(Gives food)

i dont got any now but maybe later

OddYouko · #**463** 11-19-2007, 02:58 PM

-minds goes blank- O___o

In the "Guardian Angel" clip.
The Shrink comes up from behind Abe.
Shrink: "Abe just because life is doo--"
Abe: "forget this I'm changing it to football!"

Zelda--Fan · #**464** 11-19-2007, 03:17 PM

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-minds goes blank- O___o

In the "Guardian Angel" clip.
The Shrink comes up from behind Abe.
Shrink: "Abe just because life is doo--"
Abe: "forget this I'm changing it to football!"

lol

anyhoo i got 1!

Scene 1

(Abe goes to hit a grenade vendo)

WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrr

(Vendo turns to the left)

(Grenades begin shooting out of the vendo)

slig: Help!

BOOM!

BOOM BOOM!

Abe: uhhh

lorne: ABE!?

(Abe pulls out a top hat and cane and begins to dance off the stage)

Lorne: ugh someone get abe and someone else get that vendo outta here before it blows up my set........

OddYouko · #**465** 11-21-2007, 11:43 AM

Haha another one my sister thought up.

AO when Abe is getting the Paramite scar. But instead of putting the Paramite scar on Abe's right hand Bigface puts righty.

And Bigface does the same with Abe's left hand. He puts lefty.

Abe: "What the?!"
Bigface: "righty tighty, lefty loosy!"

Matriar · #**466** 11-23-2007, 12:41 PM

Stranger's Wrath

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-When Stranger got captured by the outlaws-

Stranger loses his paper thingy. Raider goes closer to it and has a look.
Raider: "......Stranger, you got an F in math?!"

///

-In the beginning of the last movie sequel, where Stranger pulls Sekto's body to the "window" to show the grubbs-

Stranger pulls Seko's lifeless body that is slipping on the ground. Suddenly, because of the slipping movings, Sekto loses his pants...

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-When Stranger's hunting Lugnuz-

Stranger's getting ready to do the sleg-call.
Stranger: "Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeee beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!!"

OddYouko · #**467** 11-24-2007, 08:46 AM

At the very end of AO and on AE at the begining when Abe is supposed to fart.
Abe just stands there everyone else waits.

Bigface: "Abe..now!"
Abe: "now what?"
Bigface: "you're supposed to--"
Abe: "oh!"

Abe trys to..poot but nothing happens.
Abe: "sorry guys can't do it."
Lorne: "ok can we get this guy some Brew please?!"

Oddey · #**468** 11-24-2007, 09:12 AM

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Stranger's Wrath

-When Stranger's hunting Lugnuz-

Stranger's getting ready to do the sleg-call.
Stranger: "Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeee beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!!"

This is going to keep me awake for months. Imagine Stranger screaming that.
And here is a little something I made for my blooper.

OddYouko · #**469** 11-24-2007, 05:20 PM

-busts into laughter- That's creepy! xD

skillyaslig · #**470** 11-24-2007, 07:54 PM

mwhahaha, thats strange and kewl on the highest flag pole!!!

OddYouko · #**471** 11-25-2007, 11:20 AM

AE when the Glukkon is wanting the Mud to drink brew.

Abe: "at first the Glukkons gave their brew away.."
Glukkon: "lemonade come get your lemonade!"
Abe comes on the screen with the Glukkon, Slig, and Mudokon.
Abe: "what are you doing?"
Glukkon: "selling lemonade..it's hot out here."
Mud: "come on Abe get out of the way! I'm thirsty!"

Zelda--Fan · #**472** 11-25-2007, 04:52 PM

i got....... nothing right now

HOORAY FOR FUNCINOL BRAIN

Scene 1

Gaurdian Angel clip

Shrink: just beacuse life is doom, and everthing wants to eat-
Abe:you
Shrink:huh?
(Abe Pulls lever in the meat cutting room)
(The shrinks support beams break and it falls into the meat cutter)
Shrink: Oh my- mayday captian mayday!

OddYouko · #**473** 11-28-2007, 02:26 PM

Haha that one made me smile. I hate that evil Shrink!

Go Abe! =^^=

Zelda--Fan · #**474** 11-28-2007, 03:55 PM

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Haha that one made me smile. I hate that evil Shrink!

Go Abe! =^^=

i got another

Scene 1

Shrink: Just beacuse-
(Abe bursts into laughter)
Shrink: Whats so funny?
(Shrink has a funny face drawn on his moniter)
Alf: i had to do it!

OddYouko · #**475** 11-28-2007, 06:04 PM

xD I would have never thought of that. Good one!

Good ending of AE the part were Alf is talking about his adventure with Abe.
Alf: "hello my name is--" Alf takes to many steps forward and falls of the stage.
Everyone and Abe start laughing.

Matriar · #**476** 11-29-2007, 02:55 AM

That one gave me the chuckles. XD
Very nice!

OddYouko · #**477** 11-30-2007, 08:30 AM

AO when the Glukkons are having the meeting.

Mullock: "watch..show'em"
Slig: "right boss."
But instead of the Mud on a stick a video of Ren and Stimpy dancing to the "Happy happy joy joy song" comes up!! xD

The Slig starts to dance a little but Mullock gives him an evil glare causing him to stop.
Slig: "sorry boss."

alf's brother's mate · #**478** 11-30-2007, 08:43 AM

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lol

anyhoo i got 1!

Scene 1

(Abe goes to hit a grenade vendo)

WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrr

(Vendo turns to the left)

(Grenades begin shooting out of the vendo)

slig: Help!

BOOM!

BOOM BOOM!

Abe: uhhh

lorne: ABE!?

(Abe pulls out a top hat and cane and begins to dance off the stage)

Lorne: ugh someone get abe and someone else get that vendo outta here before it blows up my set........

-Really funny *laughs*

oooh hehehe i have good a good-urn. *laughs*

Alf: i had my first brew.... when i was in the desert with abe....

Random mud. : You suck! get off the stage!

*old tomatoe flies and hits him in the face*

abe: and it was in the mines anyways

*a mud bone flies and hits him on the head*

Randomer: And were did this come from?

*large inflatable penis soars onto the stage and hit's alf on the head*

All muds fall about laughing apart from alf who storms off and hits the blind mud doing the hammering on the head with the bone.

Oddey · #**479** 11-30-2007, 08:45 AM

Bad ending of AE:
Take1: Abe turns into the birds after being electrified. The brewmaster says :"What?" Slig: "Now you see him now you don't!"
Take2: Brewmaster: "What?" Slig: "A magician never reveals his secrets."
Take3: Birds come but Abe is still there. Brewmaster: "What? the slig says what in the exact same voice.

My fav is take1. The slig is a great magician.

OddYouko · #**480** 11-30-2007, 08:57 AM

Those were both fuuny! Haha Alf! >=/

I like take 3 that made me laugh. I would've laughed louder but parents are walking about.