Well at least you can continue. Can't say the same for me. Don't have the motivation. Nor the time. Or the overall willingness.
But I hope you do. Either way since I won't be continuing I'll tell the plot.
Inside the Ark is a computer. The only computer left. Abe wants it to keep the thread dead. The glukkons want to spam continuesly on the thread and therefore want to reveive it. Why? Because a mod will turn up telling them to stop. They will then say that they will only stop if they are made king of the forum. The mod will have no choice but to agree because the glukkons have technology that makes them impossible to ban.
As Abe walks out with the ark the glukkons steal it. Seeking help he consults BigFace. Angry that Abe didn't give him a better role in his quest to SoulStorm Brewery he denies at firtst only convinced when the glukkons show up. They have shown up because there is a lock on the Ark that only BigFace knows how to open. Thereafter the give the glukkons and sligs a good beating and head for Scrabania where the ark has been taken because Scrabania is the only know place with internet connection.
Bigface is kidnapped by the glukkons while they attempt to find the internet cable. After taking BigFace into a minecart, Abe possesses the driver and makes him crash. Thinking BigFace is dead Abe goes into despair. The glukkons then attempt to make him a deal but Abe refuses. Alf appears just in time to save him. Then they head for Alf's Rehab and Tea. When there they discover that someone else knows how to open the ark. After finding out how they find the internet cable. Following it they see that the glukkons are already nearby. Abe then threatens to blow it up with a UXB. But he then sees BigFace in the crowd. Overjoyed Abe drops his UXB which is deactivated and taken away.
Alf, Abe, and BigFace are taken captive and are forced to tell the glukkons how to open it. Then the glukkons startup the computer. It, being a windows 95 instantly explodes and kills all the sligs and glukkons(Who are all crowding about the computer. Whilst exploding the ropes holding the heroes captive is burnt up and they break free as the Windows 95 repairs itself unaturally. Thereafter Abe notices why it exploded. The wires weren't plugged in properly.
THE END.
Big eh? I made up most of it as I went along.