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Now, I have seen some funny threads by Jacob in my life, but this is the funniest one yet. I'll play along anyway...

No, they shouldn't, because it's wrong... oh, so wrong.
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I'm not insulting jacobs sexuality, i'm just commenting that this topic is gay. Gay can mean "stupid", i call my sister gay. Any ways, ithink ugly people can breed all they like, it's not up to us if they reproduce or not, and if someone is really ugly, no one would want to have sex with them anyway.

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Moderators, you had the perfect chance to issue a warning, but alas it's up to me to look like a mean party pooper :P

I've already replied to a topic in where you have spoken out of order, please refrain from it in the future or DIE!!!

No, seriously, this is your first warning.

When you say Ugly Jacob, people have different views on it. To me an Ugly person is someone who over "accessorises" or wears an incredible amount of makeup (or as I like to call it, "coverup"). It's disgusting, and a waste of money.

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When you say Ugly Jacob, people have different views on it. To me an Ugly person is someone who over "accessorises" or wears an incredible amount of makeup (or as I like to call it, "coverup"). It's disgusting, and a waste of money.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA..Actually i agree partially. I think people should wear make up if they feel more comfortable in it, however, if they wear so much that it makes others uncomfortable then it should be illegal and they should be hosed down. But accessorising is a part of teen life, whether it be buying new clothes, shoes etc...your doing it. If you dont...then i laugh at you...like i did above...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA...

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Now we dont need Jacob to be called names
It wasn't the fact he was calling me names, just that he was using my peoples sexuality as a means of insult...

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No, they shouldn't, because it's wrong... oh, so wrong.
I can guarantee that your views will change when you walk in on two viley obeise people 'reproducing' doggy-style whilst the man slaps her raw hide stating the sentence 'Say my name bitch'...Why didn't my mum lock the door!! *Sobs*

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i'm just commenting that this topic is gay
Yes, yes it is. Its having a intimate love affair with 'Hans and Sven do a sequel' in Fan Corner...*Tuts camply*

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Any ways, ithink ugly people can breed
Of course they can breed...but they shouldn't, its wrong...

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it's not up to us if they reproduce or not
It is when they wear Bikini's when their Bikini line is as over grown as the Garden of Eden was!! And when their arm-pits have un-discovered mammals!! And when they walk they just look like a mass of Apricot Jelly coming towards you!! And when they comb their hair nits, fleas and mites sky dive...Its just morally wrong. Also, they shouldn't...ahem...enjoy themselves basement wise, if you know what im saying...

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no one would want to have sex with them anyway.
98% of Blind people are violated everyday by Mavis, the 89 pre-op transexual...hard to take in, isn't it.

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No, seriously, this is your first warning.
Your second one consists of a good ole' finger wagging and your third a good hard spanking (That ones the best)
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Your second one consists of a good ole' finger wagging and your third a good hard spanking (That ones the best)
WHO TOLD YOU!!??!!?

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No, this topic can't be having a love affair with 'hans and sven do a sequel', because topics don't have reproductive organs, thus they can't have sexualities.

Anyway, to me, gay means stupid. You call people assholes, but really, they can't be. If i called a girl gay, i would just be calling her stupid. Get me drift?
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Originally posted by General Drippik
Anyway, to me, gay means stupid. You call people assholes, but really, they can't be. If i called a girl gay, i would just be calling her stupid. Get me drift?
You have to think of this more open-mindedly. It is like a white person saying the "N" word to a black person; you may not have meant it in a mean way, but it is insulting when you use it in that manner when you are white. You shouldn't talk about things you don't understand, it can be discriminating to someone who does.
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Jakey don't seem to mind, and I'm SORRY IF HE DOES!!! Heh.

And as for the word nigga, you should here doc dre and snoop and all those other rap guys. They call emselves niggaz all da time, they ain't offended. It's like they walk around wearing badges saying, "big headed nigga rapper comin' through dawg!"
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Nigga and Nigger are completly different things...
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Originally posted by General Drippik
Jakey don't seem to mind, and I'm SORRY IF HE DOES!!! Heh.

And as for the word nigga, you should here doc dre and snoop and all those other rap guys. They call emselves niggaz all da time, they ain't offended. It's like they walk around wearing badges saying, "big headed nigga rapper comin' through dawg!"
You missed my point. It is ok for a black person to say it, but not for a white person to say it. Watch the movie Rush Hour and you will understand a little better.
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googly eyes
Oh crap... you've got a song stuck in my head...

Well, did you ever go to sleep with Boe Dereck
And wake up with Boogely?
Well, did you ever go to sleep with Boe Dereck
And wake up with Boogely?
You got so loaded...
You thought that she...
Was the most bee-yoot-ifull gal you ever did see!
Well, did you ever go to sleep with Boe Dereck
And wake up with Boogely?

(Bugle Solo)

Well, did you ever go to sleep with Boe Dereck
And wake up with Boogely?
Well, did you ever go to sleep with Boe Dereck
And wake up with Boogely?
Woke up in the morning...
To your suprise...
A couple melons in tube socks with Boogely eyes!
Well, did you ever go to sleep with Boe Dereck
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This topic has trailed off a bit. Can we stop talking about niggaz and start talking about ugly people?
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lol

This topic is quite amusing, seeing everyone get so worked up about it, and upset. I mean really its just a topic, its not like the governments of the world are going to visit this place an make a decision to not let "ugly" people breed. Though still I hope this topic stays opened, its quite interesting to see what everyone puts, especially in a topic as controversial as this. Keep up the good work Chris.

"Also the term "gay refers to happy in context" so do you mean this topic is just as happy as the other one. Remember the difference, because now a days, the context is easialy used in the term homosexual, which is more concrete then using it for the word stupid. Keep your slang terms like that at home please, I have had this conversation before with Dumbodrw.EDIT: About the word gay that is.

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Shouldn't one of the moderators close this topic?
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.....keep your slang terms like that at home please, I have had this conversation before with Dumbodrw.

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Heh...

Close this? Theres still room for discussion... I think. When it turns to no more reasonable psots and random insults being thrown in just for the heck of it (which it probably will turn into) then we close it.

Actualy I'm just waiting to see Jacob get the chair. I'd find it hilarious to see that.
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I doubt this topic will turn to that majic. (people throwing insutls at eachother) Yer a dick.



















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Drippik, would you mind doing me a favor?

Go find a baseball bat. Wooden should work the best. Now, go find your father, and give his groin a good bashing for not pulling out, or using some sort of contraception rather than conceiving you.

Next, find your mother. Repeat the process.

Now, bash your self in the groin until your anus bleeds. This is to ensure that you are not capable of reproducing. We have enough idiots in the world; we don't need you making more a few years down the line.

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What did I say?
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Everything, Nothing, and a few things inbetween!

I just wanted to show you that even though I was joking, it was still fairly offensive. Try to keep that in mind.
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I doubt this topic will turn to that majic. (people throwing insutls at eachother) Yer a dick.
I was unaware. But jealousy will get you no where, my friend.
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Hello Jacob. What a strange topic. Well okay. But how do you determine what is ugly? Espcially with their clothes, just because someone wears different clothes to you doesn't mean they are ugly. I don't agree with that. Plus these ugly people you refer too, it is not their fault they are born like that. I think all people should be equal no matter what they look like or are like. I think they should be given chances.
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Originally posted by Summoner Yuna
But how do you determine what is ugly?
Good ask

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Originally posted by Summoner Yuna
What a strange topic.
Damn straight


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Plus these ugly people you refer too, it is not their fault they are born like that.
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Originally posted by General Drippik
This topic has trailed off a bit. Can we stop talking about niggaz and start talking about ugly people?
Ah, yes...because the latter is much more polite and less offensive...


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*Cracks neck*

It actually cracked aswell...

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Shouldn't one of the moderators close this topic?
Whats up? Afraid that the people whom agree with me will start a Lynching mob, eh? Are you ugly, are you Khanz? Is thats why your scared? Eh? I bet you are? Just look at you...sat there in your funky 'Adidas' pants, 'My little Pony' t-shirt and 'Hi-tech' trainers...and whats that on your socks? He-man!? Please...

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I doubt this topic will turn to that majic. (people throwing insutls at eachother) Yer a dick.
lol at the end part!! It was just the fact it was relativly decent and then you say that at the end of it...reminds me of President Bush;

Bush: "We must move in and attack Iraq!! Saddam Hussein has the ability to take out most of the Gulf and if we stand by and do nothing then we are just like Apples who dont help their Apply friends when they're about to fall from the tree!! Dancing Anus'..."

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Hello Jacob.
Hello...?

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But how do you determine what is ugly?
Read the topic, Ugly is obvious...its disgustingly, viley obvious!!

FRANK AND DORIS WALKING DOWN THE STREET HAND IN HAND AND VILEY OBIESE AND WITH A FACE WHICH LOOKS LIKE A PUG GURNING...AS THEY WALK THEY LEAVE A SLIMEY TRAIL OF SWEAT, BILE AND BODILY FLUIDS BEHIND THEM...ALSO, FOLLOWING THIS TRAIL ARE THEIR CHILDREN...WHOM ARE STATED BELOW...THEY ARE ALSO VILE AND HAVE THE FACES OF ROAD KILL...

Answer your question?

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Espcially with their clothes, just because someone wears different clothes to you doesn't mean they are ugly
Ok fine. Poor people should also be castrated...there...Ugly and poor people. Now, 99% of ugly people are poor, so, that sorts out that...

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it is not their fault they are born like that.
It is not, but Yuna...do you really want to see ugly poor people breeding? They are ugly...and they are poor...thus, they cannot afford contraceptives...and what does this lead to? It leads to more ugly people popping up all over the place like a Gremlin having a bath!! Infact, did you know that the makers of Gremlins made such a film to show us how dangerous ugly people are. Hm? Well, there's a new fact for you...take care of it.

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I think all people should be equal no matter what they look like or are like.
Of course they should...So long as they are nice to look at.

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I think they should be given chances.
Chances? Pfftttt. We've seen what happens when they're given chances!! They get a bigger group of sexually tense ugly people and fly planes into buildings. Thats what uglyness can do to you...send you insane.

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Very mature member we have here.
Yes. Or is it cos she/he (Apologies, dont know your sex) is like Khanz? A ugly person wanting to stop my crusade for Utopia...I dont think this person is mature...just ugly and scared.

This new law will also help stop forms of Animal hunting. Because, really, what would you rather hunt? A stupid animal or a ugly/poor person...now...there's a trophy (However, if you do mount the ugly persons head on the wall a cover will have to be placed over it, for obvious reasons.)
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Its ok Intern, if your lucky enough to get better looking by the time your 20...you may not have to be castrated!!

So, an update on my views...

Ugly people should be castrated...
Poor people should also be castrated...
Ugly poor people should be killed...
Geeks should be sent to a different school than the other cooler kids...
Townies should be put in the same schools as Geeks...just for the entertainment of the other cooler kids...heheheheheh

(By the by Mods, i believe Intern was spamming if not making a un-just remark about a fellow forumer. His contribution was not really contributional but more a petty attempt to belittle me...Im going out on a limb here...but isn't that one warning for Intern?)

Edit: He's also claiming to know about the entire universe and the beings that bimble in it. Which is big-headedness and deserves another warning...

Also, people who are big-headed should also be castrated...if not crippled...yes...that sounds fair.
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Salty, it's obvious that Jacob is just immature and that's okay. Some people don't mature as fast as other people. It's kind of sad. Jacob is so focused on physical appearance. There's nothing uglier in this world than Jacob's character, though. Oh, by the way, I am quite ugly, you're right, Jacob. My wonderful girlfriend said so just yesterday.
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