Oddworld Bloopers -

Oddey · #**421** 10-18-2007, 05:53 AM

AE:Meeting

Dripik:um...what was the name of that guy who owns rupture... something?

Aslik:I don't know.

Phleg: (queitely) Mullok,Farms

Dripik:Farms is gonna be pissed!

Phleg: No!No!No!

Aslik:Quit arguing,we have bigger problems.

Dripik: We do?

Matriar · #**422** 10-18-2007, 06:34 AM

Farms gonna be pissed. XD
Good one!

Oddey · #**423** 10-18-2007, 12:56 PM

Thank you. You are very kind.
Edit: I have one more.
AE Brew machine:
Abe: "Don't drink that!"
Other Mudokons: "Why not?"
Abe: "Because of this!"
(Reveals that one Brew has over 20000 calories and no protein)
Other Mudokons: "What??? Will we get fat or something?"
(Laughs and drinks one. Instantly becomes huge.)
Mudokon: "Uh oh"
Abe: "Told you so"

OddYouko · #**424** 11-05-2007, 06:08 AM

(Spoiler Alert)
If you haven't seen or saved all 99 Mudokons to see the "Guardian Angle" video.

When Abe is in the dungeon and is going get attacked or harrased by the Shrink.

Shrink: "Abe just because life is....Abe? Abe where are you?" Abe is nowhere to be seen but in the background you here a toilet flush.

Abe: "sorry just had to use the bathroom..ok where were we?" He then looks over at the corner he's supposed to be in sitting in." "oops" He then quickly runs over to the corner and a acts all scared but can't help to giggle.

I now I stink but it's my first try. ^^;;

Oddey · #**425** 11-05-2007, 06:13 AM

Oddyouko that was so funny!

If only i could think of one.

OddYouko · #**426** 11-05-2007, 06:45 AM

Ok got another one.

In AO when all the Glukkons plus Mullock are having a meeting and Abe is spying on them.

Mullock: "watch...show'em."

Slig: "right boss."

But instead of showing the Mudokon head on a stick it shows...Magical Trevor!

The Glukkons, Slig, and Mullock are all speechless but in the background you see Abe falling on the ground in laughter.

~^_^~ · #**427** 11-05-2007, 07:04 AM

Haha, funny blooopers Odd!

OddYouko · #**428** 11-05-2007, 07:07 AM

Thanks. I'll let you guys now if I have anymore. xp

g2g talk with you guys later.

OddYouko · #**429** 11-05-2007, 03:14 PM

I haven't played nor do I own Munch's Oddysee.

In the good ending of MO when Abe and Munch see the blimp explode and the gabbit moon appears behind it but instead of it being the moon it's a gaint sign saying "eat at joe's".

Abe and Munch are both laughing. Munch then stops.

Munch: "hey that's not funny!"

skillyaslig · #**430** 11-05-2007, 10:47 PM

Lawl,

thats funny! Right on

Oddey · #**431** 11-06-2007, 06:18 AM

I love the one with Magical Trever. Everyone loves magical Trever!

OddYouko · #**432** 11-06-2007, 02:38 PM

AO when Abe fell down the cliff when he saw the Mudokon moon and he "died" and Bigface is supposed to come and revive him.

Abe laying on the ground dead and wanting for the Bigface to show up. 10 minutes go by..then 15..then 20.

Bigface: "now?"

Abe opens one eye "yes now!" then pretends to be dead again.

Bigface comes out of the fog and they finish the scene like in the game.

Abe: "you leave me like that again and I'll push you off a cliff!"

Bigface: "what I forgot..sheesh."

Oddey · #**433** 11-08-2007, 11:35 AM

Random scene in AO:
Take 1:A paramite is chasing Abe and catches him. After leaping on Abe the paramite breaks through the ground. "Was that intended?" says Abe while doing the thing that he does where he normaly says "I don't know." Offscreen Lorne says "No! Now somebody get that paramite a medic!"
Take 2:The paramite leaps over Abe and just keeps going up.Abe: "What the?"
Take 3: The paramite leaps on Abe but he gets back up. "What do I do here again?"
Take 4: The scene goes completely right but after jumping on Abe, Lorne screams "Yes!" Abe: "Doh! How many times do we have to go through this?"
Take 5: The paramite doesn't hop. It kind of shivers and says that it is afraid of heights.
Take 6: The paramite jumps backwards.
Take 7: The paramite doesn't even show up.
Not too good but I tried.

Matriar · #**434** 11-08-2007, 12:11 PM

Scene in Stranger's Wrath, where Stranger got caught by Raider and his boys:

Raider: "...so, Stranger. All we need to know is: where's the steef?"
Stranger shows an angry face while all the outlaws are laughing. When the outlaws come closer, Stranger loses his paper things that says about his surgery.
Raider: "Hold it!"
He gets closer to the dropped papers and takes them.
Raider: "Here, Stranger. You lost something..."
And puts it back to Strangers bags.
Stranger: "Uh, thanks."
Raider: "Now where were we? ...oh, yeah. Laughing evil. Wahahahaha!!"

Wow, I suck at good bloobers. x_x

Oddey · #**435** 11-09-2007, 10:40 AM

Scene in AO where Abe gets his hand scars:
Take1: BigFace pulls out a tatoo thing. Abe: "What the?"
Take2: BigFace: "You sure you want to do this?" Abe: "Grrrrrr..."
Take3: BigFace does the normal thing but Abe doesn't look like he is in pain.
Take4: BigFace does it right but Abe says: "This is like Star Wars."

Random scene with a slog in AO:
Take1: The slog jumps through Abe. Abe turns around revealing a hole in his chest.
Take2: The slog doesn't jump it just says it's not hungry.

Scene in AE where the mudokons drink brew:
Take1: After taking a sip the mudokon says "Ew! This tastes terrible!" Abe: "You were supposed to pretend to drink it."
Take2: Mudokon: "This one is empty." Abe slaps his forhead.
Take3: Mudokon drinks the bottle. Mudokon: "I really need to pee!" He runs offscreen. Not long after there is a toilet flush. When he comes back there is toilet paper on his foot.
Take4: Mudokon takes one look at the brew then says "I can't drink this! I have a doctor's note!"
Take5: The scene goes right until the flying slig come. Abe forgets to jump and the slig bumps into him. Not long after a faint splat is heard.
Take6: The slig's harness breaks. Slig: "Mayday! Mayday!"

Finished.

OddYouko · #**436** 11-09-2007, 10:52 AM

xD Funny.

In AO when Bigface is gonna give Abe the paramite scar.

Abe: "maybe you should take of that mask so you can see what you're doing."

Bigface: "no way! you're just using that as an excuse so you can see my face."

Abe: "no seriously!"

Bigface: "ok ready?" Lightining then shoots in Abe's eyes.

Abe: "AHHH!!! MY EYES!!"

Bigface starts to slowly walk away.

I have no idea where that came from..I can't think today. v_v

Alf Shall Rise · #**437** 11-09-2007, 12:02 PM

Uh huh. My turn.

Good ending in MO:
"C'mon Abe!" Munch yells at Abe as Abe tries to continue to possess Lulu. He lets go, and feels that his head hurts. Trying one more time, Abe's head bursts.

Introduction in AE:
Abe speaks.
"This is Necrum. Long ago, the Mudokons brought their dead here. But that was before they started stealing our bones."
Blind Mudokon turns around, walks into tracks, and gets smashed by running train.

I tried my best.

OddYouko · #**438** 11-09-2007, 07:39 PM

Aw poor Abe. That makes me wanna watch the good ending even though I hate Munch. ._.

Haha stupid blind Mudokons. xD

Oddey · #**439** 11-10-2007, 01:00 AM

Good ending of AO:
Take1: Molluk comes in. After opening the hatch to the spinning thing it reveals not a fan but a bunch of balloons and Molluk says: "April fools!"
Take2: Mullok: "I was just kidding. Sheesh some people can't take a joke."
Take3: The slig pulls the lever but Abe doesn't fall in. The slig pulls it again but harder and nothing happens. Then the slig pulls it even harder and then it snaps sending the slig plummeting and Abe shoots straight through the ceiling. Mullok gets shocked by the lightning and BigFace comes in with a confused expression.

Good ending of AE:
Take1: When the glukkon turns around he has a goofy moustache and glasses on.
Take2: The Brewmaster turns around and says: "Be more careful you stupid employes!"

Good ending of MO:
Take1: Abe: "Now we get your caviar." Munch nods his head like he is supposed to but then stops and says: "What?"
Take2: Abe "Now we get your fish sticks." Munch gives Abe the hairy eyeball.
Take3: BigFace walks in and asks: "What do I do in this scene?'

Depanting scene in SW:
Take1: Caste Raider picks up the notes and reveales that it's a playboy magazine.
Take2: Caste Raider doesn't notice the notes. He steps on them and slips.

Scene in AO where Abe gets a handscar:
Take1: Abe: "Father please help me!" Darth Vader shows up and is about to pick up BigFace when he says: "Wait a minute?!"
Take2: BigFace shoots the lightning in the opposite direction. Abe: "Next time take off the mask".
Take3: Same as before only a scrab walks by and gets a scar on it's leg.
Take4: The same scrab gets another scar and becomes... not the shrykull but Abe!

Not too good but I love making these.
Edit: An extra!!!

Scene in AE where the mudokons drink brew:
Take1: Mudokon pushes button twice and a huge brew bottle flies out and rams the mudokon.
Take2: The mudokon pushes the button twice and a short message says that he needs to insert moolah.
Take3: The mudokon misses the button and breaks the machine. Mudokon: "Oops!"
Take4: The mudokon doesn't push it down hard enough. He tries again but it just make all 99 of the brew bottles pop out and start shooting through the dispensor hole like a machine gun. Abe: "Take cover!"
Take5: The mudokon holds down the button and the machine swells and blows up.
Take6: The mudokon is about to press the button when he sees it's empty.

Matriar · #**440** 11-10-2007, 10:52 AM

:

Introduction in AE:
Abe speaks.
"This is Necrum. Long ago, the Mudokons brought their dead here. But that was before they started stealing our bones."
Blind Mudokon turns around, walks into tracks, and gets smashed by running train.

:

Depanting scene in SW:
Take1: Caste Raider picks up the notes and reveales that it's a playboy magazine.

These two made me laugh out loud. X]

OddYouko · #**441** 11-11-2007, 03:11 PM

The brew ones are funny! xD

Oddey · #**442** 11-12-2007, 10:09 AM

Thank you I'll post some more when I can think of some. Right now I've got alot of homework.
Edit: I just thought of a quickie: Any scene with a fleech:
The fleech's tounge get's stuck and Abe climbs up a ledge as the fleech dangle around his foot. Not long after it's tounge snaps.

OddYouko · #**443** 11-12-2007, 03:12 PM

Haha stupid Fleech >

My sister thought up this one.

Random scene if Abe and Stranger met.

Stranger: "So you're Abe, savior of the Mudokons."
Abe:"..."
Stranger: "It's great to meet ya..."
Abe:"..."
Stranger: "Why won't you sa---"
Abe: "Bigface says to never talk to strangers..."

xp

Oddey · #**444** 11-13-2007, 05:53 AM

:

Bigface says to never talk to strangers

LOL! That was too funny! It's really simple too!

OddYouko · #**445** 11-13-2007, 03:31 PM

I had it in my head but my sister thought of it first. Yeah it's funny.

OddYouko · #**446** 11-13-2007, 03:52 PM

In AE when the glukkon gives the mudokon the brew and tells him to drink it.

Glukkon: "come on! drink!"
Mudokon: "uhh ok" He takes the bottle but there's no brew.
The Glukkon then looks at the Slig standing next to him.
Slig: "sorry I was thirsty boss."

It isn't that funny. <.<;

Zelda--Fan · #**447** 11-13-2007, 05:02 PM

is it too late to post here?

anyhoo i thought of a few bloopers.

Scene 1

(Abe goes to pull a lever to open a trap door)
*toilet flushes*

lorne: The hell?

Scene 2

(Mullock is explain to the other glukkons about the profits)
mullock: watch.. Show em.
slig: yes boss.
(Abe looks on the ground and sees a small rock)
(just as the slig is about to change the screen Abe throws the rock at the moniter)
(Moniter blows up)
Mullock: *Glares at the slig* What the hell did you do!!??!
Slig: i donno.

Scene 3

(Abe is about to jump out of a hole)
(Abe hits the trampoline at the bottom and is launched into the air)
(then the wires that would bring him safely back down to the ground snap)
Abe: Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

...

(THUD!)

well thats all i got right now :]

skillyaslig · #**448** 11-14-2007, 01:01 AM

whoowooo, go faulty safety lines!!!

these are funny as!

Oddey · #**449** 11-14-2007, 11:39 AM

I thought of this a while ago but I had to perfect it.
Opening scene of Abe's Oddysee:
(Godfather music plays when the words Abe's Oddysee pop up and instead of saying Abe's Oddysee it says The Oddfather) Lorne: "Who the hell put that text there!" Abe: (Offscreen) "Not me" with a kind of uneasy voice.
Hopw this entertains you guys.

Zelda--Fan · #**450** 11-14-2007, 12:48 PM

:

I thought of this a while ago but I had to perfect it.
Opening scene of Abe's Oddysee:
(Godfather music plays when the words Abe's Oddysee pop up and instead of saying Abe's Oddysee it says The Oddfather) Lorne: "Who the hell put that text there!" Abe: (Offscreen) "Not me" with a kind of uneasy voice.
Hopw this entertains you guys.

lol i liked em i got 2 more too

Scene 1

Mullock is explaining about the profits

Mullock:Watch... show em
slig: yes boss

(slig pulls the lever and mullock falls down a trapdoor)

mullock; AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

...

thud!

Scene 2

(Abe is about to be put into the meat slicer)
Mullock: KILL EM!

(slig pulls the lever only to have it open another trapdoor under mullock)

Mullock: HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

... THUD!

lorne: oh no did Mullock fall down another trapdoor?