Evolution of "Emo"
1. Typical Everyday Goth
2. Boy/Girlfriend ends it because they look hideous and they smell.
3. Dabbles in self harm to fill "empty void".
4. Still reeling from the break up, takes up an extra 2 showers a month (from the usual none) and adds extra face paint to hide the gargoyle face.
6. Starts listening to The Promise Ring because they talk about broken relationships and stuff.
7. Realises that showers are interfering with their drug use as the amount of time they are cleaning can be used for shooting up.
8. Writes shitty poetry about how fucked their life is to inspire newly forming emo's
9. Kills self.
*Cycle repeats*
Extracts from the book "Emo for Dummies"

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