Evil, Does It Exist? -

OANST · #**181** 11-30-2009, 06:37 AM

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Why would you want a second-hand lollipop?

Why would you want a second-hand God? I mean, the Jews already used this one.

Mac Sirloin · #**182** 11-30-2009, 01:21 PM

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Mister, do not try to pretend I've never made you laugh. I have my moments.

We don't need to pretend, Havoc.

***Nate*** · #**183** 11-30-2009, 03:47 PM

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Why would you want a second-hand God? I mean, the Jews already used this one.

I think Jesus was meant to be more like a sequel; bigger, higher budget, less plot and more explosions.

used:) · #**184** 11-30-2009, 03:48 PM

Just like WWII.

Sekto Springs · #**185** 11-30-2009, 03:57 PM

Michael Bay presents Jesus.

Strike Witch · #**186** 12-01-2009, 11:32 AM

"What are you going to do?"
*removes cigarette*
".....I'm going to visit that temple."

Wings of Fire · #**187** 12-01-2009, 11:36 AM

Jesus enters Jerusalem at sunset.
Jesus hosts the Last Supper at sunset.
Jesus starts carrying the cross at sunset.
Jesus dies on the cross, at sunset.
Jesus rises on the dawn of Easter Sunday...at sunset.

Strike Witch · #**188** 12-01-2009, 11:39 AM

"Jesus! What is the meaning of this?! why have you come here?"
*removes sunglasses*
"I'm casting the first stone."
*fires rocket launcher into temple*

OANST · #**189** 12-01-2009, 11:41 AM

"Love and understand this, bitches."

Jesus swordfights a ninja to death.

used:) · #**190** 12-01-2009, 11:47 AM

Starring Daniel Craig as Jesus, Angelina Jolie as Mary, and Javier Bardem as Judas.

*I know virtually nothing of the Bible.

OANST · #**191** 12-01-2009, 11:50 AM

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Starring Daniel Craig as Jesus, Angelina Jolie as Mary, and Javier Bardem as Judas.

*I know virtually nothing of the Bible.

Don't you enter Javier Bardem into this shitfest. That guy is fucking fantastic.

Also, Jesus has a Cthuluesque tentacle penis that he uses for stealth kills. It's also prominently featured in the Mary Magdalene sex scene.

used:) · #**192** 12-01-2009, 11:52 AM

Have you ever seen Goya's Ghosts? You should already know from No Country for Old Men that he can radiate ebilness.

Christopher Lee then. No, he's also too good. Ah, fuck it. Just put in that guy who played Cipher from The Matrix.

Wings of Fire · #**193** 12-01-2009, 11:53 AM

I think watching that would generate about the same response as watching this.

No way am I embedding that, I have my limits.

OANST · #**194** 12-01-2009, 11:57 AM

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Have you ever seen Goya's Ghosts? You should already know from No Country for Old Men that he can radiate ebilness.

Christopher Lee then.

Yeah, but he does so much more. Watch Before Night Falls, and Love in the Time of Cholera. The second is a decent interpretation of the excellent book, and the first is an excellent biopic about Cuban author and poet Reinaldo Arenas.

used:) · #**195** 12-01-2009, 11:59 AM

Yeah, I know he's brill. But seriously, who could play a better Judas?

*This is where I shut up because I still don't know shit about the Bible.

I'm so going to hell.

OANST · #**196** 12-01-2009, 12:05 PM

iant. You forgot a iant.

Wings of Fire · #**197** 12-01-2009, 12:15 PM

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*This is where I shut up because I still don't know shit about the Bible.

We're talking about a Michael Bay movie here, anyone who's done an inch of research would know that Judas was either a good man that let his greed and cowardice consum him (Like Adam and Eve) or a good man possessed by the devil. We're thinking in cliches here.

So how about Alan Rickman for Judas? Or would he be better as Pilate? Definitly a black wrestler to play Barrabas.

OANST · #**198** 12-01-2009, 12:18 PM

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So how about Alan Rickman for Judas? Or would he be better as Pilate?

I can't wait to see him create his famous workout routine.

Leto · #**199** 12-01-2009, 12:33 PM

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Previously posted by Havoc. "Yes Nate, Christians are stupid like that, you should really know that by now."
Lololol, all christian's are stupid, and the thought of
following in such a ignorant religion, shows how stupid a person is?

As a follow up, Yes, all atheist's are "That" ignorant.
and they'll do or say anything they can to insult us with common sense, I'm finished with this little argument. i suggest, you say nothing more to me pending on this issue.
And as a last word, to reply to Havoc's little private message, we christian's follow a guild line called tolerance of those that try to shoot down anything said by us.

that's just as ignorant as labeling all Christians as stupid (but in this case, the athiests are winning, because for some reason you don't understand how to use apostrophes after nouns... stupid)

Leto · #**200** 12-01-2009, 12:37 PM

But does evil really exist?

Wings of Fire · #**201** 12-01-2009, 12:38 PM

Strike Witch · #**202** 12-01-2009, 12:43 PM

"Can you smell what Barabas is cooking?"

The Rock'd be better.

OANST · #**203** 12-01-2009, 12:47 PM

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"Can you smell what Barabas is cooking?"

The Rock'd be better.

He goes by Duane Johnson now. Get it the fuck right.

Sekto Springs · #**204** 12-01-2009, 12:48 PM

Jesus needs a fast-talking, squeeky-voiced black sidekick.
Also the Romans need shoulder-mounted laser guns and beam sabers.

Wow, this is already shaping up to be another Battlefield Earth.

Wings of Fire · #**205** 12-01-2009, 12:50 PM

Romans? It's the Jews who are made of evil.

Strike Witch · #**206** 12-01-2009, 12:53 PM

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He goes by Duane Johnson now. Get it the fuck right.

That's a dorky name.

OANST · #**207** 12-01-2009, 12:57 PM

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That's a dorky name.

That's why he's the shit! He's taken that dorky name, and made it synonymous with manliness, and great films like Doom, and Race to Witch Mountain.

Strike Witch · #**208** 12-01-2009, 12:58 PM

Doom was a funny movie.

Never saw Race to Witch Mountain, is it anything like that other movie where he had that plank of wood and smashed stuff in some place?

Wings of Fire · #**209** 12-01-2009, 12:58 PM

Watching Rock films is a guilty pleasure of mine. The Scorpion King is the very personification of So Bad It's Good.

Leto · #**210** 12-01-2009, 12:59 PM

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Yes.

But does it really?