Un-Amused, a tradgedy has happened to out dear friend...

Jacob · #1 04-04-2002, 01:52 PM

I found out today from Oryon who knew him, Un-Amused died in a brutal accident at a Circus. I have been told he was patting the Elephants and helping the Circus people clean them, and one sat on him. Devouring his entire body with its anus. He died 5 minuits afterwards, most likely from the smell. The Doctors had supposedly tried to help him by feeding the Elephant baked beans...this only made the smell for Un-Amused worse and half of his body was melted away when he came out. The bean ridden gas had, had a horrific effect on his matabalism and he had been slowly eaten away by the stench.I would just like every one, I don't care what religion you are to pray for our dear friend.

Sincerely Jacob

Cool Paramite · #2 04-04-2002, 02:42 PM

NOT funny!

1. We know that YOU are Un-Amused.

2. This kind of yoke is sick. (not that anyone would believe it.)

Did you find it really nesecary to repeat the Mudokon Hawker stuff in this way?

Fazerina · #3 04-04-2002, 03:00 PM

Our dear friend, sure...

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Originally posted by Cool Paramite
NOT funny!

1. We know that YOU are Un-Amused.

2. This kind of yoke is sick. (not that anyone would believe it.)

Did you find it really nesecary to repeat the Mudokon Hawker stuff in this way?

Yes, I don't think any one would believe this, but I don't think he expected it, either. I'm quite sure he also thinks that these idiots that fake their own deaths on the forums are really annoying and this was his way to show it.

dark_xinos · #4 04-04-2002, 03:21 PM

"NO COMENT"

(I hope you can figure out what i mean...)

***Xavier*** · #5 04-04-2002, 03:54 PM

One more time...

(remember the old single of Daft Punk)

***Wil*** · #6 04-04-2002, 04:05 PM

Besides, baken beans wouldn't make the odour worse, since they produce hydrogen gas, which tends not to smell.

Jacob · #7 04-04-2002, 04:59 PM

I find it nasty that you would think such a thing. Un-Amused was a great fellow and although i didn't know him that well i find it insulting you would say he had multiple accounts, me being one of them!! It just goes to show you have no respect for the dead...or presumably dead.
You lot are heartless, damn you all!! etc etc

Sincerely Jacob

Danny · #8 04-04-2002, 05:17 PM

What's the matter with you all? Have you no sense of humour? It was sick when whoever-it-was did it seriously, but it is so obvious that this is a joke... Am I the only one who finds it in the least bit amusing? Lighten up, all of you...

Melvin:squeeking paramite · #9 04-04-2002, 05:18 PM

*laughs* Hilarious... Mmm, sarcastic parody of other... er, morons on the forums... You weren't supposed to make me laugh, damn you!

Oh... *ahem* Sorry... I feel so sad for poor Un-amused.. We never really got to know him... An untimely death, hmm? Hopefully his family and friends can get over it...

(btw... Why are you all so stiff and easily offended? You really think Chris did this seriously? It's a parody of people who fake death on the forums... Durhay)

Fazerina · #10 04-04-2002, 06:21 PM

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Originally posted by Danny
but it is so obvious that this is a joke... Lighten up, all of you...

Exactly.

Gluk Schmuck · #11 04-04-2002, 06:54 PM

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Originally posted by Danny
Am I the only one who finds it in the least bit amusing?

You should be the opposite of amused because of the great tragedy. In fact, you should be Un-Amused!
I'm surprised at your tacllessness, Dan!

Steve · #12 04-04-2002, 07:23 PM

he died the way he lived, with a terrible smell. *sniff*

Majic · #13 04-04-2002, 08:19 PM

O my god Jacob, you post soemthing I actualy laugh my face off at.... I feel so sorry for Un-Amused, such a tragic death... *sob*

Joe the Intern · #14 04-04-2002, 08:32 PM

Hahaha! Jacob, that was very amusing. You guys should do as Dan says. Bravo, Jacob!

Al the Vykker · #15 04-04-2002, 09:04 PM

That is funny Jacob acting like a little twelve year old, very mature to think death is a funny thing. good for you.
I see you found a way to get posts.:rolleyeyes:

DarkHoodness · #16 04-04-2002, 09:18 PM

Sheesh, and I thought *I* took things too seriously! Even I found this ammusing. Whats wrong with some of you people?

Though Chris has a point. People faking their deaths is getting really silly now. You know, it's like crying wolf - When someone on here actually dies, no-one will belive it.
- DH

Melvin:squeeking paramite · #17 04-04-2002, 09:22 PM

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Originally posted by Al the Vykker
That is funny Jacob acting like a little twelve year old, very mature to think death is a funny thing. good for you.
I see you found a way to get posts.:rolleyeyes:

Uh huh... You missed the point of this post didn't you? And you don't understand the humor, right? *sighs*

People, try to lighten up and understand what Chris' point is.. Not only is is funny, sarcastic and intelligent but he also has a good point. Ugh.

Doug · #18 04-04-2002, 10:01 PM

There is absolutely nothing funny about this. Everyone knows that elephants are very sensitive animals and would not want to be associated with such tawdry bathroom humor. Also, baked beans used to be one of my favorite foods, and now I'm not sure I'll ever be able to eat them again.

While I am at it, I want everyone to know that I am dead, too.

Melvin:squeeking paramite · #19 04-04-2002, 10:07 PM

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Originally posted by Doug
There is absolutely nothing funny about this. Everyone knows that elephants are very sensitive animals and would not want to be associated with such tawdry bathroom humor. Also, baked beans used to be one of my favorite foods, and now I'm not sure I'll ever be able to eat them again.

Now, now... I have lived with the elephants for quite some time now, and I have gotten inside their heads.. I understand all (about elephants, that is)... They are quite easily amused, you see, and they would find this incredibly funny... Research a bit more, Doug

I have an elephant named Norman. Norman the elephant.

As for me, it wasn't the bathroom humor that was funny... Just the sarcasm, dark humor and how it parodies, er, those people... I still commend Chris...

Majic · #20 04-04-2002, 10:26 PM

Hm, you've never told me about Norman, hm... Is he cool? Does he fly? N/m then...

Dequibenzo · #21 04-04-2002, 10:41 PM

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Originally posted by Melvin:squeeking paramite
I have lived with the elephants for quite some time now, and I have gotten inside their heads..

Eww, how, with an ice cream scoop or something? I would think that would smell even more than the rectum.

Yeah, people, lighten up. It's a funny post.

Al the Vykker · #22 04-05-2002, 12:15 AM

The whole reason I say that this is not funny is it completely mocks my topic atleast trying to give Gabbit sympathy. And pointers since you believe everyone needs perfect, grammer Jacob. Why don't you change out to our.

paramiteabe · #23 04-05-2002, 03:05 AM

You know all of this stuff about fakeing your death is sick minded and very 5 year old like. Death is not a funny matter. You never know you can die tomarrow or in a few minutes.

And how would you like if you found out you are going to die? Well then I guess the big joke about death will be on you ha?

Haha very funny! What ever! And also I think it's very sad just to see people joke about death. It just makes me sick!

The Shrink · #24 04-05-2002, 03:22 AM

It was crap and IMMATURE! (Reminds me of that topic on burping and farting in Oddworld games. You "immature" hibicrit Jacob!)

Statikk HDM · #25 04-05-2002, 03:42 AM

Jesus H Christ! Did you even read the post? It was pretty damn funny! so shove off, no one forced you to read this. topic Also, since most of you people probably feel you have built in bullshit detectors, why didn't you just go" Hmm a topic about dead forumers. Another one? For crying out loud,I won't even bother to read this" But nope you came here to bitch.

Teal · #26 04-05-2002, 08:55 AM

*sniggers*

Steve · #27 04-05-2002, 10:54 AM

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Originally posted by Statikk HDM
Jesus H Christ! did You even read the post?

Did jesus's middle name start with an H?

MunchOnThis · #28 04-05-2002, 12:38 PM

Come on everyone lighten up!!!! I didn't think this funny at first, but now I kinda find it amusing...*giggles* It was just a joke guys.

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Though Chris has a point. People faking their deaths is getting really silly now. You know, it's like crying wolf - When someone on here actually dies, no-one will belive it.

I agree with DH, Jacob has a point. It is getting very stupid that members bother even faking their own deaths just for attention and so forth etc.

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I find it nasty that you would think such a thing. Un-Amused was a great fellow and although i didn't know him that well i find it insulting you would say he had multiple accounts, me being one of them!! It just goes to show you have no respect for the dead...or presumably dead.

Though I *sniff* never knew the guy well......I still pay me rescepts.

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Jesus H Christ! did You even read the post? It was pretty damn funny! so shove off, no one forced you to read this. ? also, since most of you people probably felel you have built in bullshit detectors, why didn't you just go" Hmm a topic about dead forumers. another one? For crying out loud, i won't even bother to read this" But nope you came here to bitch.

That's true indeed. People should lighten up a bit. It was just a joke. I think I should ignore the post I first made in this topic then......*whistles*

Danny · #29 04-05-2002, 11:02 PM

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Originally posted by Al the Vykker
The whole reason I say that this is not funny is it completely mocks my topic atleast trying to give Gabbit sympathy.

Why do you want to give him sympathy? That tosspot faked his own death just to get attention...

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Originally posted by steve
Did jesus's middle name start with an H?

It's Henry, didn't you know?

munchman · #30 04-08-2002, 09:51 PM

i just saw Un-Amused on the forums, i saw a ghost