If an Oddworld Forum member came up to kill you.

[Wolfpac]

Feeling rather morbid with this thought and still having a sense of humor about this, if an OF member came up on the street to kill you who would you perfer that it be? And who would you not want in any way, shape, or form to kill you?

[Alcar]

I can't say who I'd prefer it to be as i don't know.

But I can say that I wouldn't want it to be Majic_Abe, hes a pshyco!

Hehe (you know i'm only joking Dave :P)

Alcar...

[paramiteabe]

I don't know. God forbid that don't ever happen. I would prefer no one.

[mitsur]

Nope.noway.BecAUSE I DO MUHAHAHA!*hold knife up but flicks it*see?it's ruber.Just kidding!

[Jacob]

I wouldn't want anyone on the forums to kill me. Its so degrading to be killed by somebody of low social status (:P)

[oddling]

Hmmm......... not armed slig, Kai, Al, Majic, kesiah, or Munchonthis. I like them : ) Hmm........ decisions decisions........... *puts hand in fishbowl and pulls out name* Gimmecoffee. We used to have so much fun writing stories about... well... coffee. But then one day, he just dissapeared, I never saw him again *sniff*. Why gimmecoffee?!!! Why'd you do me wrong?!!!! Why WHY?!!!!!

Oddling l:c l

[Majic]

I'm thinking. Thinking very hard. *thinks* For some reason Jacob/Alcar sounds interesting, but, I would hate to have my last thought thinking how a person from the UK?Aussie land tracked me here. Any younger forumer would be jsut creepy. Gosh darn it, I think it would just be fun to get killed by Jacob or Alcar!

[SeaRex]

Dave (Disgruntled). I know he would find such a cool and original way to bring my life to an end...

I don't think I would want Jacob to kill me. The last thing I want to hear when I die is "Ha! Get a life... you geek! Whoops! Too late!"

[Sal the Mudokon]

But I'm the only one here with homocidal tendencies so your ALL wrong!

BTW: Originally I'd want to be killed by Danny, but in his absence, this dream can never come true... COME BACK DANNY!!! and... KILL ME!!!

But why Danny? Because we would have an amazing fight to the finish! Well, litterally. We'd rock the SNES by playing Mario Cart, best 2 out of 3 (and ALL 3 games will be played, even if someone wins the first 2) games and then would violently beat the loser senseless with their own severred arm. And Danny, you have no choice on this matter. I already bought the plane tickets and the cab should be arriving at your house any minute...

[Disgruntled Intern]

Just thought I'd let you know, it's spelled 'homicidal'.

Luke, sarcastic or not....your comment has driven me to touching myself and fantasizing about bringing your life to an end. For this, I thank you.

[Jacob]

your comment has driven me to touching myself and fantasizing about bringing your life to an end. For this, I thank you.

LOL

[Joe the Intern]

For some reason, I imagine Chris. Probably because he's planned murders before, and he could surprise me. Him or Dave (Disgruntled). I think it would be fun to have Dave kill me. We could break a pinata first! Yippee!

[Abe-gun]

Dave..(Disgruntled)..because he has had millions of dumb problems with me before....And I'd prefere to here...."Ahhh...yes...my time has finally come to kill this idiot..." And I sertantly hope not Jacob...I don't want to here....."Usually...I'd say GET a life...but in this case....Lose you mother F***in' life!!!" And I think.....NOT ODDLING...OR KAI....OR MAJIC.....They are all the coolest fiends...I meen friends.....I think it would be top of the list.....Disgruntled.....:P.....he's kinda a jerk.... .....

[Jacob]

Heheheh...I'd have to say something witty before i kill someone. Or leave behind a witty message...

[munchman]

if you guys dont try to kill me than i will not even think about killing you guys........we are all friends...are we not???..*picks up knife*...

[Majic]

Originally posted by Jacob
Heheheh...I'd have to say something witty before i kill someone. Or leave behind a witty message...

Exactly why it'd probably be fun to be killed by you.