The Worst Thing You've Ever Done -

Armed Slig · #31 07-17-2002, 03:56 AM

Meet sheet! I swear on my Imprisoned Mom tht I, with my own two hands and eyes, saw and made a seagul blow up. Besides, have you ever TRIED?

Edo · #32 07-17-2002, 04:10 AM

It's generally not a good idea to tell people your parents are imprisoned. Just don't tell us she's locked up for perjury and child abuse. Then we'll be worried. Even if you speak the truth, that's some sick-ass shit that nobody should be proud of.

Armed Slig · #33 07-17-2002, 04:58 AM

First off: The whole Mother in prison thing. Not proud of it. Don't even know why I said it other than trying to make people believe me.

Second: I'm so not proud of the seagull thing. I fell the little guy just to see if it would work and when he took off the ground...BOOM. Right in the air. Poor little thing.

Oddness · #34 07-17-2002, 06:14 AM

I've done a lot of little things that have plagued me with guilt for years, but this one sticks in my mind the most and is probably the worst:

I was at a park with my little cousin (she was 3 and I was 6) who, for some reason, I've always felt intimidated by. I have a terrible problem with saying no to people, especially people younger than me. Anyway, we were in this playground/sandpit, and there was a little girl (about 2) playing on a rock. My cousin said to me, "I want that rock, push her off!" so I did. >.< She started crying and her mother came rushing over.
"Why did you do that?"
"She told me to."
"Why do you have to do what she tells you?!"

Statikk HDM · #35 07-17-2002, 04:47 PM

I commited retail theft. Got caught. Can't pay the fine off. Didn't beg my Dad for money. Now my mom will fink on me to my Dad and its only days until my stoolie brothers let the cat out of the bag, effectively branding me as a crook and making me my families and families friend's black sheep. Top that.

Jacob · #36 07-17-2002, 05:08 PM

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I commited retail theft. Got caught. Can't pay the fine off. Didn't beg my Dad for money. Now my mom will fink on me to my Dad and its only days until my stoolie brothers let the cat out of the bag, effectively branding me as a crook and making me my families and families friend's black sheep. Top that.

I repeat, i used to listen and believe my family. Yes, yes...i believe the word you are looking for is 'Touché'

Disgruntled Intern · #37 07-17-2002, 06:14 PM

Sorry armed slig, but there's no way I believe you. I've seen several programs on urban legends, and since they were on discovery, I'd say they were pretty valid. Also, how did you get a sea gull to ingest baking soda? Seems like an animal with a beak would have trouble enough getting any into its mouth.

Melvin:squeeking paramite · #38 07-17-2002, 06:42 PM

Worst thing? Jeez, I really don't know...

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Originally posted by Kaimana
that place is also known to house some creepy hobo devil worshipers (no joke)

Sounds like a fun place to live... :S

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Originally posted by Sligster
One time I went to one of those cave preserve thingys, you know, the cave things where you can walk around the cave but not touch anything because its a piece of history . Yeah right. Anyway I had a slingshot with me, used that to kill a few bats and then I grabbed one of the stalagtites or what ever, and ripped it clean off!!! I did that a few times until I finally got caught!! (followed by loads of stupid smileys)

I really hope you're lying. If not, you're a complete jackass. If so, well, you're a lying kind of-jackass.

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Originally posted by Armed Slig
I fed a seagull baking soda and it blew up. o.o

I'm sure you did... Did you know that the kid on the life cereal box was killed because he ate pop rocks and drank coke at the same?

Statikk HDM · #39 07-17-2002, 07:04 PM

It can be done, but not with baking soda, but with alkaseltzer and white rice. You put it into a fish and the rest happens. Or so I heard. I was going to do it to a few of the 24 million seagulls in my area but my conscience got to me. Plus, I would have gotten an asskicking from mother dearest.

Armed Slig · #40 07-17-2002, 07:44 PM

Disgruntled Intern, all I did to make the seagull eat the stuff was to put it on some fries i bought from Burger King and fed them in the parking lot. As for the Discovery Channel, I don't know how they found out if it was a urban legend, but I did it.

SeaRex · #41 07-18-2002, 03:02 PM

I've done a fair amount of vandalism in my time, but nothing above mindless graffiti, so I don't really feel any remorse.

I've done two reall y bad things I wished I hadn't...

1. When I was younger, I was at a Halloween party. We had just broken open a pinata, and I was greedy little bastard and stole most of the candy. I made some girl cry.

Later on, I spilled a drink on the carpet. I wish I never went to that damn party...

2. I went on a trip to New York with my 8th grade class. The whole trip, this little whore named Megan was cheating on her boyfriend with all the preps she could find. She would find some jock, and sit in the back of the bus making out with them. This was espicially gross as I was sitting right in front of them... I could hear them sucking each other's faces off. Anyway, one girl on the trip was having a really shitty time. She even thought about suicide (it was only for attention, but still) . Laura (the girl) had kind of a slutty crush on a bunch of the boys from another school that came with us on the trip. After we were home and we got of the bus, we were all talking together in a little group. I remember Laura saying something about the boys from the other school. Being the jackass I am, I said, "Wow, you really are turning into Megan, aren't you?". Tears began to stream down her eyes and she cried, "No! No, I don't want to be like that!". I felt like crap. I shouldn't have said such a cruel thing to someone as emotionally vulnerable as her...

Jacob · #42 07-18-2002, 05:08 PM

I got another one. When i was in yr 3. This girl fancied me and she wasn't that nice so i was like "What can i do?" and then i decided i would tell a group of kids to throw her in the Nettles. They never succeeded but it scared the shit out of her. I feel so remorseful now though...But that week we went on a school trip to this place and we had our own rooms and we had to share, so i had my shoulder, white, black polka dot bag with me and i was sharing with my best friend. And i stepped out into the corridor to see this girl (Caroline) naked, shaking herself around closely followed by 3 boys and 1 other girl. After all that happened to kids i knew ran into the bedroom to attempt to have sex. Now, please note when i say, THIS WAS YR 3!! How freaky is that!!

oddling · #43 07-18-2002, 05:56 PM

Little kids are like that. My sister attemps to hump me sometimes (She actually knows what it is after she saw my dog doing it to a stuffed Barney the dinosaur doll and I was stupid enough to say "Ew! Zeus is humping Barney!") and she an my little brother run around striping and showing everyone their um......... hardwear. One time after a bath she ran outside where me and my friend Marissa were playing, still naked, ran to the highway, and mooned Route 22! How disgusting!

Oddling l:c l

Jacob · #44 07-18-2002, 07:56 PM

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and she an my little brother run around striping and showing everyone their um......... hardwear

I would beat my bro/sis if they did that.

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Marissa were playing, still naked, ran to the highway, and mooned Route 22!

And your parents didn't attempt to stop her? Or do they dislike your sister somewhat?

Danny · #45 07-18-2002, 09:21 PM

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Originally posted by Jacob

To Danny and other Bisexuals/Homosexuals;
When at school did you actually call people 'Gay' to insult them? Or did you say 'There's nothing wrong with being Gay' this is mostly centred towards Danny as i know his mum is openly Bisexual and taught him there was nothing wrong with homosexuality. And so that leads me to believe when he was in yr 4+ he never called anyone gay to insult them. Also, did you used to say to the other kids "There's nowt wrong with being gay"? Or did you join in? Just wondering.

I was the the one who said "There's nowt wrong with being gay!" Why?

Statikk HDM · #46 07-18-2002, 10:01 PM

Yeah, he's not even queer! And the last thing a young kid is thinking about is the nasty. Up until about age twelve its about sports, graham crackers and scaring the piss out of the yucky girls with tarantulas and such.

Jacob · #47 07-19-2002, 12:24 AM

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Why?

I was wondering what to do when i have kids. Leave them to think 'Gay' is a bad thing and hope they grow out of it and accept them within time. Or tell them from a early age its bad and have them stick up for Gay kind. I was gonna go with the 1st one but i didn't know if thats what happened with the right minded people.
Did you have many friends in Primary school? (Actual Question)

paramiteabe · #48 07-19-2002, 03:46 PM

Mitsur I don't think you know my friend I live worlds apart from you. I live in Ohio isnt Obispo in California? Anyway another thing I did that I really regret doing was I accedently shot a robin bird dead with a potato gun And on the same day I almost took out a stop light with the potato gun. That was the most dumbest thing I ever done in my life. I am surprised I dident cause an accedent that day yikes!

For people who don't know what a potato gun is. It is a long plastic pipe with a grill ignitor attached to it for the trigger. There are two other smaller plastic pipes attached to it for the handle with the grill igniter and a place to fill with hair spray for the fire power. All you do is throw a potato in the gun then you fill the back end with hair spray. And then you shoot.

sligster · #49 07-19-2002, 04:02 PM

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Originally posted by Mac the Janitor

Sligster, I can't believe you did that (or said you did) and then told everyone about it happily...you are just plain evil.

Bwahahahahah!!!!! You odviously don't know me very well.

Hmmmmm come to think of it, there is another terrible thing I did, but it was a complete accident. One time, I was walking under a tree at school, there was a bird nest in the tree, I was looking at the nest and I took a step to my right and all of the sudden I hear a squish under my foot. I look down, and looking back up at me, was a new-born baby bird. It's guts were splattered everywhere. That was worse than the bats. Guilt.

***Wil*** · #50 07-19-2002, 06:13 PM

Told Ross I fancied him.

Jacob · #51 07-19-2002, 07:54 PM

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Told Ross I fancied him.

I believe i speak for everybody when i say...WHAT!?

***Wil*** · #52 07-20-2002, 07:28 AM

Well, there was this guy Ross (not the one on the Forums), and I told him I fancied him.

Gluk Schmuck · #53 07-20-2002, 09:35 AM

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Originally posted by Max the Mug
Well, there was this guy Ross (not the one on the Forums), and I told him I fancied him.

And what were the consequences that made this the worst thing you've ever done?

***Wil*** · #54 07-20-2002, 09:45 AM

I'm not sure it was the consequences as such that made it bad, although I would certainly have felt better without them.

It was more the embarrassment caused (for both me and him) that makes it bad. Ross certainly didn't deserve to be humiliated like that, and I feel really guilty. Plus I think it changed people's perspective of me (which is why I deleted this the first time I posted it) for the worse.

May not seem bad to you lot, but I've done nothing worse that I can remember.

There's still a piece of paper floating about that's got Max[heart]Ross on it, waiting to cause more trouble.

salty pretzils · #55 07-20-2002, 01:48 PM

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Originally posted by sligster

Bwahahahahah!!!!! You odviously don't know me very well.

Hmmmmm come to think of it, there is another terrible thing I did, but it was a complete accident. One time, I was walking under a tree at school, there was a bird nest in the tree, I was looking at the nest and I took a step to my right and all of the sudden I hear a squish under my foot. I look down, and looking back up at me, was a new-born baby bird. It's guts were splattered everywhere. That was worse than the bats. Guilt.

Ewwww......

The worst thing I can remember doing was punching someone in the face, resulting in them having to go to the dentist to have sevral teeth removed..You know who you are out there, I'm talking about YOU! I still think they deserved it though....

Probbbly not too bad sounding to you lot.

Danny · #56 07-20-2002, 02:17 PM

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Originally posted by Jacob
I was wondering what to do when i have kids. Leave them to think 'Gay' is a bad thing and hope they grow out of it and accept them within time.

If you do that, there's always the danger that they won't... In fact, I think that most of the time homophobia stays with you - teenagers tend to be far more homophobic than little children...

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Or tell them from a early age its bad and have them stick up for Gay kind.

Why haven't you included the option "Make it clear to them that there is nothing wrong with homosexuality"? It's undoubtably the best option, and probably the only one that would leave your children in a healthy psychological state. It's certainly what I'm going to do. After all, my mother has always told me that homosexuality's fine, and I turned out all right, right?

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Did you have many friends in Primary school? (Actual Question)

Yeah, I did, now that I think of it. Why do you ask that?

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Max, why was that so humiliating for you and Ross? Was he an unweilding heterosexual?

Now that I think about it, I can sort of see how you feel. Last sunday night, I was very drunk, and told my friend Rosi I really really fancied her. The weirdest thing was, the rest of our conversation was her giving me advice on how to get Sandy back... But she seemed to take it as a compliment, fortunately, and didn't start thinking I was trying to rival Gotty (her boyfriend, and himself a friend of mine), and so we're still good friends. But it could easily have gone differently...

Sl'askia · #57 07-20-2002, 02:25 PM

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I turned out all right, right?

That's debatable Dan

As for staying on topic...erm...I can't think of anything bad I did.
No...I am not saying I was the perfect little angel...I just don't remember anything bad i did...

***Wil*** · #58 07-20-2002, 06:23 PM

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Max, why was that so humiliating for you and Ross? Was he an unweilding heterosexual?

I'm not really sure what his views on sexuality are, but he sure wasn't pleased I had a crush on him. He has got a swimming pool in his garden, I'm not sure if that means anything...

I'm quite surprised you all don't seem to understand how it was so humiliating. I know you're all a very open-minded bunch of people, most of the time, but...

I seem to need to end most paragraphs with '...'. Hmm...

Danny · #59 07-20-2002, 06:37 PM

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Originally posted by Max the Mug
I'm quite surprised you all don't seem to understand how it was so humiliating. I know you're all a very open-minded bunch of people, most of the time, but...

Hey, I said I understood, didn't I? I had the self-same experience last Sunday, in case you weren't listening...

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I seem to need to end most paragraphs with '...'. Hmm...

You may have noticed that I suffer from the same affliction...

***Wil*** · #60 07-20-2002, 06:59 PM

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Hey, I said I understood, didn't I? I had the self-same experience last Sunday, in case you weren't listening...

Yeah, except I wasn't drunk, I was really lonely. I suppose the effects could be the same...

But you did ask why it was so humilating...

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You may have noticed that I suffer from the same affliction...

Perhaps you've started another Forum craze...