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Today's art teaches us that being misogynistic, imbecilic, hypocrites is the way men are supposed to act. Women are to act as vapid tarts, or in your face, "extreme" bitches. It's all horribly degrading, and musically mediocre at best. And I'm not just talking about rap. This includes all popular forms of music.
I have it on my Facebook quotes list .
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Well, my ego is duly stroked.
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MUSIC/ART IS ENTIRELY TO BLAME

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Some girls are straight forward like that, which saves the hassle of dancing around the subject. In fact, I've gotten several girls this way.
No you haven't. Unless by "straight forward" you mean "drunk" or "tied up in my trunk".

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You should not pay anything a night. Nothing is more hurting for a man's ego than realizing that the only way he's going to have sex between now and a year is to pay for it.
I think if this is the situation presented to you, your ego is pretty much expendable. Now, Havoc, I could understand if your ego is more important to you than a year without sex.

Even I could tell Enchilado was joking with this one. Christ.

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There is something like a thrill of the hunt. The entire process that involves flirting with the girl, picking her up and working up to having sex with her is a thrill that many men seek (and subsequently the reason why so many men cheat).
Tiger boy talking about the thrill of the hunt.
The dating process is hardly a thrill. It's a pain in the ass. Any man smart enough to not get down on one knee for just any bimbo with plastic jugs will tell you that establishing a real relationship with someone who's worth your time is only a thousand times better than chasing tail around for months on end. Lying through your teeth and spending tons of money in the hope that you'll manage to coax her into your bedroom to provide your sorry ass with a few hours of pity sex, in my opinion, is a lot more pathetic.
As for your ego booster comments, you're a chauvinistic piece of shit. Go fuck a tiger.

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But... that doesn't work.
Because based on the comments you made above, you've clearly tried it.

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Lol. I love sex-based nicknames.
Yours would be "Tortellini"
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But... that doesn't work.
that's because tiger ≠ woman
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MUSIC/ART IS ENTIRELY TO BLAME

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Not what I meant. I don't believe that for a second. I think that art is influential, but ultimately it comes down to whether a parent has taken the time to help their child become a real human being, and not allow them to be a mirror for the clearly over exaggerated world of "pop".
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Havoc should release a guidebook on 'How to get Pussy', it'd be the best literary hoax ever.
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Havoc should release a guidebook on 'How to get Pussy'
Readers would be aghast to find that by "pussy" he actually meant tigers.
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I honestly think that we could be a little less hostile, and insulting towards Havoc. I mean, we could just try it out and see how it feels.

He isn't quite as bad as we like to make him out.
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Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.
If we were girls, we could get popular by doing anything:
rock band, jazz band,
karate, kendo, mahjong, cyborg, synchronized swimming...
On the other hand, high school boys are
useless outside battle and sports anime.
But they're recklessly trying to make a slice-of-life anime about us.
Ah, we are high school boys,
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Readers would be aghast to find that by "pussy" he actually meant tigers.
YOU DO NOT EXPLAIN THE JOKE
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YOU DO NOT EXPLAIN THE JOKE

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Oh wait, I didn't know Havoc's name was David.
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Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.
If we were girls, we could get popular by doing anything:
rock band, jazz band,
karate, kendo, mahjong, cyborg, synchronized swimming...
On the other hand, high school boys are
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But they're recklessly trying to make a slice-of-life anime about us.
Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.

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Gogo Oanst, ride your fucking unicorn.
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Yeah. A friend of mine is like that. She had sex with some random guy when she was thirteen, I was so shocked when I heard about it. I think it was he pressured her into it, but she didn't care. She went over to his house 'to help with his homework', so she probably knew what was going to happen when she got there, but nevertheless.
She's such a slut these days. It's really sad.


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Funny you don't at all even consider the man, judgmental bastard. always the girls who are the sluts huh.
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You don't fucking know her, shut the fuck up.
so, she is a slut because she sleeps with a lot of doods, amirite. so after dude number 1 (mentioned henceforth as King Dude) fucked this chick, she wouldn't be called a slut rite. but then all these other doods (Lower Dudes) fucked this notoriously easy chick, making her in turn even easier. so what does that make them? a guy who fucks an easy chick? it makes you Havoc.
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he doesn't want his double standardy view challenged...

regardless of whether she is a slut or not isn't the issue, it's how when the term slut is thrown about it is only ever targeted towards women. men have their own term, manslut, which is stupid. and as previously stated, people only ever tthink about the slutee in question, not the sluter.
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Usually I feel like "manslut" is 'cool' while "slut" is pathetic.... SO.. Women are pathetic for fulfilling their sexual desires while men are cool for laying down chicks.
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