RIDDLES -

***Nate*** · #**451** 07-09-2009, 05:35 AM

:

Is it: shut the hell up?

I just had to delete the snarky response I wrote when I thought shaman was directing that at me...

Laser · #**452** 07-09-2009, 07:41 AM

Splitting the Hylem?

shaman · #**453** 07-09-2009, 09:34 AM

:

I just had to delete the snarky response I wrote when I thought shaman was directing that at me...

Not at all...

MA · #**454** 07-11-2009, 05:52 PM

i'll give you a fucking riddle;

They call me a man, but I'll never have a wife.
I was given a body, but not given life.
They made me a mouth, but didn't give me breath.
Water gives me life and sun brings me death.
What am I?

joshkrz · #**455** 07-11-2009, 05:55 PM

An unmarried dead man with no mouth, which died of sun stroke at the bottom of the sea?

Nevermind then.

EDIT: Oh wait, perhaps it's a snowman if water means snow...?

Wings of Fire · #**456** 07-11-2009, 05:57 PM

I've seen many snowmen with wives.

MA · #**457** 07-13-2009, 11:05 AM

snowman is correct. for the record, i agree with you there WoF.

I'm a god, a planet, & measurer of heat.
Who am I?

OANST · #**458** 07-13-2009, 11:13 AM

Mercury.

MA · #**459** 07-13-2009, 11:20 AM

yes.

I'm white and used for cutting & grinding.
When I'm damaged, humans usually remove me or fill me.
For most animals I am a useful tool.
What am I?

OANST · #**460** 07-13-2009, 11:21 AM

Nails.

Oh, god. So stupid. Teeth.

MA · #**461** 07-13-2009, 11:29 AM

thats the one.

I am a rock group that has 4 members,
all of whom are dead,
one of which was assasinated.
What am I?

the 'what am i?' should be a clue.

OddjobAbe · #**462** 07-13-2009, 11:34 AM

Mount Rushmore.

MA · #**463** 07-13-2009, 11:37 AM

yep!

The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no.
What was the question?

may require a bit of pondering.

OddjobAbe · #**464** 07-13-2009, 11:38 AM

Was the size of my member satisfactory?

OANST · #**465** 07-13-2009, 11:38 AM

Are you straight?

MA · #**466** 07-13-2009, 11:40 AM

HA! good answers, but no.

why do i never notice how dirty a riddle can be?

***Nate*** · #**467** 07-13-2009, 06:02 PM

:

Pretty sure this hasn't been posted:

What is it that a woman can do only once in her life, and only in the morning, but that a man can do whenever and wherever and as many times as he wants?

I want to point out that this one was never answered. Or if it was, I missed it and want someone to point it out to me.

MA · #**468** 07-26-2009, 10:48 AM

i am in no way attempting to revive this thread, i am just posting the final scores for the overall winners before i forget.

OddjobAbe: 29
BM: 1
ArtemisPanthar: 12
MA: 6
Kastere: 7
MeechMunchie: 5
Laser: 7
Mojo: 2
Wings of Fire: 9
Nate: 4
OANST: 11
shaman: 6
drag0nbane442: 1
Fuzzle King: 1
joshkrz: 5

in third place with 11 points is OANST, the 'Riddle Worker Outer'.

in second place with 12 points is ArtemisPanthar, the 'Madam of Twisted Logic'.

and in first place with an impressive 29 points is OddjobAbe, the 'Master of All Things Riddley'.

well done chaps, it was good while it lasted...or was it?
you thought it was a riddle, didn't you?

OddjobAbe · #**469** 07-26-2009, 11:45 AM

I had good fun turning my title into innuendo. Very good fun indeed.