Any plans for the 1000th forums member?

[Doug]

I noticed that the forums will have its 1000th member soon. Any plans to celebrate?

We could all sign on at the same time and throw cyber-confetti.

Have a paramite barbecue or a scrab roast (sorry, Sydney).

Give Member 1K free access to the forums for a whole year.

Give Member 1K Honorary Moderator status, with a special avatar and silver stars.

Give Member 1K coupons for free products developed by Vykkers Labs.

Give Member 1K a guided tour of Rupture Farms and Feeco Depot.

Take bets on whether Member 1K posts more than once (of the approximately 280 new members since the beginning of the year, around 185 have posted only once or not at all).

Any other ideas?

[dark_xinos]

If we do cellerbrait (wich we WILL do [knowing the users])
it will sure chock that user.

But hay, its worth it!
Let the admins confirm what we do with the lucky bugger.

[Xavier]

hmmm maybe... maybe don't he must be special just a big hourrrraaaay in enough

[Jacob]

We could all sign on at the same time and throw cyber-confetti.

Yes Doug, lets do that. My palms are sweating with anticipation already.

(Sarcasm.)

Erm...no, seriously. I think we should just go 'Whoo-hoo' however, knowing some smart a$s some one on the forums, not mentioning no names...*Cough-Nads-Cough-Papya-Cough* they will sign up wiv a diff name. Either that or someone with a name of:

'Giant Fat Abe Ass licks Munchs......'

Im sure you can use your imaginations for the rest.

Will sign on and be real abusive...

[Xavier]

yup evrybody can sign so many times he wants...
so maybe someone will sing in to have more attention or something else

[mitsur]

It would'nt be fair to us!I mean member 1K to get a bunch of stuff and we don't

[The Shrink]

Yeah, unfair!! But a big hooray for the forums being successful enough to have 1000 members would be great! Just so long as one of you guys doesn't be a bastard and sign in again to be the 1000th member just to be funny!

[Majic]

Dude, I think Doug was not being serious about that stuff guys... And I find it very amusing, hehehe. Seriously.

[SeaRex]

Chances are the 1000th member won't even stay very long anyway...

[munchman]

Originally posted by SeaRex
Chances are the 1000th member won't even stay very long anyway...

true

[Xavier]

yup that's right...
he maybe wouldn't notice it

[dark_xinos]

where up in 995.

[Doug]

Originally posted by Xavier
yup that's right...
he maybe wouldn't notice it

Of course he/she wouldn't. It would have no significance whatsoever unless we break out the noisemakers, streamers, cake, and ice cream and make a big deal out of it.

But it looks like you're all a bunch of party-poopers, so just forget about it.

[Whistling kettle]

Originally posted by Doug
so just forget about it.

Great!

[Wolfpac]

Easy.
We will just refere to him/her as 1000th for the rest of their life on the Oddworld Forums. The 1000th member may be Lorne Lanning himself but no matter who he/she is, the 1000th member will forever be known as 1000th

[dark_xinos]

997... getting close

[munchman]

1,000 peeps wow he/she is here, what should we do
he/she has never posted yet

[Doug]

Originally posted by munchman
1,000 peeps wow he/she is here

*throws confetti, blows noisemaker, puts on stupid hat*

Welcome, Member 1K !!!!!!

*drinks beer, drinks another beer, drincks snother beer, dkrjinks jus one mor beier, OK jes on moore, falls on floor sh*tfaced, sleeps it off*

[Steve]

This is a milestone in the forums history. *trips over doug*.

[Al the Vykker]

We are lucky, i guess, half the members don't even post once.

[Cool Paramite]

MORE than half. Just check the memberlist, and sort on post numbers.

[dark_xinos]

um... who is member 1000?