Oddworld Bloopers -

Bullet Magnet · #**271** 11-21-2006, 01:46 PM

A Glukkon overseer looks at the clock, then noses the klaxon.

"Yabba-dabba-dooooo!"

A slig leaps from his platform, sides down a ramp and onto the tram.

"Thirteen, Number Thirteen, he's the greatest slig in history... From the mill of Bonewerkz, there's a mud who's 'bout to possess me! Aargh!"

Arxryl · #**272** 11-21-2006, 02:31 PM

Nice play on the Flinstones!

Matriar · #**273** 11-22-2006, 01:48 AM

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A Glukkon overseer looks at the clock, then noses the klaxon.

"Yabba-dabba-dooooo!"

A slig leaps from his platform, sides down a ramp and onto the tram.

ROTFL!!

dripik_12 · #**274** 11-22-2006, 10:26 AM

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A Glukkon overseer looks at the clock, then noses the klaxon.

"Yabba-dabba-dooooo!"

A slig leaps from his platform, sides down a ramp and onto the tram.

"Thirteen, Number Thirteen, he's the greatest slig in history... From the mill of Bonewerkz, there's a mud who's 'bout to possess me! Aargh!"

haha...so funny

Creepy Doc · #**275** 11-22-2006, 11:12 AM

Yeah, this was really really funny!

Bonedust · #**276** 11-22-2006, 12:38 PM

Very funny BM

Slaveless · #**277** 11-25-2006, 04:36 PM

I think this was one of the funniest threads I have read in a long time. Now I going to try some.

SW; Depantsing scene:

*Caste Raider finds Doc's papers falling*
Caste: Hey what's this?
*Reads 20'000 moolah sign on the front*

*Flips next page to read possible surgery design.*
Caste: What the....
*Flips that one to find an Playboy magenzine hidden under the papers.*
Caste: "OK, whose is this!!??" *Holds up magenzine*
Doc; offset: *blushing and running onstage*: "Sorry, thats mine."
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

AO; Scrabania in the dessert:

*Abe goes down the lift to find that there is a Native Mudokon with a lever*
Native: "Hello."
Abe: "Hello."
Native: "Password."
Abe: "Erm... Opensesame?"

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

AE; SoulStorm Mines:

Lorne: "OK, now you Slig, this is a scene where the guard starts to torture the worker slave. Don't mess up, OK?"
Slig: "Anything for you, Mr.Lanning."
Lorne: ".... OK, and Action!"

*Mudokon is mining, while Slig goes on stage. He goes next to the Mudokon, and starts hitting him with his gun. Mudokon starts to yell in pain."

Lorne: "OK and cut! Your a natural! Your...."
Mudokon gets up and shouts: "Hey buddy, you were really hitting me! You gotta problem with me!?!"
Slig: "Sorry bud, its just when I was playing AO, the beatings were really real, so I thought that I really had to...."
Mudokon: "It was acting!!! I'm going to kill you!!!"
*Mudokon lunges at Slig, making a whole wrestling fight.*

Lorne: "Well, OK, Sherry, remind me not to use those two in MO."
-=-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-

AE; When the gameplay is about to start:

Flying Slig flies by, and says: "Eww, what is that smell?"

Mudokon from above cries out blushing: "Sorry, that was me!"

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

AE; Good Ending:

Abe: "....And I got the usual recepition."

*When Abe jumps out of portal, a bunch of Mudokons come with a barrel of Gatorade and splash it on Abe's face.*

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

SW; Before Stranger takes on Sekto:

Stranger: "Come on out Sekto, your pets are gone!"

Sekto: "Just a minute, let me slip into something more comfortable..."

Matriar · #**278** 11-26-2006, 12:50 AM

Really great one, Slaveless!

My favorites are those bloopers:

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SW; Depantsing scene:
*Caste Raider finds Doc's papers falling*
Caste: Hey what's this?
*Reads 20'000 moolah sign on the front*
*Flips next page to read possible surgery design.*
Caste: What the....
*Flips that one to find an Playboy magenzine hidden under the papers.*
Caste: "OK, whose is this!!??" *Holds up magenzine*
Doc; offset: *blushing and running onstage*: "Sorry, thats mine."

LOL, dirty vykker Playboy magazines!

:

AE; When the gameplay is about to start:
Flying Slig flies by, and says: "Eww, what is that smell?"
Mudokon from above cries out blushing: "Sorry, that was me!"

Ahaha, good one!

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AE; Good Ending:
Abe: "....And I got the usual recepition."
*When Abe jumps out of portal, a bunch of Mudokons come with a barrel of Gatorade and splash it on Abe's face.*

ROTF!!

:

SW; Before Stranger takes on Sekto:
Stranger: "Come on out Sekto, your pets are gone!"
Sekto: "Just a minute, let me slip into something more comfortable..."

So sweet! ^^ LOL!

Slaveless · #**279** 11-26-2006, 06:24 PM

Heh, thanks. I try.

MO; Bad ending:

Fuzzle: "They did bad things to us."

*A fuzzle drops down with mime make up on*
Mime Fuzzle: "Really bad things."
-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

AE; Out in the dessert with the SoulStorm brew:

Glukkon: "Go ahead, try some!"
Mudokon: "I don't know."
Glukkon: "Don't think, drink!"
Mudokon: "Um, nah I not in the mood. Do you have any Sprite?"

Take 2;

Lorne: "OK, this time, act like you want the brew, OK? And action!"

Glukkon: "Don't think, drink!"
Mudokon: "Erm, OK."
*Picks up bottle, looks at it, and drops it.*

Mudokon: "I'm not having that, there is a crapload of calories! I will go overweight!"

Take 3:

Lorne: "OK, Sherry, is there another Mudokon playing the role? No weight concerned Mudokon?"

Sherry: "Nope."

Lorne: "Good. And action!"

Glukkon: "Don't think, drink!"

Mudokon: "Sorry man, I just recovered from being acholic."

Mistress of Oddworld · #**280** 11-26-2006, 06:42 PM

I thinks it would be funny if a whole bunch of muds tiptoeing accross the screen, one of them steps on the sleeping sligs' mouth things and wakes it up.whoops!my bad!
in ao, the muds seem pretty fine scrubbing floors. i i was them i'd be like, $&^#@$%#!!!! my arms hurt, dammit!
If a glukkon fell over, how would he get back up?

aaj111 · #**281** 11-26-2006, 06:57 PM

It's probrably be something like this:

AO Ending, The Lightning comes up and paralyzes the Slig, but just knocks over Mullok, He looks at abe.

"Er, A little help here... Please? Awe, Come on, I gave you a job and everything, do you really think I was going to kill you, hahaha... Ha... ha."

Big Face takes Abe to the other Mudokons.

Bullet Magnet · #**282** 11-26-2006, 07:21 PM

When you possess them in AE, you can make them jump into walls. Somehow they manage to get back up, and you can see them visibly claw their dignity back.

You can also punch them over as Abe. They don't like that!

aaj111 · #**283** 11-26-2006, 07:23 PM

What do they do if they see Abe? ...

"Oh Odd, It's that Abe Guy! ... Can I have your Autograph?"

Creepy Doc · #**284** 11-27-2006, 02:08 AM

That was really funny, guys!!

Matriar · #**285** 11-27-2006, 03:22 AM

LOL!!! So damn funny bloopers!
Especially your ones, Slaveless!

dripik_12 · #**286** 11-27-2006, 06:37 AM

I can't stop laugh

Arxryl · #**287** 11-27-2006, 07:25 AM

man these are funny!!!

aaj111 · #**288** 11-27-2006, 08:41 AM

Do Glukkons have any sort of weaponry on them? What would they do if they same face to face with no Sligs... Abe would actually probrably have the upper hand there.

Here's a blooper which I sometimes do in the game:

Any old Slog Scene, The Slog barks and scratches himself, Watching abe and his every move.

Abe: Hello!
The Slog runs at Abe.
Abe: Awe, It's so cuuute!!!
The slog jumps on Abe in eats his intestines...

Well not very funny, but I love it when someone sees you and you say "Hello" then get shot.

Creepy Doc · #**289** 11-28-2006, 08:14 AM

I often played games with slogs if the levels were large enough to run and jump. You can jump over a slog and turn around to jump over him one more time. So you can do this as long as your pace is long enough.

aaj111 · #**290** 11-28-2006, 11:10 AM

Abe: Hello

Mudokon: Hola

Abe: Uh... Follow me?

Mudokon: Si

Abe: ... -pulls lever-

dripik_12 · #**291** 11-28-2006, 11:35 AM

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Abe: Hello

Mudokon: Hola

Abe: Uh... Follow me?

Mudokon: Si

Abe: ... -pulls lever-

aaj111 · #**292** 11-28-2006, 11:51 AM

Slig: Hey Aslik!

Aslik: What did you call me?

Slig: Er, No. That's your name.

Aslik: Oh so what are you trying to say?

Slig: Um, Nothing, sir.

Aslik: You know if you got something to say to me you say it!

-Aslik walks off pouting-

Slig: Oook...

-Abe comes and Possesses the Slig, then makes him explode-

Slaveless · #**293** 11-28-2006, 12:02 PM

Heh, nice ones everyone. And thank you SM, I do try.

MO; Good Ending:

Irwin: Can you believe it? A Glukkon just spent 3 million moolah on some stinky piece of fish!

Humphrey: What an idoit! What a..... What the?!?

*Both look at the dynmite in front them, with the 'Guess Who' sign blicking.*

Humphrey: Oh Odd no!

Irwin: Hmm, I don't like to play cherades. Oh well. Let's see, dynmite, mysterious person leaving all of this.... I know! Elmer Fudd!

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

AE; Dripik interview

Dripik: Or my name isn't, uh, what's my name again?

Mudokon (off screen): Sham Lala Ding Dong, sir.

Dripik: Sham Lala Ding Dong, yeah I knew that, hey wait a minute!

Jordan · #**294** 11-28-2006, 01:06 PM

Sorry if this has been done before!
Er... SPOILERS?

The scene where stranger is captured and the outlaws cut his boots off.

The outlaws cut all his clothes down and when they fall to the floor they see stranger in a pink bra and pink frilly knickers.
"Oh my god! It burns!!!" The outlaws start running around and the rope stranger is tied on falls to the floor, he starts prancing around in his girly underwear.

More SPOILERS

The scene where stranger sees Sekto's true identity...

The head of Sekto crawls of and stranger looks at the body on the floor and sees a clakker in the suit squirming around, he starts booting it about and the Grubbs join in, they have a game of footclakker.

aaj111 · #**295** 11-28-2006, 01:27 PM

:

"Oh my god! It burns!!!"

ROLMAO! Awesomeness.

Dark Elite_H2 · #**296** 11-28-2006, 01:54 PM

XD XD
You guys sure do know how'ta put the funnehness back in. Slaveless, yours is awesome by far! SM...

last few ones were pretty damn good!
I don't have any good ones for now...insiration'll come soon though XP

Creepy Doc · #**297** 11-28-2006, 02:03 PM

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AE; Dripik interview

Dripik: Or my name isn't, uh, what's my name again?

Mudokon (off screen): Sham Lala Ding Dong, sir.

Dripik: Sham Lala Ding Dong, yeah I knew that, hey wait a minute!

Ahahahaha!!!! So damn funny to imagine it!

:

The scene where stranger is captured and the outlaws cut his boots off.

The outlaws cut all his clothes down and when they fall to the floor they see stranger in a pink bra and pink frilly knickers.
"Oh my god! It burns!!!" The outlaws start running around and the rope stranger is tied on falls to the floor, he starts prancing around in his girly underwear.

Oh, that is horrible! Those poor outlaws!!

aaj111 · #**298** 11-28-2006, 03:30 PM

In this Scene Abe must disable a laser and go through and go down the elevator... Ok Action:

Take 1:
Abe walks up and pulls the lever, but the laser doesn't go off. He grows and pulls it again, nothing happens. He pulls once more, and a rock falls on him.

Take 2:
Abe walks up and pulls the lever, the laser turns off. He tells the mudokon working behind him to follow him. They walk to the right, and eventually approach a sleeping slig, they sneak to the elevator, when the mudokon releases a wet one. "Oops" the slig wakes up and shoots Abe and his friend...

Take 3:
Abe walks up and pulls the lever, the laser turns off. He tells the mudokon working behind him to follow him. They walk to the right, and eventually approach a sleeping slig, they sneak to the elevator, He goes down and sees the bird portal. and Abe says:

"You know what, I kinda feel like.. NOT rescuing you..."

"But..."

"Too late made up my mind." He says pulling a lever making him fall into meat grinders.

ZANGG · #**299** 11-28-2006, 09:09 PM

I like the second one!!!

aaj111 · #**300** 11-28-2006, 09:54 PM

Take Four: Abe Messes around and accidentally touches the laser.

(Ever Have that Happen to you? .. I have.)

Well I'm out of ideas for that Scenario.

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Oh how about this:

A fleech in an unknown area sleeps upside down... Abe unknowing about Fleeches and their ability to eat whole animals walks near one, he pulls a lever and the Fleech Awakens. That really weird music plays as Abe runs, it whips him with his tounge until it finally swallows him whole, but then... Something bad happens.

"Oh, Man, I shouldn't have eaten that last one, Oh man I am so constipated..." Then, a noise that would scare the hair off of your back is heard throughout the area, followed by a stinky stench...