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Statikk HDM · #1 04-01-2002, 04:51 PM

I have been noticing a lot of crazy talk about the occult here, and my advice is this: Stay Away! Well, you know how it goes a little dbabble here and there and then all of a suddewn you are a hardcore satanist/magick fruitcake etcetera. For example, my cuz and I got into the whole collectible card game thing, and we have blown litterally hundreds, if not thousands of dollars on merchandise. My cousin spends more than me but that's not the point. All of a sudden, people are talking about demon summuning and that shit is not right, you hear! ----It will be a long time before I finish the multitude of misssions that i have to establish So light the spliff ignite the wick and if you ain't down, BULLSHIT!!--- Zach de La Rocca and Cypress Hill

Jacob · #2 04-01-2002, 05:10 PM

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a hardcore satanist

Since when did dabbling with Wicca turn you into a Satanist?

Oh, and if they want to go around summoning Demons...let them (It might be the only way to qwell most of the under 13's!! So hush!!)

Statikk HDM · #3 04-01-2002, 06:30 PM

Hey, dumbfukk, thinngs snowball. for example, my dad used to always complain of a slight pain in his leg. now he has a titanium hip and a rod in his femur. Oh yeah, everybody, screw around with dark forces and nothiing bad will ever happen. Yeah, right, man. Wake up. How do you think all sorts of these satanists and witches got started out? By killing cats and drinkin' the cat's blood? Nah, they just tried to "quell" their curiosity and now they are messed up. Kind of like my bank account after i got into collectible card games.

Gluk Schmuck · #4 04-01-2002, 06:39 PM

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Originally posted by Statikk HDM
1. Well, you know how it goes a little dbabble here and there and then all of a suddewn you are a hardcore satanist/magick fruitcake etcetera.

2. For example, my cuz and I got into the whole collectible card game thing, and we have blown litterally hundreds, if not thousands of dollars on merchandise.

3. All of a sudden, people are talking about demon summuning and that shit is not right, you hear!

4. It will be a long time before I finish the multitude of misssions that i have to establish So light the spliff ignite the wick and if you ain't down, BULLSHIT!!--- Zach de La Rocca and Cypress Hill

1. Is that any worse than being a hardcore fruitcake belonging to another religion?

2. What collectable cards? By satanic/magick fruitcace did you mean Pokémon fan?

3. Heaven forbid people talking about things!

4. There's only one word for that - surreal.

Jacob · #5 04-01-2002, 07:04 PM

1) Dont call me 'Dumb fukk'.
2) I aint.
3) Wicca and Satanism are completly different.
4) Things wont get worse if you have a good understanding of things.
5) Legs and Religion are completly different.
6) You thicker than me...

Nuff sed.

Rat · #6 04-01-2002, 07:09 PM

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Originally posted by Jacob

Since when did dabbling with Wicca turn you into a Satanist?

Oh, and if they want to go around summoning Demons...let them (It might be the only way to qwell most of the under 13's!! So hush!!)

hey i do that! truthfuly i need to get that unsumoning spell down, last time i screwed up and had a big hole to hell in my back yard, dude....it sucked!

Jacob · #7 04-01-2002, 07:30 PM

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last time i screwed up and had a big hole to hell in my back yard, dude....it sucked!

1) U cant get a big hole to Hell u freak.
2) Ur too young to even have that much experience.
3) Why dint u jump in!?

Statikk HDM · #8 04-01-2002, 08:08 PM

Jump into hell? WTF. Who would want to jump into hell. I think rat was joking

Statikk HDM · #9 04-01-2002, 08:11 PM

I just meant that if you start something it is hard to stop. Since i got into CCG's I have spent loads of cassh on them. You say to yourself, a hundred dollars for all of this, well just once... you buy the merchandise and then you want more. I meant that a person getting into magick would go "Oh, i won't get to "into" it but really go all satan/witchy/Shirley Maclaine. Dig?

Danny · #10 04-01-2002, 08:53 PM

Since when has Wicca been "Dark Forces"?

Jacob · #11 04-01-2002, 08:55 PM

No...u see...people with sense dont spend 100's of £'s/$'s on rubbishy things. They get stuff off the net, like i do. And use the resources they have to the best of their ability. Stadikk, u shunt even be talking about such stuff, u obviously have no understanding of it whatsoever. And its upto the peeps wiv what they do with their munni...

Statikk HDM · #12 04-01-2002, 09:24 PM

First of all, spell my name right if you are going to rank on me:It is STATIKK!!!! And what stuff do you buy on the 'net a bunch of lowgrade poseur magick kits... Step off you perv before i get whicked on your pansy pagan ass!!! If you like Satan so much, Follow your own advice and pluge your smacktalkin' fool ass into Hell.

Danny · #13 04-01-2002, 09:29 PM

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Originally posted by Statikk HDM
First of all, spell my name right if you are going to rank on me:It is STATIKK!!!! And what stuff do you buy on the 'net a bunch of lowgrade poseur magick kits... Step off you perv before i get whicked on your pansy pagan ass!!! If you like Satan so much, Follow your own advice and pluge your smacktalkin' fool ass into Hell.

Statikk, calm down! We don't want any fights here, and that was totally unprovoked! If people are going to argue (and I for one do not propose that we stop), then at least do it civilly, without simply hurling insults at each other...

Jacob · #14 04-01-2002, 10:38 PM

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(1)First of all, spell my name right if you are going to rank on me:It is STATIKK!!!!(2) And what stuff do you buy on the 'net a bunch of lowgrade poseur magick kits... (3)Step off you perv before i get whicked on your pansy pagan ass!!!(4) If you like Satan so much, Follow your own advice and pluge your smacktalkin' fool ass into Hell.

Not that i want to argue or anything but still...thought id have at least a few decent comebacks. Ahem:

(1) - Ok...STATIKK, i do apologise, but i dont pay attention to how i spell the names of people who are beneathe me.
(2) - If its a load of 'loadgrade poseur magick kits' than why are you telling people to beware. Im sure your mighty Pokémon cards are alot worse than some candles etc.
(3) - I believe i speak for everyone when i say...LOL, O-M-D-L-o-A!! Ok...i am stepping off...i would not like to get 'whicked' by a slamming homie such as yourself.
(4) - Lucifer is my father...i dont need to plunge my 'smacktalkin' fool ass' into Hell...he gets custody over me on the weekends.

Peace out me nigga.

Statikk HDM · #15 04-01-2002, 10:55 PM

You queer little ****er. And by the way "allmighty lord of the underworld" (cough, he's a queer pussy, cough) I never played pokemon, so go get stuffed by satan, yah disgrace to humankind.

Jacob · #16 04-02-2002, 12:07 AM

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(1)You queer little ****er. And by the way (2)"allmighty lord of the underworld" (cough, he's a queer (3)pussy, cough) (4)I never played pokemon, (5)so go get stuffed by satan, (6)yah disgrace to humankind.

(1) - Actually...i'm most likely bisexual. Also...im not 'Little'.
(2) - I aint the "allmighty lord of the underworld" my father is.
(3) - I do not believe my father is a Vagina or Vulva or any other female reproductive organ. I merely believe he is a mis-understood fellow who currently resides in Hell.
(4) - I never said you did. I said you may have some...never said you played with them.
(5) - Whats wrong with you? Are you into that incest crap? Satan, Lucifer, 'The' Devil is my father...i dont believe he will be 'Stuffing' me...although, there is this cute sin-filled Priest down there...i think he has the hots for me.
(6) - Really? I was merely trying to be patronising and sarcastic...wow...triple whammy.

So me nigga. I iz off for some babylon sight seeing and gonna see if i can git some...innit. So i will see ya later bro. Stay chilled. Wicked.

(Oh...and also...in the words of Mr Shadwell in 'Good Omens' Ahem: "Ye great southern pillock" Although you definatly are not great...and you may not be southern...but you sure are a pillock.)

Danny · #17 04-02-2002, 12:19 AM

Leave it, Chris, he isn't worth it... Still, it's good to see you getting into Good Omens...

Sydney · #18 04-02-2002, 07:29 AM

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Originally posted by Statikk HDM
You queer little ****er. And by the way "allmighty lord of the underworld" (cough, he's a queer pussy, cough) I never played pokemon, so go get stuffed by satan, yah disgrace to humankind.

Statikk, how dare you use that language and abuse here. The world has enough religious intolerance in it without you adding some more.

You owe Jacob an apology.

MunchOnThis · #19 04-02-2002, 07:41 AM

I agree with Sydney, Statikk should say sorry to Jacob.That was pretty harsh of Statikk.

Statikk HDM · #20 04-02-2002, 12:52 PM

S orry to Jacob,the one who is above me in his own words.

Gluk Schmuck · #21 04-02-2002, 01:09 PM

Thank you, Statikk (*checks that he spelt it right*) I haven't laughed that much for a long time!

I'm not laughing at you, I'm simply laughing at your abuse of the American (okay, Dylan - American English) language and its many euphamisms!

Statikk HDM · #22 04-02-2002, 02:58 PM

Gluk, how did I abuse the english language/ and by the way, i ain't apologising to that grese snake until he takes back the great southern pillock thing and all of the stupid shit he said. So jacob, stop with the faux apologies, you dishonest hellbound miscreant. If you aren't nice to me i won't be nice to you.

Jacob · #23 04-02-2002, 03:47 PM

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S orry to Jacob,the one who is above me in his own words.

Indeed.

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Gluk, how did I abuse the english language/ (1)and by the way, i ain't apologising to that grese snake until he takes back the great southern pillock thing and all of the(2) stupid shit he said. (3)So jacob, stop with the faux apologies, (4)you dishonest (5)hellbound miscreant. (6)If you aren't nice to me i won't be nice to you.

(1) - I believe the 1st quote was, indeed, u apologising. Dont contradict yourself...u make urself sound stupid...er.
(2) - I wasn't going on about peoples legs and connecting them with religion...saying that Wicca, a innocent religion can be turned into Satanism.
(3) - I wasn't apologising falsely...
(4) - I am not dis-honest...i tell the truth. Its the people who dont like the truth that consider it dis-honest.
(5) - Hellbound on the weekends.
(6) - U were never nice to me.

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I haven't laughed that much for a long time!

I haven't laughed so much at one person before.

Disgruntled Intern · #24 04-02-2002, 05:31 PM

I'm surprised more people haven't made brought up the fact that most religions are very similar to "the occult"...but oh well.

Statikk..just settle down..jeeze, you're starting to sound like Pinky..more than usual anyway..
Statikk, tell me..is Harry Potter evil too?

you made the comment that your cousin spent a lot of money on Magic cards and memorabilia..if it's something he enjoys, let him enjoy it!
some people spend thousands of dollars gambling...is that also related to the devil some how?

Gluk Schmuck · #25 04-02-2002, 06:57 PM

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Originally posted by Disgruntled Intern
I'm surprised more people haven't made brought up the fact that most religions are very similar to "the occult"...but oh well.

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oc·cult
adj.
1. Of, relating to, or dealing with supernatural influences, agencies, or phenomena.
2. Beyond the realm of human comprehension; inscrutable.

1. This is in Christianity and, I think, in most other religions.
2. I can't comprehend how a God could exist.

I don't think religions are similar to the occult, I think they're the same thing.

Danny · #26 04-02-2002, 07:32 PM

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Originally posted by Gluk Schmuck
I don't think religions are similar to the occult, I think they're the same thing.

Although I can see where you're coming from, I have to disagree with you there. Whereas Religions and the Occult concern similar things, like Magic and the Supernatural, Religions tend to be organised, and have moral codes and rules dictating how their followers should behave. The Occult, on the other hand, is a much more vague term, encompassing various supernatural phenomena. It would be fair to say that Religions involve the Occult, but they are not the same thing, any more than Pizzas and Cheese are the same thing...

Statikk HDM · #27 04-05-2002, 12:02 AM

Jacob, why are you such an ass to me? Satan ain't cool. He is a failure. Don't worship the created, worship the creator.

Sl'askia · #28 04-05-2002, 12:10 AM

He is just doing it to rile you Statikk. Besides...why are you so against people believing differently then you religion wise? It's their business...not yours.

Statikk HDM · #29 04-05-2002, 12:14 AM

Man, that is not the issue. I don't care if he screws goats, conjuers demons, lusts after Maury Povich, whatever. What I don't like is him always dissing me.And satan is a loser. check out my sig. A band called Bionic Jive for TRIUMPHANT CHRIST'S Sake shot him.

Sl'askia · #30 04-05-2002, 12:26 AM

If you don't like someone picking on you...just ignore them. Don't give them the satisfation of knowing they upset you.

Oh boy...here I go being a counsilor again...