Hey all

[Disgruntled Intern]

Meh, new kastere is funny.

"I graduated high school so now I am an adult. I have no time for pettiness or bullshit."

I think he's forgotten where he is. For fucks sake, this is the kid who suckered half the forum with his lame "I'm dead, lol" bullshit, and then popped back in to blame it in on his friends 13 year old sister.

But yeah, he's the smart one. I will suck his cock of truth now.

[Mac Sirloin]

Hardly. I'm just of the opinion that having a 'real' argument over Anime or people who like it is fucking stupid. If I had a list of stuff that I can honestly say I'm above, it's that, but arguing is totally relative for me, so I can jump back on it on a dime. Graduating has nothing to do with it. I'm just that smug.

Anyway, I'm thoroughly offended that you referred to my bullshit shenanigans as 'Jordan-esque'. His are a guided tour through nonsense, mine is a roller coaster. One is more articulate, but the other is fun.

[Disgruntled Intern]

You're offended that I compared you to your friend?

Stop crying about everything. I get that you're smug, and I like it. I think it's funny and cute. But you're coming off more whiney than smug.

[Mac Sirloin]

I'm offended that you compared me to how he writes. Jordan is an immensely talented writer, but personally I don't really like it. It seems...congealed. Like, it should be broken up more. Fuck if I know.

It's not crying if I put swear words in it you beardtastrophe.

EDIT: And just to be clear, I was trying to be fair with my ass-crawling.

[Disgruntled Intern]

Yeah, right. So you cry about joe and I arguing about anime and nothing in particular, and now we can argue about the way jordan writes, yeah?

And what's up with constantly mentioning my beard, mr.rollercoaster?

[Wings of Fire]

I think he's jealous.

[Disgruntled Intern]

Can't say I blame him.

[Strike Witch]

This is all very silly.

[Mac Sirloin]

You're fucking right I'm jealous. I want a god damn beard.

You're fucking right this is silly. I was just being jocular the whole time anyway, I couldn't really give a fuck.

[crimsonxking]

Kiss him, you fool.

[Wings of Fire]

Oh for the days when I was the only person with unresolveds exual tension...

[Disgruntled Intern]

So grow one. All you have to do is stop shaving. If it doesn't fill in in certain places then just grow a combination of chops/stache/goatee/whatevz. A full beard is cool, but do what you can. A porn star stache would be cool on you with your missing tooth and big goofy grin. Or a van dyke.

[crimsonxking]

Oh for the days when I was the only person with unresolveds exual tension...

All this forum needs is some really bad slash fanfiction written about the people here.

Y/N?

[Wings of Fire]

Get OANST to write it, he's really good at fanfiction.

You should read his Stranger fic sometimes.

[crimsonxking]

Get OANST to write it, he's really good at fanfiction.

You should read his Stranger fic sometimes.

I specifically said BAD slash fanfiction. If it's good then nothing is gained. But there is no such thing as good slash fanfiction anyway.

[Sekto Springs]

Go read it before you correct Joe. Really, go read it.

[Disgruntled Intern]

Hush

[crimsonxking]

Slash fanfiction is erotic fanfiction by the way.

I use the term slash fanfiction because it makes me more special than you.

[Wings of Fire]

Yes yes we know what slashfiction is

We've all read OANST's after all.

Some of us thrice.

[Sekto Springs]

I actually can't find his Stranger one. But I also didn't look very hard.

[crimsonxking]

I found one he wrote about Munch.

If he has a slash fanfiction about Stranger, I really do have to read it. His Munch one was pretty funny from what I read of it.

[Alcar]

KibaNaru 4eva!!

Alcar...

[GABBITS OWN]

Figured I'd make an introduction thread since I am going to hang around here now. I joined awhile ago but was one of those members that never posted. I tried joining in on some conversations once or twice in the past year, but never stuck around.

I lurk this forum on and off though, and I always have. Figured since we're finally going to be getting new Oddworld after all these years, I'd join the forum proper.

Hey, and welcome back.

[OANST]

He sighed gently as he put his hooves over his shoulders, mounting him from behind. The ease with which this master of chief's anus accepts his throbbing member leads Stranger to believe that his lover must have used a lubricant of some kind before hand. Still, he felt a tensing of all the muscles in Chief's body as he makes his first thrust. Slowly he breathes into Chief's ear. "Am I hurting you"?

"Yes. But don't you dare stop", comes the grunting reply.

[King Oddy]

@GABBITS OWN: YOU NEVER KNEW HIM MAN, YOU WERN'T THERE!

[Wings of Fire]

OANST does not disappoint.

[crimsonxking]

I just came.

[OANST]

So that everyone understands, both of those things that I wrote were written with the express purpose of mocking people who write fanfics. Hell, I stole the beginning of the Munch one straight from OddworldIsTheBest's fanfic.

[crimsonxking]

So that everyone understands, both of those things that I wrote were written with the express purpose of mocking people who write fanfics. Hell, I stole the beginning of the Munch one straight from OddworldIsTheBest's fanfic.

Yeah, that's why it's so good.

[Ridg3]

Bitch stole copyright material! That shit's just not on.