My user name just begs for a banner. I need one really, really, really bad. If someone makes one for me, I'll send them a money-order for...five American moneys.

C'mon. If I had enough talents, mine would like like this:
Black background and, on the right side, a zoomed-in picture of a Slig's red eye surrounded by its facemask. Then, on the black of the background it will say in a list going down:
Armed
Dangerous
Stupid
Then, in nice techno-style letters it will say "Armed Slig". It'd be the best. Think about it.