Oddworld Bloopers

[Abraham Lure]

I love those bloopers, Skillyaslig. I especially love the Bad ending of Abe's Exoddus, where the mud smashes the camera. Good work.

[stealing sligs pants]

i got another one

ae opening

"blind ones that couldnt see"
(mudokon turns around and is wearing googlie eye glasses)

sw depanting scene

(strangers pants fall off and abe falls out )

abeh thank odd i couldnt breathe

sw ending

(stranger turns sektos body around and finds homer simpson)

stranger:what the hell are you doing here

homer: a party at moes got a bit wild

lorne:get him out of here


mo (when munch and abe meet raisin)

(munch is disagreing with raisin and abe pulls his ear to hard -ripping munches head clean off his shoulders)

abe:erm ...has anyone got any sellotape..no..glue maybe..no..ah screw him then.


there pretty rubbish but oh well

[Arxryl]

heh both of yours were pretty good! I always like reading these. They lighten up my day just a bit.

Good Job!

[Reiji Neko Mitsukai]

Giving it a shot...

Scene: MO beginning with Abe and The Raisin.

Raisin: They took him to Vykkers Labs.

Faint background noise: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Alf: Poor little shmuck...

Lorne: Cut! We're getting some weird noises on the mics...

Mudokons: *look around for a little bit, then turn and see one of the meditaiting mukons sitting on the ground*

Mudokon: Zzzzzzzzzz...

[skillyaslig]

Funny! I love these bloopers...Here are some more…
SW spoiler!
When Stranger is tied up by the outlaws.
Outlaw:Get them pants off!
Two outlaws approce then one pulls a piece of wood from behind his back and yells:Pinata!
They all start hitting Stranger
Lorne: Goddamit, Cut!
***
AE in the tear room and the brew master and slig are watching the muds in the machine.
Brewmaster:Pump it up!
The slig goes over to the lever and pulls. The lever snaps and the slig flipps over it and falls off the ledge with a thud.
Slig:Stupid big budget game!
***
MO ending when the muds are getting the eggs on Lulus blimp.
Mud:Come on hurry!
One pushs the trolley too hard and the trolley goes crashing into a massive pile of eggs, which start to sway.
Mud:Eggalance!
They scream and run, chased by a wave of eggs.
Lorne: Who the hell stacked thoses eggs?
Slig: (Off screen) Whoops!
***
Any slog sceen.
Slog sees abe walk in the frame and lunges towards him and slames into his chest a little bit to hard and both fall of the ledge.
Abe: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
Crack then silence
Lorne: Back ups!
***
MO as Lulu comes to get on Vykkers labs and the sign above the door lights up. Then it burst into flames and Abe runs past with his lion cloth on fire.
Lorne:Cut!
***
MO when Munch is captured
Humphrey:…Why I’m sticking sonar in its head?!
Munch:Sonar?
A bolt of lightning zipps off his head and hits Humphrey in the side of the head and knocks him over.
Humphrey: Damn metal glasses!
Lorne: Gezz! Cut and take two!
***
Take two.
Humprey:Will you just SHUT UP!
Irwin glares at him and folds his arms.
Humphrey:What?
Irwin:If you wanna kiss me all you have to do is ask…
Lorne: Dammit! We almost had it!!
***
MO ending when Vykker labs blows. Abe and Munch run to the railing and Abe is going a bit to fast and flips over.
Munch: You all right?!
Slig: (off screen) Hahaha!
Lorne: Someone get abe! We got a due by date!
***
MO in the aution.
Headly: SOLD!
Lulu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
At the last note his voice cracks and goes incredible high pitched.
Abe: Hahaha! Loser!
Lorne: Lulu!
Lulu: What? (in squeky voice)
***
These one are kinda lame but hey, can't shot a slog for barking

[scrab queen]

kewl. But what was that last one all about?

[Arxryl]

Both of your guy's bloopers were funny! and that last one is about Puberty... I think...

[Reiji Neko Mitsukai]

I thought of this one today...

Scene: Barrel movie

*Abe rolls off the ledge, falling into a barrel. Sitting up, he shakes the meat off his head and looks around, only to get konked on the head by a passing pipe. The barrel moves past a pair of sligs chatting their way through their shift, but Abe doesn't come back up.*

Lorne: Uh... Abe?

Barrel: *gets sealed*

Lorne: ... CUT! And for the love of ODD, somebody go get the barrel opener and a medic!

[skillyaslig]

Hey Reiji Neko Mitsukai, they were funny as! I love this topic!! Im kinda outta ideas...lets see..
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SW endings when Stranger is in sectos office and secto(?) tells those monsters to be carefull with his head. one of the creatures leap on the desk by trips over its claws and falls off with a screech.
Lorne: Cut!
***
MO ending when they are on Lulus blimp with the gabbier.
Abe:...lot of eggs in that can.
Munch looks at the can and suddenly says: Hey! This is a sardine can!
Lorne: Who swiched the cans?!
***
AO when abe falls from the cliff and he begins to run to the massive mud satutes he falls over.
Lorne: Oddamnit!
***
Thats all I got. I know, totally lame.

[Reiji Neko Mitsukai]

Thanks Skillyaslig! I liked that last one- I imagine that happens a lot in the real movies, when the actor just stumbles and they end up reshooting the whole scene.

[skillyaslig]

I know! So funny! But why? When you see someone fall over it its such a riot, but why? Oh who cares! Its funny!!!!! =D
Lets see got a few more....
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AO ending when the sligs are dragging Abe off to see Mullock, one of the sligs thats carring Abe trips over and then the other one does and it falls backwards on top of Abe.
Abe: Owww!
Lorne: Cut....Jezz...
***
MO ending when Vykkers labs blows up. The ship plummets down and instead of a moon there is a large floating piece of cheese.
Lorne: For F**k sake!
***
SW ending when Stranger holds up Sektos body and roars. The grubbs cheer and then the dam explodes.
Lorne: Oppps... looks like we put too much dynamite.
***
I know totally lame but hey, it was fun

[Abraham Lure]

These bloopers have made me crack up laughing. I have a few more bloopers.

*Hungry*
(Irwin is talking into the phone)
Irwin: Hello, Lady Margaret. We've got you some lungs right here. What?
(Gibberish)
Irwin: Oh? You want them on your pizza? Okay. Humphrey, we need to get his lungs out...because Lady Margaret is hungry...
Humphrey: No...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Munch: 0_0
Director: CUT!!!

*Take 2*
Irwin: Hello, Lady Margaret, we got your bran new lungs sitting right here.
Voice: Hellloooooooooooooo, Kermie!
Irwin: What the (Beep)?
Voice: Miss Piggy is here
Irwin: AGH! (Puts the phone down) That was Miss Piggy!
Director: Jim Henson is so going to sue me!

*Take 3*
Irwin: Hello, Lady Margaret. We got your brand new lungs sitting right here.
(Gibberish)
Irwin: (Girlish voice) I know. And after your operation, we can go to the mall and shop for shoes and get makeovers.
Humphrey: Um...Irwin...the camera's still rolling
Irwin: (Beep)

Not very funny. But very weird.

[skillyaslig]

Hehe, I loooove this! I ran out a while back...

[LadySlig]

Yes, these jokes, bloopers are very funny!

[Matriar]

Start of AE.
Abe:...Blind ones that couldn’t see-
The blind mud turns a bit too sharply and trips, hits his head on the camera and falls over.
Lorne: Cut!

That was damn hilarious!
Excuse my French, but it really is!

[skillyaslig]

I know! I read these when I was having a drink and I accidentaly spat it all over the computer screen 'cause I was laughing so hard. And thanks Strangers Maid for saying my blooper was funny, I try my best!

[mitsur]

A cut to a dusty western town fades in, as a tumbleweed rolls across the shot. Dust swirls around a figure that is distorted by this same dust cloud...

The figure walks forward, his hand straying toward the pouch at his waist. His fingers twitch, and the camera pans 180 degrees, until we see an outlaw doing a similar nervous tick.

Stranger walks forward.

"Now, Blisterz, it's, uh, time for me to take you to jail. I'm not, uh, sure if I should take you dead or alive, 'cuz it's your choice."

Blisterz gets an angry look in his eye.

"Screw you, jerkface. I'll kick your sorry ass all over this town."

Stranger nods, as if he expected this response. He unclicks his crossbow, and slowly moves his hand toward the pouch at his waist.

"Then I guess it'll, uh, have to be- OH ****! THE ****ER BIT ME! OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!"

Stranger does a little dance of pain as he holds his hands up, showing the fuzzle grimly holding onto his fingers, blood gushing through it's already red-stained teeth.

Lorne quickly runs up and yanks the fuzzle off, and Stranger screams again. Lorne sighs, and calls out,

"Who the hell thought it'd be funny not to put the trained fuzzles in his bag?"

Nobody raises a hand, as Blisterz walks off scene, a towel around his neck, muttering,

"I can't work with this shit..."

Excuse the language, but it's too late now

[Jordan]

A cut to a dusty western town fades in, as a tumbleweed rolls across the shot. Dust swirls around a figure that is distorted by this same dust cloud...

The figure walks forward, his hand straying toward the pouch at his waist. His fingers twitch, and the camera pans 180 degrees, until we see an outlaw doing a similar nervous tick.

Stranger walks forward.

"Now, Blisterz, it's, uh, time for me to take you to jail. I'm not, uh, sure if I should take you dead or alive, 'cuz it's your choice."

Blisterz gets an angry look in his eye.

"Screw you, jerkface. I'll kick your sorry ass all over this town."

Stranger nods, as if he expected this response. He unclicks his crossbow, and slowly moves his hand toward the pouch at his waist.

"Then I guess it'll, uh, have to be- OH ****! THE ****ER BIT ME! OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!"

Stranger does a little dance of pain as he holds his hands up, showing the fuzzle grimly holding onto his fingers, blood gushing through it's already red-stained teeth.

Lorne quickly runs up and yanks the fuzzle off, and Stranger screams again. Lorne sighs, and calls out,

"Who the hell thought it'd be funny not to put the trained fuzzles in his bag?"

Nobody raises a hand, as Blisterz walks off scene, a towel around his neck, muttering,

"I can't work with this shit..."

Excuse the language, but it's too late now

That owns.

[Creepy Doc]

Great to see that this thread is still alive.

Pretty funny bloopers guys. I enjoyed reading them all!

[LadySlig]

Yes very entertaining!

[Marvak]

I've got some;

MO
When the two Interns are wheeling Munch to the surgery room, one looks down at Munch wearing a big red clown nose, crosseyed, and makes a noise like "peek-a-boo!"

When Humphrey screams "Will you just-shut-UP?!" he accidentally whacks Irwin in the eye.
Irwin- "Hey, watch where you're swingin' those arms!"

When Humphrey brings down the screen to explain his plan, he finds a poster stuck on it depicting an anonymous Vykker in a bikini.
Humphrey- "Whoa!.... H-how'd that get there...?" *dodgy eyes*

AO
(Intro, in the boardroom)
Molluck- "Watch; Show 'em."
There's a sudden power failure.
Slig- "....Aaaaw, man!"

When Abe jumps onto the cliff just in front of the moon, he miscalculates and falls straight down.

(Good ending scene)
When Bigface teleports Abe to Monsaic Lines, they both appear wearing grass skirts and coconut bras.
Lourne- "What... the... ...Damnit, Abe!"

[skillyaslig]

I've got some;

MO
When the two Interns are wheeling Munch to the surgery room, one looks down at Munch wearing a big red clown nose, crosseyed, and makes a noise like "peek-a-boo!"

When Humphrey screams "Will you just-shut-UP?!" he accidentally whacks Irwin in the eye.
Irwin- "Hey, watch where you're swingin' those arms!"

When Humphrey brings down the screen to explain his plan, he finds a poster stuck on it depicting an anonymous Vykker in a bikini.
Humphrey- "Whoa!.... H-how'd that get there...?" *dodgy eyes*

Haha! those were my favs!

[Matriar]

Here are a few of mine. It has some weird sense of humor... enjoy.



Stranger Wrath- When the outlaws captured Stranger

Outlaw: "Hey... hey, boss! Stranger's coming to!"
Another outlaw: "Yeah, yeah, that's him! That's the one who ate my lunch in the breakroom!"

--

Caste: "Well, if it ain't the big bad bounty hunter. So, Stranger... all we need to know is: where're our candies?!"


--

Stranger looses his paper things and they falls on the ground. Caste goes take it: "Whaa...?"
The outlaws look at it and chuckle.
"What the...?" Hastily, Caste tries to hide the papers: "Dammit, Stranger! Where did you get these childhood photos of me?!"

[Marvak]

I like the bottom one the best

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

Meh, I'll try.

Munch's Oddysee: The bad ending

Munch looked around, terrified as one of the vykkers hung up on the fone. He was strapped to a chair and unable to escape. One of the vykkers approached him, looking manic and evil. "Suprise!" He yelled Fearing the worst, Munch closed his eyes. After finding he wasn't dead, he opened them to see the vykker holding a birthday cake. "Happy birthday Munch!" A banner saying 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY' fell from the ceiling and music played, after which he fainted.

Munch's Oddysee: The gabbiar can

The two stood on the boat, as Abe looked around shyly. "Looks like there's a lot of eggs in that can..." He began. After saying that, his yellow eyes widened in terror. Munch looked around the ship. "What?" He croaked. "Munch, that's not the gabbiar can, it's a grenade!" He screeched. the two screamed, before Munch threw the bomb not too far away. It exploded, making a hole in the ship. The two screamed and ran up the ship as the water flooded in it and it slowly sank.

Abe's Oddysee: Grenade machine

Abe snuck up to the grenade machine that looked like a large grenade. he slapped the green button and waited. Instantly, loads of grenades spilled out and onto the floor he stood on. They all started beeping loudly and fast, not giving him a chance to do anything. "Oh shi!-" BOOM! They exploded, sending Abe hurtling towards the roof.

Stranger's Wrath: Ending

Stranger held up the olden steef's body and roared, before tripping off of the edge. He yelled as the dam burst and he washed downstream as the grubbs cheered.

I tried.

[Matriar]

Haha, they're not bad, really!
I liked the first one most.

Munch's Oddysee: The gabbiar can

The two stood on the boat, as Abe looked around shyly. "Looks like there's a lot of eggs in that can..." He began. After saying that, his yellow eyes widened in terror. Munch looked around the ship. "What?" He croaked. "Munch, that's not the gabbiar can, it's a grenade!" He screeched. the two screamed, before Munch threw the bomb not too far away. It exploded, making a hole in the ship. The two screamed and ran up the ship as the water flooded in it and it slowly sank.

Or:
"Munch, that's not the gabbiar can, it's a grenade!", Abe screeches.
Munch throws it away in panic and both see that thing sinking in the ozean under the ship. Munch wonders why it didn't explode and looks at Abe.
Abe grins: "Just kidding!"

( Heh, that's surely the beginning of Munch's Oddysee II )

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

That works too, lolz. Me try again.

Fanfic scene: The escape.

Vobos the idiot vykker picked up the Mike the intern and ran towards the window. Instead of it shattering, there was a loud knocking sound as the window remained intact when Mike's head hit the window and Vobos and Mike were thrown back. Mike lay unconcious on the floor as Vobos sang the numa numa song.

Abe's Oddysee: The meeting

Abe watched as the glukkons and slig stood around the room. "Watch. Show 'em." Mulluck said. Instantly, the screen came on and a video of Molluck dancing and singing to Britney Spears music came on. "NOOOOOOO!" He cried like Lulu as the others laughed. "WHO FOUND THAT TAPE?!" Alf laughed evily in the background.

Stranger's Wrath: The password

Stranger had his hands up as him and the outlaw talked. "Whoa...That's the password?" He said. Scuzz nodded. "Yep. Jus' go say it at the gate, exactly as I told you."
-
Stranger arrived at the gates, hearing the outlaws laugh. "Password!" One of them demanded. Stranger sighed, and put on a high voice. "I'm a pweety widdle girl and I wike Sekto 'cause he's so keuute and pweety!" A stunned silence followed, before the outlaws laughed. Stranger's fists shook and his eyes twitched. "DAMN YOU SCUZZ!" He roared.

[Matriar]

"I'm a pweety widdle girl and I wike Sekto 'cause he's so keuute and pweety!"

Hahahaa!! That's hilarious!

Abe's Oddysee: The meeting

Abe watched as the glukkons and slig stood around the room. "Watch. Show 'em." Mulluck said. Instantly, the screen came on and a video of Molluck dancing and singing to Britney Spears music came on. "NOOOOOOO!" He cried like Lulu as the others laughed. "WHO FOUND THAT TAPE?!" Alf laughed evily in the background.

This was great too!

[speed the scrab]

I'll give this a go but don't be judgemental.
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AE opening: train goes by and the bone flies out
Abe: It's a bone... Alf: O RLY?
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AE weirdo's chamber: door opens and as abe walks through it jerks lower
hitting him on the head knocking him out.
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AE weirdo's chamber: Weirdo 1: Abe you made it!
Abe: (whispering): I see dead people...
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Im sorry if they are not funny but it's the best I can think of for now
this is a first try so don't be too harsh please.

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

[QUOTE=-----------------------------------------------------------------------
AE weirdo's chamber: Weirdo 1: Abe you made it!
Abe: (whispering): I see dead people...
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[/QUOTE]

Classic...

Stranger's Wrath: Ending

Stranger roars and holds up the body of Sekto. Examining the head, instead of Sekto he sees a carved pumpkin stuck on the Olden steef's head with a happy face cut into it.

Munch's Oddysee: The Well

Abe looked down at the flaming hole below. "I dunno...That's one scary well..." He said before farting. The mudokons behind him jumped in fright and all fell down. Whistling a tune, he ran away as they went flying back up.