The Most Heterosexual Thing You Have Ever Done

OANST · #1 07-10-2009, 10:18 AM

Mine would be ejaculating inside of a woman's vagina and getting her pregnant. Anybody else?

Pilot · #2 07-10-2009, 10:28 AM

Why is this thread still open?

OANST · #3 07-10-2009, 10:31 AM

Hey, the other one got fair play.

Abeguy · #4 07-10-2009, 10:56 AM

Yes, my answer to that would be my female significant other, which i definitely have and sleep with on a regular basis...

Fuzzle Guy · #5 07-10-2009, 11:11 AM

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Yes, my answer to that would be my female significant other, which i definitely have and sleep with on a regular basis...

Do you sleep with the other significant female?

Anonyman! · #6 07-10-2009, 11:13 AM

Fingering during make out.

Abeguy · #7 07-10-2009, 11:18 AM

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Do you sleep with the other significant female?

no. She don't like it when I try :P

Laser · #8 07-10-2009, 11:21 AM

erm....sadly nothing

But at least I haven't done anything related to the other thread.

OANST · #9 07-10-2009, 11:37 AM

This is what I have heterosexual intercourse with.

This is me.

I win.

Fuzzle Guy · #10 07-10-2009, 11:39 AM

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You remind me of my old music teacher. Except you actually have a sense of humour.

OddjobAbe · #11 07-10-2009, 12:37 PM

This was a predictable joke. It still worked.

Dixanadu · #12 07-10-2009, 01:08 PM

Just...having sex with a female I guess.

OANST · #13 07-10-2009, 01:11 PM

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Just...having sex with a female I guess.

I asked for the most heterosexual thing that you have done.

Wings of Fire · #14 07-10-2009, 01:11 PM

I had sex with a female in a forest in northern Scotland in midwinter in the rain.

I've won the thread.

OANST · #15 07-10-2009, 01:12 PM

Nah. Too romance novel.

I ejaculated unto a woman's face while filming it. I fucking won.

Wings of Fire · #16 07-10-2009, 01:14 PM

Handcuffs were involved.

Still romance novel?

OANST · #17 07-10-2009, 01:15 PM

Actually, yes. But you're getting closer.

Wings of Fire · #18 07-10-2009, 01:16 PM

You read some fucked up romance novels, I was fucking freezing by the end.

Anonyman! · #19 07-10-2009, 01:17 PM

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Nah. Too romance novel.

I ejaculated unto a woman's face while filming it. I fucking won.

Whooo boy.

Laser · #20 07-10-2009, 01:40 PM

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You read some fucked up romance novels, I was fucking freezing by the end.

I'm alot of shit like Catherine Cookson has sex involving handcuffs. Usually a downtrodden servant having sex with a ruggedly handsome aristocrate in the 1800s

Wings of Fire · #21 07-10-2009, 01:42 PM

Not in a fucking Aberdonian forest in the arse end of January she doesn't.

Dixanadu · #22 07-10-2009, 01:43 PM

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I asked for the most heterosexual thing that you have done.

I'll never admit I'm female.

Laser · #23 07-10-2009, 01:46 PM

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Not in a fucking Aberdonian forest in the arse end of January she doesn't.

It honestly would not surprise me if a rich woman was forced into marrying a complete bastard by a manipulative mother, who then dies of a strange illness and she then falls into the arms of a ruggedly handsome farmer who seems a bit mad, but only because he is socially awkward around attractive women who won't stand up for themselves.

In January.

In scottish woods.

Sorry WoF, your love life isn't that original

Wings of Fire · #24 07-10-2009, 01:47 PM

I'm a farmer now?

EDIT: And I wasn't saying my love life is original, just suitably manly.

Havoc · #25 07-10-2009, 02:23 PM

I had physical sex with a human female within 5 hours of meeting her... on a chat... in the middle of the night... in the middle of the week... and didn't get any STD's.

I win.

Hobo · #26 07-10-2009, 02:45 PM

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I had physical sex with a human female within 5 hours of meeting her... on a chat... in the middle of the night... in the middle of the week... and didn't get any STD's.

I win.

There's a name for these kind of encounters.

"SPECIAL MASSAGE FROM HOT ASIAN BEAUTY

£50 p/h"

Slog Bait · #27 07-10-2009, 03:02 PM

Like the other thread, I'm not sure how to answer this.

OddjobAbe · #28 07-10-2009, 03:21 PM

Do you know how to answer anything?

Mac Sirloin · #29 07-10-2009, 03:43 PM

My entire body passed through a womans vagina this one time.

Havoc · #30 07-10-2009, 03:57 PM

Kastere wins. Lock the topic.