Have you done expiriments??!!!

mitsur · #1 03-12-2002, 12:47 AM

I made one today!It was some stuff that coated your finger in liqud-soap!

Majic · #2 03-12-2002, 12:56 AM

What? You made something that coated your hand in liquid soap? Im impressed. I did an expirement,it turns out the human calf bone can only hold 52,000 pieces of macaronni before it caves in. And it takes 57 bites corn-on-the-cob style to chew through a pencil. And you should learn the secrets behind those chopping people in half tricks before you ask an audiance member to volunteer, I ruined a perfectly good shirt........ Yes, I do lots of expirements, wanna be my next test subject?

EDIT: O yes, the terms of agreement-

I will not hold David reponsible for any mishaps during the expirement, I will not be afraid to be shown dying (oops, I mean doing the expirement) on public TV, and if I die I will volunteer my organs to David for further expirements. Further more, if I live through, I promise to live the rest of my life as a monk, being forced to sleep with a 867 Lb chunky chippmunk. If any dismemberment occurs, rabid dogs fall in love with, extra tenticles etc are grown, or the rabid dogs attempt rape to me, all medical bills are help accountalbe by insurance and myself, and a new tetanus shot will need to be taken no matter what, as a side-effect of most expirements is rusty teeth. And once more, just for delight, David will not be help responsible for anything.

(sign your name)

And PS, you get no pay......(you probably would never get to collect, anyhow)

Capri Ream · #3 03-12-2002, 02:22 AM

I did an experiment. How many idiots does it take to skrew in a light bulb? I used the men in my family. The light bulb is still sitting on the table waiting for them to "get around to it".

paramiteabe · #4 03-12-2002, 02:42 AM

Well a while back my science teacher did this cool expierment. He lit a paper towel on fire by just throwing water on the towel. Odd aint it?

abe22 · #5 03-12-2002, 03:00 AM

I have done experiments before but I won't touch matches noway. I'm scared of fire. A while ago my science teacher lit some paper in a bottle and put an egg on top and the egg exploded. We made goo too which burnt and released smoke when it got really wet it was cool. And the colour of the smoke depended on what colour the goo was. Mine was purple and it released purple smoke it was rad!

Gluk Schmuck · #6 03-12-2002, 01:54 PM

When I was iccle, I melted baloons full of water. Well, actually, the baloons never melted when I held the candle under them. Interesting...

Whistling kettle · #7 03-12-2002, 02:24 PM

We must do with maths an experiment about throwing a drawing pin. On wich side it lands. BORING! (It is fun but a bit boring....).

Alector · #8 03-12-2002, 04:24 PM

All my experiments happened in our science-room:

My science teacher wanted that I make soap out once. I just made a sticky substance that I could stretch till china! LOL

I made salt out of water, but the class exploded because it was simply too hot for it.

The best experiment was my self-burned alcohol. I made booze! But my classmates couldn't drink it because it was too strong! mwahahaa

Danny · #9 03-12-2002, 07:56 PM

*sings*

"I did experiments with substances, but all it did was make me ill..." ~ Pulp, "Glory Days"

Does anyone else find the phrase "experimenting with substances" slightly amusing, when used as a euphemism for drug-taking? Sorry, off-topic...

mitsur · #10 03-13-2002, 01:02 PM

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Originally posted by Alector
All my experiments happened in our science-room:

My science teacher wanted that I make soap out once. I just made a sticky substance that I could stretch till china! LOL

I made salt out of water, but the class exploded because it was simply too hot for it.

The best experiment was my self-burned alcohol. I made booze! But my classmates couldn't drink it because it was too strong! mwahahaa

Cool Paramite · #11 03-13-2002, 01:44 PM

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Originally posted by Whistling kettle
We must do with maths an experiment about throwing a drawing pin. On wich side it lands. BORING! (It is fun but a bit boring....).

So THAT's "punaise" in English..... good to know.

dark_xinos · #12 03-13-2002, 03:39 PM

I once sprayed "deoderant" over my hole hand and lit it! I flamed a few secounds and it got to be very hot! LOL!

Alector · #13 03-13-2002, 04:44 PM

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Originally posted by dark_xinos
I once sprayed "deoderant" over my hole hand and lit it! I flamed a few secounds and it got to be very hot! LOL!

My brother does that with gas all the time. He once farted into the flame...I think you know what happens when someone does this *holds her nose*

Un-Amused · #14 03-13-2002, 06:20 PM

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I once sprayed "deoderant" over my hole hand and lit it! I flamed a few secounds and it got to be very hot! LOL!

Daddy can do that...but he makes a ball of flame appear in his hands magickly...and then he blows it...and it like flares out...t'is useful in big brawls