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04-17-2001, 03:02 PM
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how about this one

------EVIL POKEMON MOOD SWING------
ILL get a big steel ball and peg it at pikachu, he will fall down. Now i grab his legs and dunk him in a pool. Wait for 30 seconds and pull him out for 2 seconds and dunk him back in. I take him out get a toothpick and stab it into his eye. Then i get sulferic acid and pours it all over his chest. While he is melting away i get a katana and slice pikachus tail off. I then get my knife and shove it up his ass. I then pull the knife out and shove the knife in his mouth and watch him lick it clean. Then i put his legs in a pot of boiling water and take him out. After that i put chilli flakes on all of pikachus bleeding wounds and his acid burns and watch the little freak wail. Before i let him pass out i get my good ol JAW CLAMP and put it on his head. i pull his body so hard that his spinal cord gets diconnected from his body and lashes out. Spraying blood everywhere, i then finish him off by getting a RAIL GUN and blowing his brains out cauing CHUNKS to fly everywhere..

oooh all this is making me hungry
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04-18-2001, 02:39 PM
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I'm gonna be sick.
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04-23-2001, 04:15 PM
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Hey guys!!! Allready seen this page?
must be destroyed
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04-24-2001, 10:52 AM
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ive been there before, and stop with the angel pics!!!
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04-24-2001, 11:06 AM
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Have you ever seen two kids playing it? It has to be the most inane multiplayer concept ever...like paper scissors rock but without being aware of its own stupidity.

Boxasaur: block
Super-lucky-happybee: toenail slash

Boxasaur blocked the attack.

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04-25-2001, 06:13 PM
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I hate the god forsaken pieces of crap!Hows this for a pokecrap title "pikachu meets satan!"All the cards should be burned the show should be cancelled and if there were pokecrap monsters they should be tortured for 5 years and be killed savagely!All the students at my school just love pokecrap AND I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT HATES IT!!!!!!DEATH TO POKEMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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04-26-2001, 11:07 AM
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do you know how at the begining of every episode, ash says the title of the episode this really gay loud voice and crap ass music in theb bg. Well here are some versions he forgot to say.

"PIKACHU GOES PROSTITUTE"
"MISTY GETS AND ORGEEEEEE"
"POKEMON THREESOME"
"ROCKETPOWER GETS RAPED"
"PIKACHU'S FIRST PERIOD"
"SQUIRTLE'S SEX CHANGE"
"CHARIZARD'S LITTLE DIC"
"THE BATTLE AT ***KING GYM"
"ASH GETS BLOWN"
"PEOPLE FIND OUT THAT POKEMON IS A HIDDEN MESSAGE FOR LITTLE KIDS TO SUPPLY MONEY FOR ILLEGAL OPERATIONS IN SOME OTHER COUNTRY!!!!"
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04-26-2001, 11:23 AM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!!!GOOD!!!YESSSSSSSSSSS......
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04-28-2001, 10:30 PM
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Yeyyyyyy, Oddbodd youre so right!!!!!!!

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04-28-2001, 10:53 PM
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the pokemon game was a total rip-off of final fantasy 1 anyway.

i refuse to even talk about pokemon any more. i agree with everything that's been said.

on question. how did you get the accent above the 'e' in the topic title?
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08-03-2001, 06:35 AM
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I think you all know this but ash sounds like hes constapated and you cant have one episode whithout him shouting PIKACHU!!!!!
I think that is lame
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08-03-2001, 11:55 AM
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The pokemon show is rubbish. Just about every episode you see ash and his gay pikachu trying to stalk other gay pokemon. When they find one you see 1 of the lamest battle sequences ever made. After the 'battle', ash imprisions it in a small ball and then trains it to be his gay blowjob slave. Whats even worse is that they cash in on the gay little freaks and kids buy them. It makes me sick! (Baarrrffff!!)

[ August 03, 2001: Message edited by: Munchy ]

[ August 04, 2001: Message edited by: Munchy ]
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08-03-2001, 01:13 PM
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Pokémon is really the biggest crap of the whole world! Everyday i see little rugrats buying this crap (Pokémon cards, games, books ect.)! The show makes the little kids stupid!

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08-07-2001, 08:06 AM
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I am very happy that no-one here likes that pokemon crap. My little sister likes that shit, I feel sorry for her, all that money wasted on over priced pokemon bullshit. Geez even bloody digimon is better than pokemon, now thats sad.

Ohh yeah anyone here who really hates pokemon will love this website: www.newgrounds.com
There is a section on this website thats got all these games and animations about killing, torturing and doing various other things to pokemon, some of them are so funny.
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08-07-2001, 08:15 AM
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I used to like it, but now it's just so-so. You kan tell what's going to happen in each episode: Something good happens, team rocket changes it, Ash uses that god damn I'm so cute pikachu to kill team rocket, Ash gets on with journey end of story. Anyone who likes it will eventually get sick of that stupid pikachu and everyone else.
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08-07-2001, 11:34 PM
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The Pokemon games (when they first came out) were fairly entertaining. Was it addictive? Perhaps. Was it fun? Yeah, I suppose. For the longest time only the nerds played it (everyone, when I say "nerd," I mean it as a term of endearment) and all of the popular kids mocked them. Then, when that stupid show came out, all of the "popular" kids starting playing it and it was cool. WTF?! The shows were unbelievably bad. As someone else stated earlier, all of the plot-lines are the exact same (as there is no true plot) and it's just as bad as Rugrats (I'll rant on that later...God I hate that show). Then you had those sh*tty movies, the damn toys, and those horrific Wizards of the Coast, Magic - The Gathering rip-off Pokemon cards. Face it people - Pokemon become a drug without a needle. It was almost as bad as SoulStorm Brew. An air-born disease. Yes, THAT's when it became evil - when the franchise loomed over the horizon like the sight of the dark cloud prior to the storm. Fortunately, time acted as a rehab center for the populous of the ever-gullible audience of the USA and it began to fade to black.

However, there are still some children who are hooked onto this horrible drug. They have been diagnosed with PAS - Pokemon Addiction Syndrome. With a devotion of merely 30 cents a day, you can help heal a child of this rarely heard but often seen disability. Just call 1-800-STOP-PAS to put an end to a six year-old's addiction. Thank you.

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08-08-2001, 02:20 AM
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Hi
ewwww..i hate Pokémon that is crap!!!
In Germany we say to Ash...Ass...bwahahaha!
My Brother have a lot of Pokémon cards!
If i drive with the schoolbus at home they are a lot of little children who swapping Pokémon cards!
That is sooo sad for me!!
Monday morning at the schoolbus six little Childs who scream : I´ve search the Pokémon´"Pikachu" who will swapping with me!Oh my God that is sooo awful!!!

*kreeeeeeeeun*
Help, help!!!
Kill the drawer from Pokémon..pleeeeeeeeeease!!

Bye, TheBlueScrab

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08-08-2001, 10:19 AM
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Yeah, Pokémon makes the poor cildren stupid! This is so crappy!!! They should stop to show the little kids this kind of crap!

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08-08-2001, 01:11 PM
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What the hell is pokemon? Is that like the pikachu game my cousin plays, because that duck elum showed us looks like it.
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08-08-2001, 01:48 PM
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Your so lucky, you don't know what it is....man you're so luck! I can't say anything to Pokémon....i just know one: it's the biggest garbage of the whole world! bwahahaha

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