Stupid answers for stupid questions -

Slaveless · #**331** 03-04-2007, 01:54 PM

What's a gladiator?

I made a question into an answer, didn't I?

snuzi · #**332** 03-04-2007, 04:45 PM

A: Yes, sir, you certainly did.

Q: Does White Castle have delicious food?

Paramite of War · #**333** 03-04-2007, 06:18 PM

Yes, actually and it's best when you go in the middle of the night.

Would you eat a fuzzle?

Slaveless · #**334** 03-05-2007, 01:15 PM

If I was under the influence and the Fuzzle looked like a cupcake, yeah.

Are all female monkeys strangly and extermily hot, or is it just me?

snuzi · #**335** 03-05-2007, 01:39 PM

A: It's definitely just you.

Q: When it comes to Pokemon, why do you have to catch them all?

Slaveless · #**336** 03-05-2007, 02:47 PM

Because they all individually prefer to sit in a little ball then face the real world.

What does SOS really mean?

snuzi · #**337** 03-05-2007, 02:49 PM

A: Save Our Sandwiches.

Q: What does Dice think he can make a comeback?

Slaveless · #**338** 03-05-2007, 03:54 PM

Because if everyone reacts to it at least in not an ignoring way, he believes he can.

Dude, where's my cat?

looney-bin · #**339** 03-05-2007, 11:06 PM

In the basket.

Where can I find a box of camels?

Slaveless · #**340** 03-06-2007, 03:35 AM

Take your right, then fly upward, next take a left, swoop down into that little yellow patch labeled North Circle from the sky, and land. Hope you enjoy.

Computers: Friend or Foe?

snuzi · #**341** 03-06-2007, 11:34 AM

A: Foe. They will ulimately be responsible for the extinction of the human race.

Q: Why are obese people so jolly?

moxco · #**342** 03-06-2007, 11:49 AM

A. havnt you heard the saying "fat people are jolly"
Q. Why do we poo?

snuzi · #**343** 03-06-2007, 11:56 AM

A: Because our bodies can't hold all our fecal matter, otherwise, we'd either burst, or poison ourselves.

Q: Why is it so damn cold outside today?

Slaveless · #**344** 03-06-2007, 12:11 PM

Because someone can't take the cold, and the cold likes to tease him.

Kittens with yo-yos spells disaster, doesn'y it?

magic9mushroom · #**345** 03-06-2007, 01:17 PM

No.

Why do people like this thread?

Slaveless · #**346** 03-06-2007, 03:20 PM

The real question is, why do you bother making a post in a topic you see as pointless?

Does a snail's mother tell him he is special?

snuzi · #**347** 03-06-2007, 04:53 PM

A: Yes sir. Every animal's mother does.

Q: lol?

Slaveless · #**348** 03-06-2007, 06:32 PM

Not really, I had my laugh box removed.

Is YouTube runned by Fox?

snuzi · #**349** 03-06-2007, 06:35 PM

A: Secretly it is. But if you delve deeper into it's origins, you'll find that it was run by highly intelligent apes.

Q: Why are people so into American Idol?

Arxryl · #**350** 03-06-2007, 07:05 PM

Because they enjoy seeing people with less talent than themselves look like idiots...

Why is this the most lonliest day of my life?

Paramite of War · #**351** 03-06-2007, 07:36 PM

Because you haven't seen me post lately

Can you figure out which celebirty I figure to be the most beautifull person in the world?

snuzi · #**352** 03-06-2007, 08:38 PM

A: Brittany Spears.

Q: Was I right?

Paramite of War · #**353** 03-06-2007, 08:43 PM

No it is Annasophia Robb and please no one say anything mean about her, or me liking her I love here

Recap?

Alf Shall Rise · #**354** 03-07-2007, 04:10 PM

No, it's retard.

Can you really balance a watermelon on your head?

Arxryl · #**355** 03-07-2007, 05:58 PM

Yeah. Duh. I've been able to do it since the watermelon was invented.

Does it require a certain amount of intelligence to post something witty here and respond to something intelligently on this thread?

Alf Shall Rise · #**356** 03-07-2007, 06:08 PM

No, Moxco seems to be doing a great job.

How many times can you make your heart beat in a second?

Arxryl · #**357** 03-07-2007, 08:48 PM

Well, lyk a ka-jillion, Gaw-! *does half stoned Napolean impersonation.*

Ninjas or Pirates?

OANST · #**358** 03-07-2007, 09:19 PM

A. Neither. And your pants must now be ripped for asking.

Q. Eat at Joe's.

snuzi · #**359** 03-08-2007, 11:21 AM

A: That wasn't really question, but alright.

Q: Do the dew?

Slaveless · #**360** 03-08-2007, 03:41 PM

I prefer shrews, thank you.

Are historical fiction books really just fiction?