So how do you feel???

[Wolfpac]

Alternate title: Most uselessly occupying thing to do on the Oddworld Forums, ever.

http://www.mstcorporation.com/

What we have here is an engine that analyses text and then attempts to break down the emotions portrayed in it

[munchman]

im -29.41 cheerful [sences=]
fun im going to try it again

[Wil]

I put in:

Yes! I finally did it! Hooray! After all that time I had spent whitling away the hours, straining my fingers and my eyesight and depriving myself of much-needed sleep I reached Level 2 of Space Invaders. Mum'll be so proud!!

And it came up with:

102.56 excited [senses=color:red, sound:loud, smellther, taste:bitter, touch:rough]
25.64 exhausted [senses=]

Which is pretty impressive. I'll try again - here we go...

So there I was, alone in the pub, when all of a sudden this piece of road walks in a plonks himself down at the bar. Out comes the bartender and asks him: "Would you like something to drink, sir?" and it says to him: "No - I'm dry!!!!!!!"

20.83 blue [senses=]
20.83 cheerful [senses=]
20.83 curious [senses=]
20.83 depressed [senses=]
20.83 excited [senses=color:red, sound:loud, smellther, taste:bitter, touch:rough]
20.83 isolated [senses=]
20.83 lonely [senses=]
20.83 melancholy [senses=]
20.83 puzzled [senses=]
20.83 sad [senses=color:blue, sound:silence, smell:n/a, taste:bitter, touch:cold]

Oh dear.

Just you wait till your father comes home, he'll give you something to talk about, you snivelling rat!! If he ever has anything to be mad about it'll be this. Just look at it! All over the shag carpet!

78.95 excited [senses=color:red, sound:loud, smellther, taste:bitter, touch:rough]
26.32 concentrating [senses=]
26.32 distraught [senses=]
26.32 angry [senses=color:red, sound:loud, smellther, taste:sour, touch:rough]
26.32 foolish [senses=]
26.32 frantic [senses=]
26.32 idiotic [senses=]

Yay! My faith is restored!

[abe22]

I typed this:

Everybody had a mocking bird...
Everybodies mocking bird died...
Then their parents would bury it in the backyard...
Then one day the mocking bird would be dug up by a stupid dog...
The smell would smell bad...
The dog would end up eating the mocking bird..
And it would make the child cry...
The dog would be put down for killing the mocking bird...
Then they would get a cat..
The cat would die...
Mum said it was sleeping...
She lied, She lied...
Then they would get a bird...
The bird would be dumb...
And the child would kill it...
Then they would buy another mocking bird...
The same thing would happen...
The mocking bird died..
The dog dug it up...
The dog got put down...
They got a cat...
The cat died..
Remember mother lied..
They bought a bird..
Remember the bird was dumb...
And the child killed the bird...
Then the process happened again and again and again and again.......again...................again

And it came up like this:

22.06 aggressive [senses=]
22.06 innocent [senses=]
7.35 depressed [senses=]
7.35 blue [senses=]
7.35 melancholy [senses=]
7.35 sad [senses=color:blue, sound:silence, smell:n/a, taste:bitter, touch:cold]
7.35 stupid [senses=]

[Majic]

Hey, I actualy see use in this. TO see how you individualy write and detect styles and things, like morbidity and hapiness..... SOunds resonable enough...

[abe22]

Hay I hade a great idea so I copyed and pasted this into that box:

I like monkeys.
The pet store was selling them for five cents apiece.
I thought this was odd since they are normally a couple thousand apiece.
I decided to buy 200 of them.
I like monkeys.
I took my 200 monkeys home.
I have a big car.
I let one of them drive.
His name was Sigmund.
He was retarded.
In fact, none of them were really bright.
They kept punching themselves in the genitals.
I laughed.
They punched me in the genitals.
I stopped laughing.
When I got home, I herded them into my room.
They didn't adapt very well to theirnew environment.
They would screech and hurl themselves off the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall.
Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into it's third hour.
Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive: they all died.
No apparent reason. They all just sort of dropped dead.
Kinda like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later.
God
dagnabbit
cheap
monkeys.
I didn't know what to do.
There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room on the bed,
in the dresser,
hanging from my bookcase.
It looked like I had 200 throw rugs.
I tried to flush one down the toilet.
It didn't work.
It got stuck.
Then I had one dead, wet monkey and one hundred
ninety-nine dead, dry monkeys.
I tried to pretend that they were just stuffed animals.
That worked for awhile,
that is, until they began to decompose.
It started to smell real bad.
I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in my toilet and I didn't want to call a plumber.
I was embarrassed.
I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them.
Unfortuantely there was only enough room for two at a time, so I had to change them every 30 seconds.
I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't go bad.
I tried to burn them,
but little did I know that my bed was flammable.
I had to extinguish the fire.
Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet,
two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer,
and one hundred ninety-seven dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed,
and The odor wasn't improving.
I became agitated at my inability to dispose of the dead monkeys and I really had to use the bathroom.
So I went and severely beat one of the monkeys.
I felt better.
I tried throwing them away,
but the garbage man said the city was not allowed to dispose primates.
I told him I had a wet one.
He couldn't take it either.
I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones.
I finally arrived at a solution:
I gave them out as Christmas gifts.
My friends didn't quite know what to say.
They pretended to like them, but I could tell they were lying.
Ingrates.
So I punched them in the genitals.
God, I like monkeys.

My Fried wrote that! And it came out like this:

5.01 evil [senses=]
4.10 exhausted [senses=]
3.19 cheerful [senses=]
1.82 sad [senses=color:blue, sound:silence, smell:n/a, taste:bitter, touch:cold]
0.91 blue [senses=]
0.91 curious [senses=]
0.91 melancholy [senses=]
0.91 mischievous [senses=]
0.91 depressed [senses=]
0.46 betrayed [senses=]
0.46 anxious [senses=]
0.46 happy [senses=color:yellow, sound:loud, smell:fresh air, taste:sweet, touch:warm]
0.46 bored [senses=]
0.46 determined [senses=]
0.46 miserable [senses=]
0.46 nervous [senses=]
0.46 rage [senses=]
0.46 distraught [senses=]
-0.46 charmed [senses=]
-0.46 annoyed [senses=]
-0.46 exasperated [senses=]
-0.91 disturbed [senses=]

[Joe the Intern]

Oooh! Nifty! Here's what I put.

I've got no reason for living. I feel so alone. So isolated. There is one way I can get back at them. Revenge is the sweetest fruit. Yes! They will taste my bitter wrath on their tongues, and feel my rage against their skin! Haha! I know of but one way I can carry this plan out successfully. I will sneek in at night, then I will tape pillows over their heads and leave without a trace of evidence! Mwahaha!

63.29 excited [senses=color:red, sound:loud, smell: other, taste:bitter, touch:rough]
37.97 isolated [senses=]
37.97 lonely [senses=]
25.32 rage [senses=]
12.66 painful [senses=]
12.66 angry [senses=color:red, sound:loud, smell: other, taste:sour, touch:rough]
12.66 spiteful [senses=]

[MudokonOddball]

I stated my own emotions in this narrative, and it extrapolated some strange feelings out of it. BE WARNED! My story is quite touching....


I am quite happy. Then I died. Now I am very sad. I am also thoroughly confused. Now I'm ecstatic, because I'm in heaven. I dry for joy because I see my grandmother. I am still confused, but I don't care anymore. I'm happy again.

Extracted Emotions: (eeww!!!)
==================
68.18 cheerful [senses=]
68.18 happy [senses=color:yellow, sound:loud, smell:fresh air, taste:sweet, touch:warm]
45.45 contented [senses=]
45.45 confused [senses=]
45.45 puzzled [senses=]
45.45 sad [senses=color:blue, sound:silence, smell:n/a, taste:bitter, touch:cold]
22.73 depressed [senses=]
22.73 evil [senses=]
22.73 blissful [senses=]
22.73 melancholy [senses=]
22.73 peaceful [senses=]
22.73 blue [senses=]
22.73 bored [senses=]
-22.73 concern [senses=]
-45.45 worry [senses=]

[Danny]

Hmm. In his first post here, Wolfpac was apparently feeling:

29.41 blue [senses=]
29.41 depressed [senses=]
29.41 melancholy [senses=]
29.41 sad [senses=color:blue, sound:silence, smell:n/a, taste:bitter, touch:cold]

Is this true?

Apparently, when David (Majic Abe) posted, he was feeling:

41.67 cheerful [senses=]

Not much emotion there, was there...