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OANST · #61 01-14-2009, 01:47 PM

I'm calling your bluff. Do it, bitch. Do it.

Hazel-Rah · #62 01-16-2009, 12:33 PM

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I do not wish to wear women's clothing but I am quite jealous at the variety thereof. Every time I go to a formal function, the men are all wearing more or less the same suit whilst the women have the variety of birds in a tropical wetlands.

wear a pastel suit then you'll stand out, i did it at my junior prom

Pilot · #63 01-16-2009, 01:42 PM

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I'm calling your bluff. Do it, bitch. Do it.

Clearly this is something you want.

No bluff.

OANST · #64 01-16-2009, 02:04 PM

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Clearly this is something you want.

No bluff.

I see nothing. You sir, are bluffing.

Pilot · #65 01-16-2009, 07:33 PM

I've got your bluff right here.

Here's the pic that Peter took while you two were out camping. Mmm, mmm! Look at them rosy cheeks. Were you two having fun?

And here's a picture of OANST and his boyfriend at a gay pride parade.
"Oh my god, your hat looks fabulous, girl!"

And for GOD'S sake don't let your innocent daughter see these, kay?

Rex Tirano · #66 01-17-2009, 02:14 AM

Sometimes somethings are too beautiful for words...

- Rexy

OANST · #67 01-17-2009, 05:31 AM

That first one is fucking amazing. If I didn't know better I would think it was real.

***Wil*** · #68 01-17-2009, 09:48 AM

You know those experiments where psychologists manipulate photos to make it seem as though someone had done something they never have, like go on a hot air balloon flight, and then that person comes to believe that they really did go on a hot air balloon flight, and their mind just invents all these memories out of nothing to corroborate it?Maybe WoF can elaborate/elucidate.

Justin, you have a new mission.

OANST · #69 01-17-2009, 10:02 AM

I did go camping this past summer. Maybe when I was drunk.....maybe....

Pilot · #70 01-17-2009, 12:51 PM

I actually intended for the second one to be the piece de resistance, but it turned out otherwise and I am quite pleased.

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That first one is fucking amazing. If I didn't know better I would think it was real.

Wow, thanks for the compliment, coming from you that means a lot!!! 'specially you being the subject of the joke.

Finding the "right pictures" is what really counts because I can't work miracles, the images have to be able to relatively mesh together on their own to create a good starting point... ie, heads and bodies and light angle all have to be compatible or else the job is a DOG.

P.S. The hat you're wearing in the second photo I actually cut out of a picture of the pope. Yes, the pope was wearing that gay hat. Also, I think the head is a little big in the second one... not too big... just comically big. I had to cover up stuff in the background around the original head that would have been tedious to airbrush out.

Mac Sirloin · #71 01-17-2009, 05:21 PM

That first one is fucking ridiculous. How did you do that? Ass cheeks aren't that red.

Pilot · #72 01-17-2009, 05:46 PM

Magic.

The cheeks are completely untouched I thought it might make it cheesy if I airbrushed them any more red than the light rose that they already are, and we wouldn't want that.................. but if you do then I can do a custom one just for you.

And ridiculousness is the name of the game, isn't it?

Mac Sirloin · #73 01-17-2009, 06:21 PM

FYI, I got an LRG hoodie for Chistmas. I didn't know, but people pay top fucking dollar for the things as they're...really goddamn expensive.

Pilot · #74 01-17-2009, 06:28 PM

At first I wondered what LRG was so I looked it up.

Holy shite, $106 for one I saw with ribcage and skull design! Not my style but still cool. Totally you.

OANST · #75 01-17-2009, 06:52 PM

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FYI, I got an LRG hoodie for Chistmas. I didn't know, but people pay top fucking dollar for the things as they're...really goddamn expensive.

Well, I received an XLRG hoodie for Christmas so suck on that.

I might be a bit bigger than you.

Pilot · #76 01-17-2009, 07:03 PM

heh, I thought it meant 'large' too. lol...

magic9mushroom · #77 01-19-2009, 07:32 AM

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Yeah, your balls are the only ones step-onable, all the other's balls here are in someone's mouth.

Stop reminding me of organs I don't like.

Anonyman! · #78 01-19-2009, 09:40 AM

Balls are awesome.

OANST · #79 01-19-2009, 09:46 AM

***Wil*** · #80 01-19-2009, 10:46 AM

Eh, that’s so simple and predictable I wouldn’t have expected it from you, OANST. Never would have happened pre-name-change. But I can only conclude it’s done for no reason but to irritate magic9mushroom, which seems to be the current forum hobby. It’s not witty or amusing, it’s not impressing anyone, and I’d like it to wind down, please.

M9mush, stop taking every unsympathetic comment so humourlessly. You’ll only invite more.

Now no more off-topic chat about balls, which, for the record, are truly awesome.

OANST · #81 01-19-2009, 10:57 AM

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Eh, that’s so simple and predictable I wouldn’t have expected it from you, OANST. Never would have happened pre-name-change. But I can only conclude it’s done for no reason but to irritate magic9mushroom, which seems to be the current forum hobby. It’s not witty or amusing, it’s not impressing anyone, and I’d like it to wind down, please.

M9mush, stop taking every unsympathetic comment so humourlessly. You’ll only invite more.

Now no more off-topic chat about balls, which, for the record, are truly awesome.

Actually, I have clearly not been part of the campaign to irritate magic9mushroom. Maybe it wasn't the funniest joke but it's not like I'm going to be hot 100 percent of the time.

Edit: To be honest, I'm confused as to how that could possibly be construed as an attempt to irritate someone.

Mac Sirloin · #82 01-19-2009, 12:41 PM

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At first I wondered what LRG was so I looked it up.

Holy shite, $106 for one I saw with ribcage and skull design! Not my style but still cool. Totally you.

Mine's got chainsaws. It makes all the Hollister crap people at my school wear look like garbage.

***Wil*** · #83 01-19-2009, 01:42 PM

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Actually, I have clearly not been part of the campaign to irritate magic9mushroom. Maybe it wasn't the funniest joke but it's not like I'm going to be hot 100 percent of the time.

Edit: To be honest, I'm confused as to how that could possibly be construed as an attempt to irritate someone.

Sorry, I didn’t mean to construe that you’re the one teasing m9m, and I initially read m9m’s post as one more seriously requesting that he be left alone, which would make your response annoying, but not harmful. All the same, it reminded me that the thing has been annoying me for some time.

Strike Witch · #84 01-19-2009, 02:32 PM

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Sorry, I didn’t mean to construe that you’re the one teasing m9m, and I initially read m9m’s post as one more seriously requesting that he be left alone, which would make your response annoying, but not harmful. All the same, it reminded me that the thing has been annoying me for some time.

What thing has been annoying you? Magic9Marshmellow's balls? the Church Organ? I'm so confused.

Pilot · #85 01-19-2009, 04:41 PM

The church organ. That was a little extreme (and that's coming from me.)

Anonyman! · #86 01-19-2009, 07:58 PM

Was it? Was it really?

Pilot · #87 01-19-2009, 08:10 PM

Heh heh.... yeaaahhhhhh

This is a stretch but

Don't all those pipes remind you of a thousand dicks? Somebody ought to put some CLOTHES on that thing.

***Nate*** · #88 01-19-2009, 08:13 PM

Surely they'd look like a thousand orifices?

Also, next person do discuss something other than fashion, gets negrepped.

Pilot · #89 01-19-2009, 08:48 PM

Open and very explicit discussion is fashionable.

Say, who likes leopard print thongs?

Anonyman! · #90 01-19-2009, 09:10 PM

Uhhhhhhhhhh
Satin Panties!
Anyway, I tend not to bother myself with clothes too much.