Poser hunters

Statikk HDM · #1 07-15-2002, 06:38 PM

If you have ever watched an outdoors/hunting show, you will realize in about five seconds these guys are patently full of shit. They tramps through the animal ranches like a herd of stampeding wildebeasts. Then, they whisper in very hoarse voices so loud that every animal in "the wilderness" hears them. Then, they sit down in there little tony prep tree stands and three thousand dollar guns on a certain path. On this closely surveillanced path a certain deer always walks by just before the shooting day is ended. BLAM! The fake ass hunter blows the snot out of the deer and all the ranchers at camp just cry because they know ralf just bit the big one. These people aren't hunters, they are lying bastards. So, what do you think about these pseudo manly men?

Majic · #2 07-15-2002, 10:42 PM

One: I think the're all rednecks who need to be shot themselves

Two: I think they probably didn't go to college.

Three: I'm wondering why you watch them.

Four: I hope that a deer rams right into one of those stupid hunters ass's on TV.

Five: Once again, they need to be shot. Then prodded. The pissed on. Then thrown off a cliff multiple times. Then have their carcasses anchored to the bottem of the ocean.

Thats what I think.

Edo · #3 07-15-2002, 10:53 PM

Hunting and Rodeo bother me. I love to see matadors and riders get their ass whooped by bulls.

Mac the Janitor · #4 07-15-2002, 11:03 PM

Yes, I was always bothered by the fact that slowly torturing an innocent animal to death and then provoked is a popular "sport."

Disgruntled Intern · #5 07-15-2002, 11:09 PM

I love prison rodeos.

Jacob · #6 07-16-2002, 04:31 PM

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I love prison rodeos.

What are they?

I have a tendency to believe that, thats some kind of anal rape.

Merely because Rodeo's are rode bareback and 'bareback' is actually a sexual practice by some homosexuals.

Obviously, if it isn't i shall just delete this post and never look anyone, who read that, in the eye again.

Mac the Janitor · #7 07-16-2002, 04:46 PM

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Originally posted by Jacob

Merely because Rodeo's are rode bareback and 'bareback' is actually a sexual practice by some homosexuals

Ugh...thank you for telling us.

How you knew that, I don't want to know...

Disgruntled Intern · #8 07-16-2002, 07:06 PM

Jacob, prison rodeos are rodeos in which prison inmates [usually life term/serious offenders] participate in. They are given a few lessons on how to manipulate the rope, and how to tie the animals, and that's it. Because most of them are serving life, I guess they figure they don't have much to lose...and all kinds of crazy shit happens. I've seen about 3 inmates practically disimboweled, and several who were gored up the anus. I hate the ideas behind rodeos, but I like going on the off chance that someone will be injured. I'm like the guy who goes to nascar for the crashes. hee.

ZombieX · #9 07-16-2002, 07:17 PM

There was a film with that.. I forget the title..