Jacobs College days...

Jacob · #1 09-16-2002, 10:21 AM

This is going to be my very own online diary of my days at college...thats if i remember to type the stuff up. Ok...so, when i get back tonite, i shall tell you all with sheer delight. Of the shenanigans that did incur...and that made me feel somebodies...hair?

How appauling was that poem...anyway...yes...2nite...wait...and be severly pleased.

atusiya@ · #2 09-16-2002, 11:10 AM

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Originally posted by Jacob
This is going to be my very own online diary of my days at college...thats if i remember to type the stuff up. Ok...so, when i get back tonite, i shall tell you all with sheer delight. Of the shenanigans that did incur...and that made me feel somebodies...hair?

How appauling was that poem...anyway...yes...2nite...wait...and be severly pleased.

TA-DA!/TA-DAH!! Jacob's online diary of your days at college
very! very!! very!!! interesting.....

atusiya'sfather

Jacob · #3 09-16-2002, 07:03 PM

Thankyou, thankyou. Yes...it is time.

Day one, Science:

Well, it all started in Science. I woke up at around 6:45...Actually got up at around 7:30. Gelled my hair, washed, clothed myself and then watched some Tv...Set off for skool at 20 past 8. Bimbled down the road and noticed a large array of people walking to my college. I laughed and mocked some of them secretly, one of them was wearing DIADORA...*Dabs eyes* Ohh my...obviously it was for some kind of dare. The clothes i was wearing were a White, long sleeved shirt, Engineered to fit blue jeans and a darkish Denim jacket. I was carrying my lucky bad which is a mono-strap and is like...a fawn colour. It has a load of stroodle doodles on and says 'Queen' and 'He-Bitch' and stuff. Its a great Ice-breaker...
Anyway, i walked up 8 flights of stairs (And believe me when i say 'Ugh') and then went to my Science room. I bimbled down the corridor and walked in. Not alot of people were there at the time, although, one of the people was one of my many male enemies from my skool...*Coughs-Cunt-Coughs* Anyway, i sat at the front next to this girl, whom, i discovered later was carrying an 'Ellese' jacket (Does she have no shame) anyway, she seemed relativly nice and was sat next to this quite pretty girl who was also shy. Anyway, as the lesson progressed more attractive people came in and i was soon cursing myself for not sitting near the back...The lesson started...we did physics and stuff about Electricity. By this time i was sat near a Chinese girl aswell...who was in my tutor and quite nice (Personality wise). As the lesson progressed the 'E girl' as she will now be known began talking about how much of a cow she was in skool. I smiled, yet secretly mocked her primitive ways...I had break time, which, i was alone in *Sob* i went back upto class 5 mins early (Had to trek up the stairs...AGAIN!!) Anyway, we had to do some experiments...that was about it.

Day one, Law:
This was interesting. I set off from home at 1:45. Got there at 1:55. My legs were aching (Although, this was a closer College). Anyway, i sat next to my room, awaiting it to be opened...And nobody came. So i asked the Receptionist person and she told me were the teacher was...i found her...she had a stiff neck and it was amusing to stay behind her and force her to turn...*Sighs happily* Anyway, she took me to this other room were a group of people was. I sat down. We waited. And then we got sorted into 2 groups (Thankfully i wasn't in this cows class from skool, yet another person i dislike and when i saw her i was close to tears). And so, i bimbled along to my new room, followed by some people. 3 of which were EXTREEEEEEEMLY gorgeous. And we sat, sorted out some sheets and had a 20 min break. When we came back we had this Ice-breaker thingy...it was quite kewl. We had to write a good thing and a bad thing about ourselves. I was like;

"Well...i've been to Marjoca. Annnnnd...I've been told im shallow."

Which has happened in real life, but then i mocked them and their 'Reebok trainers' *Tuts*. Anyway, our papers got jumbled up and mine got read out first. The thing is, i mis-understood the game and when they read it out i put my hand up proudly, in which they all laughed and said 'No. Wrong. Bad. Stupid. Idiot.' so i made a joke about it and started again. She then asked me why somebody called me shallow and i made another joke about that and we all laughed and then we moved on. All in all it was a pretty good day. My Science class contains relativly attractive people...I'd say one fanciable lad, one quite fit lad, one interesting lad...and the others are just 'ick' my Law class contains this rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreally fit guy...who i kept looking at...cos...i dunno...but he is rrrrreally nice. And two fit girls (One is really feminine and pretty and small and its like "Awww" and the other one is relativly feminine and its like "I would so hug you" the others are quite manly...infact, one's going to anger management...joy.

Anyway, thats the joyfulness of my day, feel free to buzz about like a buisy Bee and tell me stuff. Anyway, tomorrow i haaaave Maths, which i really am not looking forward to. Hopefully though there will be attractive quiet people...so i dont feel insecure. Thats me done. Yey.

atusiya@ · #4 09-17-2002, 01:03 PM

the faculty of technology?
the science department?
Is it in JACOB' s speciality?.......
If the following diary is read, it will become clear someday.
Please continue.
It is pleasure anyhow.

salty pretzils · #5 09-17-2002, 03:14 PM

Heh heh. Amusing. Please continue

Jacob · #6 09-17-2002, 04:14 PM

Day two, Maths:
I woke up...Slept...woke up...slept...dreamt...woke up and got ready for school. This time i wore my black polo neck, a new pair of engineered jeans, my denim jacket and trainers. I packed my shtuff which wasn't alot since it was a new subject and headed towards school. I was merrily bimbling along when i actually saw somebody from my old-old Primary school...He stole my bestfriend in PE when we were in year 4 and i had to go with some smelly child...i shall never forgive him for such an act...and i will have revenge.
Anyway, i headed up the main pathway, looking at the Townies, Trendies, Geeks and Freaks...some of whom were pleasing to the eye...others whom were just freaky. Went up into the foyer, asked where i was sposed to be and then trundled down to my class. I walked in, alot of people were already there and took my seat. At the front. On my own. Anyway, we discussed some of the stuff coming up and i txted some of my peeps awaiting for the lesson to start. It did...30 minutes later. Thats 30 SODDING MINUTES OF TXTING!! How...How...How geeky!! I was disgusted with myself and for a punishment...nipped myself. Anyway, by the end of that 30 mins i had a rounded girl sat a chair away from me and a pretty girl sat next to me. To my diagonal, downward right i had this Bitch from Hell (It was obvious, although she didn't speak you could see it in her eyes she was a vicious Cow). So, the lesson started and we began this test thing to see how we would cope and if it was likely we may have to stay on for another year. I shat myself and needed some paper, to write on...not wipe myself with. So the girl offered me some and i took it, thanking her. I finished relativly quickly, working my way from the back to the front so it got easier instead of harder...its quicker that way i believe. And then we talked about some interesting methods of doing our times table. On a side note there were quite a few adults in the room...either that or heroin addicted teenagers whom had been taking since the age of 8. We had a 20 min break as per usual in which gave me time to wander around aimlessly...I hate breaks...*Sobs*. Annnnnyway. Went back into class, doodled a few drawings, did abit of work and discussed some more stuff. The Bitch girl dropped her stuff in an attempt to seem 'cool' and 'un-caring' she made herself to look like a complete twat though. And i mocked her...in my head...ha. Also, there was this vile looking ginger haired man. I was quite scared. He was like the ginger version of Jesus. He was also wearing this really vulger grey, black and blue top. It was reallly scary. He also smelled abit and had long...dirty...fingernails. Thankfully i didn't get put in his class...I wouldn't have been able to cope really...Anyway, we ended our class...i mocked a few more people for their hair...clothes and personalities...all done secretly of course and then i left and went into Town. On, yet another, sidenote i played the 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' game and was incredibly amused. I couldn't stop giggling as i kicked that stupid c*nt into a table, waited for him to get up and then repeat the process before finally throwing the stake at his heart in a cool movie sort of way. Oh yes...just call me the Layer...ahem...Slayer.

Thats day two...hope you enjoyed. lol.

Rex Tirano · #7 09-17-2002, 04:29 PM

B]Welcome to rexys special jacob post to honour the new post of jacobs!!

Enjoy!![/B]

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Originally posted by Jacob
Thankyou, thankyou. Yes...it is time.

Arrrrgggg nono!! j/k!! lol Go aheajaob!!

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Day one, Science:

nnoooooo not science!!!

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Well, it all started in Science. I woke up at around 6:45...Actually got up at around 7:30. Gelled my hair,

Only the geeks gell thier hair hehe!! snip snip jacob!! j/k

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washed, clothed myself

Wow you are really grown up now ain't you jacob!!!

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and then watched some Tv...

Stay off that thats for us beautiful people j/k!!

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Set off for skool at 20 past 8. Bimbled down the road and noticed a large array of people walking to my college. I laughed and mocked some of them secretly, one of them was wearing

so far good jacob!! Just felt like doing this for no reason!!

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DIADORA...

I don't know what what is but It sunds icky so...gip man!!!!

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*Dabs eyes*

Oh my..jacob crying must remeber ths moment!!

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Ohh my...obviously it was for some kind of dare. The clothes i was wearing were a White, long sleeved shirt, Engineered to fit blue jeans and a darkish Denim jacket. I was carrying my lucky bad which is a mono-strap and is like...a fawn colour. It has a load of stroodle doodles on and says 'Queen' and 'He-Bitch' and stuff. Its a great Ice-breaker...

Heh evil clothes....rruuuuuunnnnn away!!!!

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Anyway, i walked up 8 flights of stairs

My my we are fit...j/k!!!

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(And believe me when i say 'Ugh') and then went to my Science room. I bimbled down the corridor and walked in. Not alot of people were there at the time, although, one of the people was one of my many male enemies from my skool...

Jacobhas an enemy...well I neve!!!

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*Coughs-Cunt-Coughs*

Ommmmm-mercy!!! I'm telling miss Abe babe!!!

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Anyway, i sat at the front next to this girl, whom, i discovered later was carrying an 'Ellese' jacket (Does she have no shame)

I don't know what that is, but gurls rule, jacob drulez...j/k!! Man this is cool!!

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anyway, she seemed relativly nice and was sat next to this quite pretty girl who was also shy.

So she wouldn't get snipped jacob eh??

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Anyway, as the lesson progressed more attractive people came in

Well us beautiful people are often late!!

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and i was soon cursing myself for not sitting near the back...

Only geeks sit near the front...o.O!!!

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The lesson started...we did physics and stuff about Electricity. By this time i was sat near a Chinese girl aswell...who was in my tutor and quite nice (Personality wise). As the lesson progressed the 'E girl' as she will now be known began talking about how much of a cow she was in skool. I smiled, yet secretly mocked her primitive ways

have you looked in the mirror lately??

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...I had break time, which, i was alone in

I knew it! Your a freak...snippy snippy...one step closer!!! Awww poor jacob alone!! Thats snide..oh well I'll never know that!!

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*Sob* i went back upto class 5 mins early (Had to trek up the stairs...AGAIN!!) Anyway, we had to do some experiments...that was about it.

o.O what a creepy da!!

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Day one, Law:
This was interesting. I set off from home at 1:45. Got there at 1:55. My legs were aching (Although, this was a closer College). Anyway, i sat next to my room, awaiting it to be opened...And nobody came. So i asked the Receptionist person and she told me were the teacher was...i found her...she had a stiff neck and it was amusing to stay behind her and force her to turn...

No wonder you were alone snide person!!!

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*Sighs happily* Anyway, she took me to this other room were a group of people was. I sat down. We waited. And then we got sorted into 2 groups (Thankfully i wasn't in this cows class from skool,

have some respect man!!!

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yet another person i dislike and when i saw her i was close to tears). And so, i bimbled along to my new room, followed by some people. 3 of which were EXTREEEEEEEMLY gorgeous.

Like me lol!!!

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And we sat, sorted out some sheets and had a 20 min break. When we came back we had this Ice-breaker thingy...it was quite kewl. We had to write a good thing and a bad thing about ourselves. I was like;

"Well...i've been to Marjoca. Annnnnd...I've been told im shallow."

Which has happened in real life, but then i mocked them and their 'Reebok trainers'

ahh yur in the townie class!!!

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*Tuts*. Anyway, our papers got jumbled up and mine got read out first. The thing is, i mis-understood the game and when they read it out i put my hand up proudly, in which they all laughed and said 'No. Wrong. Bad. Stupid. Idiot.'

Which Indeed you re!!!

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so i made a joke about it and started again. She then asked me why somebody called me shallow and i made another joke about that and we all laughed and then we moved on. All in all it was a pretty good day. My Science class contains relativly attractive people...I'd say one fanciable lad,

Loves in the ar!!!

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one quite fit lad,

Now Now!!

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one interesting lad

ahhhh 3 people..take you time!!!

[QUOTE]..and the others are just 'ick'[QUOTE]
arn't we picky!!!

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my Law class contains this rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreally fit guy...who i kept looking at

hehe!!! Jacob stop it. You will get a chance! sweep him off his feet!

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...cos...i dunno...

Yeah right!

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but he is rrrrreally nice.

You have his number???

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And two fit girls (One is really feminine and pretty and small and its like "Awww"

That i so me. Apart from the feminine thing!!!

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and the other one is relativly feminine and its like "I would so hug you" the others are quite manly...infact, one's going to anger management...joy.

Thats your true love!!!

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Anyway, thats the joyfulness of my day, feel free to buzz about like a buisy Bee and tell me stuff. Anyway, tomorrow i haaaave Maths, which i really am not looking forward to. Hopefully though there will be attractive quiet people...so i dont feel insecure. Thats me done. Yey.

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yay! did you like that jacob????? lol

I would like to makethe fact that I did no mean to offend anyone during thi post. I am sorry If I did. Just making a little laugh!!! Thank you!!!!

-Rex Tirano
-Jacob look alike for ths post only

***Nate*** · #8 09-18-2002, 12:33 AM

1. I'm confused. It says in your profile that you're 16. How the hell can you be in college.

2. WTF do you mean by "bimble"?!

3. You turn up early to classes. You sit up the front. You spend time TXTing people. You spend your break time all alone.

CONCLUSION: YOU ARE A GEEK!

Therefore, according to your other topic, you should be put in a school exclusively for Townies and Geeks and also be castrated. I think that will make the world a better place

atusiya@ · #9 09-18-2002, 02:06 AM

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Originally posted by Nate_dog_woof
CONCLUSION: YOU ARE A GEEK!
Therefore, according to your other topic, you should be put in a school exclusively for Townies and Geeks and also be castrated. I think that will make the world a better place

geek???????????

ATUSI'S FATHER...

***Nate*** · #10 09-18-2002, 03:12 AM

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Originally posted by atusiya@

geek???????????

ATUSI'S FATHER...

what's your question?

Do you disagree with my conclusion?

atusiya@ · #11 09-18-2002, 05:34 AM

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Originally posted by Nate_dog_woof

what's your question?
Do you disagree with my conclusion?

To me, Jacob does not know whether it is geek.
Moreover, it is not simultaneously interested about it.
However, he is mysterious. Furthermore,
I am enjoying reading this thread. (It setting aside a fiction or nonfiction)
It is merely only it. Above.

atusiya' father...

***Alcar*** · #12 09-18-2002, 05:54 AM

Geek?

I just think Jacob's picky, VERY picky

But like atusiya's father, this is very interesting to read.

Alcar...

Jacob · #13 09-18-2002, 08:36 AM

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1. I'm confused. It says in your profile that you're 16. How the hell can you be in college.

(1) - I am not Merkin such as yourself. I am from England...and thus...we have all sorts of wackyness!!

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2. WTF do you mean by "bimble"?!

Its a word me and two of my, female, friends made up. It means walk around aimlessly...

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3. You turn up early to classes. You sit up the front. You spend time TXTing people. You spend your break time all alone.

CONCLUSION: YOU ARE A GEEK!

Im new to the College. I also want to get relativly decent grades. And plus, i know NOBODY there...Im not going to introduce myself...thats just...freaky when people do that. Im going to wait a couple of weeks and let people get accustomed to me...then make them laugh madly...

Also, i believe Geeks are allergic to alkohol...and im not...i was addicted to it.

And its not that im picky, its...its...ok, i am picky. But come on, would you walk around with somebody wearing Diadora trousers? I dont and wont...My mum knows that...she is just disgusting...Blech

***Alcar*** · #14 09-18-2002, 10:39 AM

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Originally posted by Jacob
Also, i believe Geeks are allergic to alkohol...

So Im NOT a geek then!!! Yee haw!

Alcar...

SeaRex · #15 09-18-2002, 06:51 PM

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Originally posted by Alcar
So Im NOT a geek then!!! Yee haw!

Oh, don't worry, Alcar. The Alcohol Allergy gene skips the Geek Gene Pool every other generation...

Jacob · #16 09-18-2002, 08:45 PM

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Oh, don't worry, Alcar. The Alcohol Allergy gene skips the Geek Gene Pool every other generation...

lol.

Day Three, History:
I had the morning off today. Whoo-hoo!! So anyway, i went around Town for the morning, looking at certain individuals and just laughing gently to myself. Ohhh mercy. I saw these 2 Goths. I thought they were both girls, but alas, i was wrong. One was male. The female had this really lovely coat though, i was tempted to ask her where she got it from, but i didn't.
Anyway i walked into College, looked at the 'room board' which tells me were im sposed to be and got confused...my room wasn't on there. So, i walked up to reception and said 'Blah, blah-blah, blah-blah-blah...room' and she looked at me with utter disdain. So i smiled and lifted my leg up to show her how trendy my jeans were...she suddenly became very co-operative and told me where to go. Upon arriving i walked in, noticed a small OAP (Old Aged Pensioner, note my politeness) sat down and went to sit near the back...where some girls were sat. The tables were set out in a 'n' fashion, with the top being near the back. Anyway, one of my friends from skool wandered in and sat next to me and then some more adult people came in. Unfortunatly there is not many attractive males in my group...only one has potential to be attractive, which is a shame. There are many girls though...so i should be ok. Anyway, my tutor person came in, told us he wasn't out History peep and that we would have some Irish man called 'Brendan' coming. Now, i instantly knew that Brendan would be attractive...i dunno why...i just did. Now, if he isn't i will shoot myself. Anywho, we talked and got told what was going to be happening in our lessons then we went for a break and i went into the smoking room were i indulged in some passive smoking (Which gave me a headache...how un-amusing). We then went back and had to do some actual work, i was more then vaguely entertained by this, but took part anyway. Something to do with sources or sumat. After that we packed up and went for a tour of the Library, finally, that ended and we could go home...20 mins early!! Whoo-hoo...And thats about it, tomorrow is Law though and IT-Tutorial shtuff...Im looking forward to Law and, usually, everytime i look forward to something, it ends up being shit. So...ive just jinxed myself...how...how...how annoying.

***Nate*** · #17 09-19-2002, 03:29 AM

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Originally posted by Jacob

(1) - I am not Merkin such as yourself. I am from England...and thus...we have all sorts of wackyness!!

I'm Australian. You would know that if you bothered to read my profile. It's not that hard - just one click.

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Its a word me and two of my, female, friends made up. It means walk around aimlessly...

So we're supposed to know that?

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Im not going to introduce myself...thats just...freaky when people do that.

You're going to have a very lonely time at uni then. Just turn to the person next to you in a lecture and say "Hi, I'm Jacob". If you decide that you don't like them (knowing you, you probably will) then you can avoid them the next lecture.

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Also, i believe Geeks are allergic to alkohol...and im not...i was addicted to it.

Obviously you don't know many geeks.

And you seem to be getting geeks confused with dorks. Geeks are proud of what they are: they are not maladjusted losers. They have many friends (admittedly they are mostly online) and actually have very careful fashion sense. No designer jeans or sunglasses; rather they wear everything black and try to look as much like Keanu Reeves in the matrix as possible. The only concession to colour would be a MicroSith T-shirt.

Geeks are NOT losers. Rather they have a different set of values to everyone else. Much like you, Jacob, have a different set of values to everyone else.

POSTSCRIPT: I am not a geek. I just know a lot of them as I do an engineering course.

***Alcar*** · #18 09-19-2002, 04:09 AM

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Originally posted by SeaRex

Oh, don't worry, Alcar. The Alcohol Allergy gene skips the Geek Gene Pool every other generation...

Darn. Well you learn something new everyday, I never knew there was a seperate gene pool for geeks!

Alcar...

Jacob · #19 09-19-2002, 05:53 PM

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I'm Australian. You would know that if you bothered to read my profile. It's not that hard - just one click.

Austrailian...American...Austrailian...American...Ausmerican...there.

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So we're supposed to know that?

I never said you were sposed to know it. I was answering your question...

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You're going to have a very lonely time at uni then. Just turn to the person next to you in a lecture and say "Hi, I'm Jacob". If you decide that you don't like them (knowing you, you probably will) then you can avoid them the next lecture.

Im not at Uni and im not going to tell somebody im called Jacob...please...i do not use my online persona to befriend people. And contrary to belief, im a nice person. If i say hi to somebody ill be forced to be friendly to them forever more...

Geeks, its so hard to put them in a piegeon hole. In a Nutshell, Geeks are overly clever, look down on people who dont get on with their work, dont drink alcohol, spend their freetime online and dont challenge their parents authority like normal teens. Dorks...Dorks are like Geeks but just...cleverer. And Splebs...they're the lowest.

Day Four, Law:
As i stated in a previous post, when i look forward to lessons they turn out shit. This one was no exception. I got up, got changed, went to school, found my room, sat down and then the class discussed the whole 'Law' thingy. We started off by going through the Courts and how many there was and what their uses were. We then went for a break, i was alone...again...(God, im turning into you guys, lol) came back and then we had to do this assignment thingy. Where we go down to the library and do some research shtuff. I was one of the last...as i didn't find much. Its so shaming, i know. After that, i went for lunch...yey!! By the by, the cutest guy there...and the 1st cutest lass there...they befriended each other...HOW RUDE...i dont even get a chance. But they better watch out...Ugh...

Day Four, Tutor time:
Again, on my own, although i was sat with some people. I didn't attempt to converse however...they were below me. This didn't last long and soon we were moving on...on to our next lesson...

Day Four, IT:
Unfortunatly this lesson is compulsary...and i was forced to mingle around on the computers. I was sat near two girls...although i never spoke to them. Well i did and i did have an amusing joke with them. But thats about it. Anyway, whilst i was getting some help, this kid...who was like quite hot and flirting with most girls...bastard, rolled along and came near me whilst i was listening to the person. God he was annoying. He spoke about things and i couldn't understand him...anyway...i smiled to be polite...i so hope he wasn't speaking about his Grandma dying...Anyways, me and this other girl finished quite early so we got to go earlier and thats when we had...FREE TIME!!

Day Four, Free time:
Anyway, in tutor time we got told that between 3 and 4 we could do anything we want, apart from leave the grounds. So, i went in Library and got signed up and shtuff...i also had a blonde moment, which amused some people. After i got signed up and shtuff i went to sit down, i sat near this girl in my tutor called 'Linsey' and went straight on the 'Gucci' website. After that i went on some more. Anyway, i never spoke to her until 15 mins before the end, were one of her friends came in and she told her about this kid who was following her (The boy who was flirting and whom spoke to me in IT...!! (and whever she spoke to him, he looked at her breasts.)). She said to me that she wasn't bitchy but she hated people doing that, i nodded my head and said, me too...we laughed. Anyway, we spoke some more and her friend goes 'Why did you speak to him anyway?' she replied with 'Because im nice' and then...this is amazing...i said 'Thats what you get for being nice, your personal stalker' we laughed some more and bitched some more. And then we looked at some of the coats on the Gucci section (THERE ARE SOME GORRRRRGEOUS CLOTHES ON THAT SITE!!) and when she asked me if i do Maths. I said yes and she said she may be in my maths group, and she was like 'Help me find were i go' and i was like 'ok' and we spoke some more. Anyway, we got bitching again about this lad and she said how he held the door for her and stuff and gave her his chair...and her friend was like 'Thats not sweet, coming from you maybe {Points to me} because your sweet looking, but have you seen his hair {Looks at lad}' and i was like BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!! Anyway, they got up to go, i complimented her on her belt and pants and that was it...home time. Completly joyful...yey!!

Jacob · #20 09-23-2002, 05:34 PM

Yes, its back!! Wheeeeeee...*Coughs*

Day Five, Science:
Yes, yet again this AWFUL subject. Anyways, i got up, dressed etc. Went to College, now as i approached the doors i noticed so many attractive people...God...how i wish attractive people were the only people on Earth. Anyways, i walked up sodding 6 flights of stairs again...panting like a Dog in heat once i got to the top, it was really bad. My Science teacher wandered by and says:

"So, you've come up the stairs."

And i smiled and thought:

"No, i've taken the escalator..."

Anyway, i had a lil' wander into the class room, sat down and waited for others to get into the lesson. Sure enough E girl sat down next to me, the shy attractive one went somewhere near the back and i was left alone...with E girl and another one...*Wells up, dabs eye* Anyway, the lesson carried on with crappy Physics, Lightbulb stuff...AGAIN. God, how annoyingly annoying. Anyway, after that we went for a break and i went to shops. Coming back...up the 6 flights of stairs...*Snarls*...I took my place and awaited the lesson to begin. It did and once more we talked about currents and voltage. And then we had to do something ourselves...I dunno what, we just did. Anyway, the shy girl sat with me, the E girl and the other one and we began the experiment. Anyways...as i wandered to get the equipment the E girl had the nerve to call me funny and cute...OH DEAR LORD...i literally didn't want to go near her after that. I actually nearly melted some Copper onto my hand by accident and she laughs, telling the shy girl to 'buzz me in the sides, to see if i jump' honestly, i wanted to shoot myself. Anyways, turns out the attractive shy girl has a sh*t personality...God...she deserves to be neutered. It also turns out E girl thinks im funny...now, i dont mind being funny...but only when people whom are pleasing to my eye are attractive. Ugh. God, it was a sh*t lesson...*Shoots self* Oh, on a side note. When i was going home for dinner, i saw this kid from my tutor, now, i dont speak to him. And i tolerate his staringness...and face. But when i walked by he goes:

'Alrite'

And i was like:

'Hi'

But what shocked me was straight after that i cursed him like mad, for some strange reason he suddenly pissed me off and i was cursing him so much in my head...It scared me...and should warn you lot.

Day Five, Law:
Yey, now, i dont mind this lesson. Even though i still dont speak to people that much. But still. I came in quite confident...until i opened the door and realised some Twonk was sat in my place, what a twat. Anyway, i was forced to sit some place else, infact, opposite these freaky kid who keeps on staring at me...Honestly it was awful!! Anyway, we discussed the Courts of Law, what they are, who takes part, Civil and Criminal offences etc. We found out that if somebody even slightly touches you, you can get them 'done', for lack of a better word, for assault. If you have proof that they have done you some serious damage, mentally, you can get compensation...of upto £10,000 +. You can also get less, but i didn't ask about that. I was very pleased though, and planning to sue one of the beggars on the street...HA!! Anyway, we had break and since i had no money or no-one to call i stayed in class with some others and asked the teacher about the above and also what the difference was between 'Theft', 'Burglary' and 'Robbery'. After that we did some more Court stuff and then had this memory test, we then left 10 mins early. On, yet another, side note, one of the more attractive girls in the class is sat with one of the most attractive boys...its a bastard as i dont have any confidence at the mo and thus cannot talk to them. *Sigh* Well, i'll just compliment her soon enough...and then mock him and his masculine, Black belt in Karate ways...HA...I will be supreme.

Jacob · #21 09-25-2002, 07:08 PM

Day Six, Private Study:
Day six was appaulingly sh*t. I wasn't even sposed to go in. I went to the wrong lesson dammit. Missing Maths and going to private study were i stayed for 2 Goddamn hours!! And it was appaulingly boring. That shy girl is such a silly cow. No need for her, sure, she's attractive...but God...i would so hit her. I stayed in the Library for the most of it...being a Geek...

*Sits on floor and rocks back and forth*

Jacob · #22 10-03-2002, 04:30 PM

OFFICIAL 'JACOBS COLLEGE DAYS' UPDATE:
I finally made some friend-type-people. They are very nice and amusing. History was funny, Private study was good, Law was amusing, tutor was amusing and so on and so forth. Science is the only rubbish lesson upto now...*Gun cocks* I am so tempted...

atusiya@ · #23 11-06-2002, 07:09 AM

Jacob does not go to a college recently?!?.

This thread is my favorite thread of the year at any rate.

atusiya's father...

Jacob · #24 11-06-2002, 08:38 PM

lol, i still go but the excitingness of just beginning faded. I will re-post my experiences though if y'all want...lol.

And thankyou for your kind words Atusiya's Father

Oddsville · #25 11-07-2002, 07:24 PM

Hehe, I just caught up with the updates I've missed and well....its funny. BTW, I glad to hear you made some friend type peoples so far, can't wait for more.

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #26 11-10-2002, 11:39 PM

Yuckie Jacob. Do you get bored?

I'm basically taking anthropology, chemistry, calculus and english for my first semester. I need to take alot of math and science courses for the second semester. I'm doing highly well, college is fun, these guys try to hit on me which they look 30 or 25!

Jacob · #27 11-20-2002, 05:02 PM

:

Do you get bored?

Very, especially in Maths and Science.

Update:
Well...ok then. I have made quite a few friends...i shall update u on the amazingness of me!!

Science:
Science, well, i have made friends with that shy girl. She is Russian. That other one who i thought fancied me has gone away somewhere (Thank the Lord) and i've made friends with the oriental girl. Also, i have made friends with three of the lads in there who i know via other friends. Its gotten better i spose...but still...its Science. I'm also getting C's and B's...whoo-hoo!!

Maths:
Made a friend in this, the girl called Terry whom was quite large. She's nice but she fell off a ride in Hull Fair (People from England may have heard of the incident.) so, i have four other friends now. They're nice...but...i cant stand pretending to find something funny when i dont (They're all girls) and its getting tedious and hurting my face...Ugh.

Private Study:
Two lad friends in this and one lass friend. There's not alot of choice though...so...poo. But one of the lads is quite fit...very well dressed and nice body...yey. The other is nice...personality wise. And we all get along and have a laugh.

History:
Loadsa friends in here. They're my main peeps, very funny, fit teacher (I told u, Irish and called Brendan, t'was abit obvious wasn't it really?) and i really enjoy it.

Law:
This is good. I have three main friends who i speak to the most, six if you include the others. The lads are ok with me (Recently found out i was Bi) they give me some attitude about it and sent over some vibes...but i couldn't give a crap...im allowed in the girls toilet...they're not...HAH!!

Tutor time...thing:
This is good, my main peeps are here aswell...also some others. We all have a laugh and its thooper. I dont think im hated (by the important people anyway) So...well...that must mean im popular...yey, go me!!

Updates complete...any questions?

atusiya@ · #28 11-20-2002, 09:37 PM

Whenever I read the post of you, I am reminded of "The World According to Garpby John Irving."
And The post of you always entertains me. Thank you.

atusiya@'s father...