Bits & Pieces IX (I miss Hobo Edition)

[Git'Im]

I keep thinking one is actually on me *.*

[MeechMunchie]

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

Joke Thread

God, how is that still alive?

Painfully.

In other biological trivia, here's a relative-scale image of the Paradoxical Frog.



In a rather insectoid approach to metamorphosis, the tadpole pre-consumes enough nutrients to fuel a practically instantaneous transformation into a frog - becoming up to three times the size of its adult form in the process.

[MA]

WHERE IN THE GRAND FUCK IS JESSICA RABBIT?

that's goddamn bullshit. i'm disappointed, so disappointed. who's the artist? what's their address? don't they realize how much sexy JR would add to that picture?

ah, yes. Jessica Rabbit. the first cartoon character to give me a hard on when i was a kid.

[Mac Sirloin]

Painfully.

Well maybe if it had a central nervous system.

E:I just noticed that the bottom left is Link from a Link to the Past. And there's that coked-out Nesquick cereal rabbit. And the blue and green one in the mid-left is from Legend of Mana. And on the right is that half robot half rabbit chick from the Sonic archie comics. And there's a Digimon on the left but they got the colours backwards I think. It digieveleovleevolves into also a rabbit but with gun hands.

This is fun. Someone post the robot one, I'm a fucking pro at the robot one.

[STM]

ah, yes. Jessica Rabbit. the first cartoon character to give me a hard on when i was a kid.

For me that was Daffy Duck. I think it was the sailor outfit that did it for me.

[MA]

probably the lisp, you gay.

[Nepsotic]

ah, yes. Jessica Rabbit. the first cartoon character to give me a hard on when i was a kid.

That's an animal you sick fuck! Rabbit fucker, rabbit fucker!

[Varrok]

Look at the baby!

It has your eyes, BM if any

[Nate]

WHERE IN THE GRAND FUCK IS JESSICA RABBIT?

That's an animal you sick fuck! Rabbit fucker, rabbit fucker!

Jessica Rabbit wasn't a rabbit, sillies. That was her married name.

[Steamer_KING]

So, I know ya fuckers like Adventure Time and Flying Lotus just released a music he made for the show WITH a completely free episode. Enjoy ladies and lads:


http://www.mediafire.com/?4gzflsbywxrmkme

[Mac Sirloin]

Haha, I just realized I can go out and buy a bunch of things to input into my body and then watch adventure time! Thanks, government handout!



And here's a 200,000 piece lego city.

[MA]

Jessica Rabbit wasn't a rabbit, sillies. That was her married name.

good point. i never thought of it like that. i knew she wasn't really meant to be a rabbit, but i never thought it was just her married name. so, really, she's the sick fuck who's rogering Roger Rabbit the rabbit.

fucking zoophile.

[Steamer_KING]

good point. i never thought of it like that. i knew she wasn't really meant to be a rabbit, but i never thought it was just her married name. so, really, she's the sick fuck who's rogering Roger Rabbit the rabbit.

fucking zoophile.

Do they have any kids? No, as far as know, so that doesn't prove they...rogered...does it?

[MeechMunchie]

Hey, I just recognised Mr. Whiskers from Brandy and Mr. Whiskers... a show I have never watched in my life. Thanks, Beano advertising!



http://gamejolt.com/games/punksnotde...88/?os=windows

[OddjobAbe]

[Wings of Fire]

[Nepsotic]

I bet you were behind that, WoF.

[Wings of Fire]

Yes, I was indeed behind a thousand Japanese fans of a show using the most sensible way to refer to the show on twitter.

This makes so much sense.

[Crashpunk]

[MeechMunchie]

You know, if you replace the people with Wil, Xavier and Pilot, it's pretty much exactly what I've assumed the first OddTour was like.

[STM]

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FUCK YOU GUVNA!

[MeechMunchie]

http://www.updrafters.com/discover/

EDIT:

[Wings of Fire]

So in case any of you didn't hear, a bigwig in Microsoft went full retard last night when replying to rumours about the new Xbox and was lambasted by, of all people, a Bioware dev and Phil fucking Fish.

So yeah. Forget the emerging super economies of Brazil and India. The fucking rural states of America aren't good enough for Microsoft apparently.

[Varrok]

This avatar doesn't look quite like Phil Fish.

Also, to this day I've never bought a vacuum cleaner or a mobile phone, so I guess that means I agree with Orthy

[Manco]

God dammit, why are the people who are developing the next generation of consoles all universally stupid? It looks like we have a choice between a social media box with zero backwards compatibility, and an Xbox which requires you to have a flawless (read: nonexistent) Internet connection. And it'll probably be used to kill preowned games.

And don't even get me started on the Wii-U.

[Vyrien]

PC it is then.

[Varrok]

PC? So... like PS4?

[OANST]

I haven't had internet for four months because I'm a single dad, and it's a luxury I can do without to make sure my kid is clothed, and fed, and able to do the things a kid should be able to do. So now, when I do have a bit of extra cash to buy a game, I can't play it because I don't have an internet connection? No. I think not.

[Varrok]

*laughs at OANST for being a console gamer*

[OANST]

Laughs at Varrok for never being flown to the Double Fine studios to hang out with Tim Schafer and Ron Gilbert.

I had to think of something.