...Buffy lost here temporary insanity and realized that he was a demon that put a spell on her to think that they were married! So she slayed him and...
.....found out that he was actually a clone with implanted memories of the original John the Cow. Apparently, John has lots of clones at his dissposial that emerge whenever the previous one dies. Scary! John felt like a worthless clone, so he got really mad and.....
...started killing all of the other clones til there were only 100 of them left. Then he killed himself and then there were 99. So then the 99th cloned John the Cow...
...Iraq to fight in the war! He was out in the crossfire for 1 minute and he got shot and DIED! So they roasted him an ate him! Anyway, the 98th John the Cow...
...traveled to hell and swallowed the soul of the original John the cow thus becoming whole. After this john sang kumbaya with Satan and Hitler (who actually is quite evil) until finally....
.......he became such good friends with Satan and Hitler, he gave them each one of his cow clones so their souls could have bodies. Satan and Hitler then left hell in the form of two cows and......
...1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000$. Then John the Cloned Cow 95 was walking down the street singing...
make another clone that was not a cow. They thought too many cows can cause world destruction so they went on thinking for days and one day a strange old man with a wooden duck and a pointy edge stick gave the clone John the Cows some advice. He said "I will give you 4 peppers if you clone me a phito plankton/ John the Cow heh"
So they did and the old man left laughing for he was more evil and darker then Satin. So now the half plankton half John the Cow would....
...decided to run for governor in California! And kill all the phito plankton/ John the Cows he could find. Luckily, he was hit with a baseball bat before he could start his campaign. He had to go to the hospital for memory loss, and when he woke up, he thought that he was a...
.... a dark figure, and then heard this song going "Jeepers Creepers, where d'ya get those peepers..."..
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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world. The unreasonable man expects the world adapt to him. Therefore, all progress is made by the reasonable man.
....in the middle of all this chaos a fine young gentleman named old and not so tasty decided to expose himself to everyone he saw (which confused people a lot because he was such an upstanding young man) until finally...
