Too Serious

[A-Sauce22]

I cannot believe how much time you freaks spend in these stupid forums. Do you people even leave the house? Have you ever even had sex? Not counting cyber-sex. This game was supposed to be a nice fun thing for you to do in your lives, but you have made it your whole lives. Do me a favor, turn off your computer, take a shower, and go out and do something productive. THIS GAME DOESN'T MATTER, so stop planning your lives around the release date for the next game. Sure its a great game but does that mean that you need to worship it every single day. You people discuss how the creatures on a FICTIONAL planet reproduce. THAT DON"T REPRODUCE. Abe is a graphic made by a computer. There is no such thing as a Mudokon. Now go, leave this forum, do something constructive instead of taking about how much they sold out by putting a Sobe ad in the game. Go and focus on something more important, like what you are going to do with your life when you wake up and realize that you don't have one. And to the forum monitor, thanks for the "warnings" they really hurt my feelings. I hope you don't kick me out, cause then i wouldn't be able to talk about how the genetical makeup of a Slig is similar to that of my penis. I don't give a shit, get some lives. I read peoples messages that they post every five minutes??? What do you do all day? Jack off for five minutes until its time to post a new "important oddworld blunder" or a "Your age in Mudokon years". You people have no lives whatsoever. 'Cept for Josh and Justin, you guys are cool. And everyone knows I luv the Disgruntled Intern. So ask yourself one question: Isn't just a friggin game?

[Pilot]

Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*You're welcome. Might I be so bold as to ask why you're here? BTW: This belongs in Off-Topic discussion.

[Surfacing]

So r u saying i do not have a life, r u saying people that come to these forums don't have a life, then u obviously don't have 1 u'r self! Here at the forums we r all friends sharing opnions and idea's, If u don't like the fact that we post here then i suggest u leave! I think this topic is going to offend many people including the Admin and mod member's, and if it's 1 thing i have learnt here is that u do not get on there bad side, these forums r also for off the topics disscusion which means we do not just talke about Oddworld, we talk about everything and anything here, i advise u not to post another topic like this again!

[ January 18, 2002: Message edited by: Surfacing ]

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[Sydney]

LOL, A-Sauce22 has come to free us from bondage. He's our saviour, rescuing us from the toils of Oddworld Forums.

What a joke. Look, this is generally a peaceful place for people to exchange thoughts and ideas. If you think it's sad, nobody is forcing you to stay. If you continue to behave like this, however, you will be forced to leave.

[A-Sauce22]

F U surfacing, what the f u c k are you ganna do? You have a picture of a Dragon, im scared. Your comment hurt my feelings........f u c k e r

[Sydney]

*shrugs*

Feel my wrath.

[Disgruntled Intern]

so sydney, i take it you banned him?
i dun wanna release all my fury on him if he won't be able to read it..plus it would be a waste of good energy.

[Sydney]

He'll be able to read it, he just wont be able to respond to it.

[abe22]

Originally posted by A-Sauce22:
I cannot believe how much time you freaks spend in these stupid forums.(1) Do you people even leave the house? (2) Have you ever even had sex? (3) This game was supposed to be a nice fun thing for you to do in your lives, (4) but you have made it your whole lives. (5) Do me a favor, turn off your computer,(6) take a shower,(7) and go out and do something productive. (8) THIS GAME DOESN'T MATTER, (9) so stop planning your lives around the release date for the next game. (10) Sure its a great game (11) but does that mean that you need to worship it every single day. (12) You people discuss how the creatures on a FICTIONAL planet reproduce. (13) THAT DON"T REPRODUCE. (14) Abe is a graphic made by a computer. (15) There is no such thing as a Mudokon. (16) Now go, leave this forum,(17) do something constructive (18) instead of taking about how much they sold out by putting a Sobe ad in the game. (19) Go and focus on something more important, (20) like what you are going to do with your life when you wake up and realize that you don't have one. (21) And to the forum monitor, thanks for the "warnings" they really hurt my feelings. (22) I hope you don't kick me out, (23) cause then i wouldn't be able to talk about how the genetical makeup of a Slig is similar to that of my penis. (24) I don't give a shit, get some lives. (25) I read peoples messages that they post every five minutes??? (26) What do you do all day? (27) Jack off for five minutes until its time to post a new "important oddworld blunder" or a "Your age in Mudokon years". (28) You people have no lives whatsoever. (29) So ask yourself one question: Isn't just a friggin game? (30)

1 I'm not a freak.

2 Yes I do leave the house.

3 I'm 15 of course not.

4 It is fun.

5 Nope I haven't made it my whole life.

6 But I just turned it on.

7 Do I smell?

8 I am doing something productive.

9 Well it matters a bit to me.

10 I don't plan my life on its release day.

11 Yeah it is.

12 I don't worship it every day and I don't play it every day.

13 Well they have to reproduce some how.

14 Then how do they get there in the first place.

15 No he's real!

16 Abe is a mudokon.

17 Leave? Why would I want to do that

18 This is constructive.

19 I don't care if they put sobe in the game.

20 This is pretty important to me.

21 I must have a life I'm typing this.

22 They're only doing their job.

23 Well if you keep this up they might.

24 That sounds interesting.

25 Why get some? I only need one and I have it.

26 That's what a forum is for to read messages.

27 Well sometimes I go outside with friends play my ps go on the net...

28 Nope.

29 How did you know???

30 No it's real.

[MrBoj]

whoa, he had issues, and they weren't collectible either.

[Steve the Gabbit]

i just want you all to know that i think this is all rather amusing

[Joe the Intern]

I cannot believe how much time you freaks spend in these stupid forums.(1) Do you people even leave the house?(2) Have you ever even had sex?(3) Not counting cyber-sex. This game was supposed to be a nice fun thing for you to do in your lives, but you have made it your whole lives. Do me a favor, turn off your computer, take a shower, and go out and do something productive.(4) THIS GAME DOESN'T MATTER, so stop planning your lives around the release date for the next game.(5) Sure its a great game but does that mean that you need to worship it every single day.(6) You people discuss how the creatures on a FICTIONAL planet reproduce. THAT DON"T REPRODUCE.(7) Abe is a graphic made by a computer. There is no such thing as a Mudokon.(8) Now go, leave this forum, do something constructive instead of taking about how much they sold out by putting a Sobe ad in the game.(9) Go and focus on something more important, like what you are going to do with your life when you wake up and realize that you don't have one.(10) And to the forum monitor, thanks for the "warnings" they really hurt my feelings. I hope you don't kick me out, cause then i wouldn't be able to talk about how the genetical makeup of a Slig is similar to that of my penis. I don't give a shit, get some lives. I read peoples messages that they post every five minutes???(11) What do you do all day? Jack off for five minutes until its time to post a new "important oddworld blunder" or a "Your age in Mudokon years".(12) You people have no lives whatsoever. 'Cept for Josh and Justin, you guys are cool. And everyone knows I luv the Disgruntled Intern. So ask yourself one question: Isn't just a friggin game?(13)

1.Forums... yes... Must have Forums...

2.It's heated.

3.Beer?

4.What kind of soap do you suggest I use?

5.I gotta go check my calender.

6.Does that mean I CAN'T get on my knees and grovel at the almighty Odd?

7.You were talking about sex earlier, right?

8.Heh. Listen to this guy. Next he'sgoing to tell me there's no Santa Claus. *laughs*

9.Something constructive? Well, I guess I could go play with my glue and construction paper.

10.I don't have a life? Someone call the mother ****ing ambulance!

11.Hey, I paid good money for that stopwatch!

12.Hell yes! What else would we do?

13.NO! ODDWORLD IS LIFE! :P

I think that says it all.

[Sal the Mudokon]

i find his statement rather enlightening and yet arousing. i DO think that there were occasions where i had seen that he had a rather similar sense of humor to myself, and was spoken of badly for his joke, opinion, or idea. it is hypocrisy for anyone to do this here, considering that this was made on the grounds of sharing info without discrimination. i think that there were many occasions in which if you didnt want to listen to him, then you shouldnt pay attention to him. just take it as long and humorous spam. he took his anger out in an interesting way and im not surprised. ive had similar feelings myself, yet never to that degree and not exactly like him. im glad that he got that off his chest and this type of original opinion is rarely seen and does not deserve that much criticism. believe it or not, ive been to other forums not all to different to this one and statements like that are rather regular. i guess that this forums didnt get any of it until recently. if your reading this a saucer, see ya man, have fun, and remember not to pull it too far to the left or it REALLY hurts!

[Pilot]

Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Yes, well, our good friend A-Sauce22 has been banned. I wouldn't normally have had any aversion to what he said, but it's the matter of fact that the forums' server lease could possibly be lost for material of that type. I was trying to be decent with the guy, but for a while he was cursing me out personally, and posting message after message of curses and his hate for me; Pilot. He also posted all of this in General Oddworld Discussion, I might add, which only aggrivated the situation. This person blatantly challenged my authority... I moved one of his messages here to Off Topic in high hopes that he would lay off reposting in General Discussion as soon as I deleted... but this person would just not listen to reason. And if you're reading this, A-Sauce22, I'm sorry that it didn't work out for you. I'm also sorry that you could not be a productive member of our community. Good-bye and good riddance.

[Melvin:squeeking paramite]

Yikes, it's very heartwarming to see a member of the forums decide to start flaming every one else because they like the same game that he/she does...

I cannot believe how much time you freaks spend in these stupid forums.(1) Do you people even leave the house? (2) Have you ever even had sex? Not counting cyber-sex.(3) This game was supposed to be a nice fun thing for you to do in your lives, but you have made it your whole lives. (4) Do me a favor, turn off your computer,(5) take a shower,(6) and go out and do something productive.(7) THIS GAME DOESN'T MATTER, so stop planning your lives around the release date for the next game.(8) Sure its a great game but does that mean that you need to worship it every single day.(9) You people discuss how the creatures on a FICTIONAL planet reproduce. THAT DON"T REPRODUCE.(10) Abe is a graphic made by a computer. There is no such thing as a Mudokon.(11) Now go, leave this forum, do something constructive instead of taking about how much they sold out by putting a Sobe ad in the game.(12) Go and focus on something more important, like what you are going to do with your life when you wake up and realize that you don't have one.(13) And to the forum monitor, thanks for the "warnings" they really hurt my feelings.(14) I hope you don't kick me out, cause then i wouldn't be able to talk about how the genetical makeup of a Slig is similar to that of my penis.(15) I don't give a shit, get some lives.(16) I read peoples messages that they post every five minutes??? What do you do all day? Jack off for five minutes until its time to post a new "important oddworld blunder" or a "Your age in Mudokon years". You people have no lives whatsoever.(17) 'Cept for Josh and Justin, you guys are cool. And everyone knows I luv the Disgruntled Intern. So ask yourself one question: Isn't just a friggin game? (18)

1: Stupid forums? Since when did a forum have its own personality... sheesh, this guy tells us to get a life. We come here to have good conversation and talk to people with the same interests. Are we really hurting you by doing this?

2: Oh, yeah, all the time to get new software for the internet and computer...

3: Hmm... the first time a flamer has ever weaved in some "Personal questionare" flavor into their flame...

4: No, not my whole life. I visit a couple other forums, too...

5: I'm reading your topic, do you want me to be so rude as to turn off the computer when you're in mid-sentence.

6: I don't have one close enough to the computer... forums.... *drool*

7: Productive? Oh, like going to a new forum and deciding to flame its members. I get it!

8: Where did you get the idea that my calender revolves around OW? You're so quick to judge...

9: Tisk, another unfare judgement! Wow, you must be a hit at parties...

10: Hey, wait a second... you started the fuzzle/homosexuality topic. Judgemental hypocrite.... uh... anteater guy!

11: Lol, you should get a hold of reality, man.

12: Oh, really? Well... uh... Lorne sold out to sobe! BOOO!

13: Flamers so often use this: You visit this forum too often, so you have no life. I reply: You insult a bunch of people who you have hardly even discussed video game reproduction with. Get a life.

14: *stabs Asshole-Sauce in his feelings* *rim shot* Badababa ching!

15: HAHAHAHHA! Sorry, that was funny...

16: I need more than one? wow, I'm that bad.

17: Again with this "You have no life" claim. For god's sake, you post a topic about munch and abe being lovers, constantly use annoying flames, post unintelligent garbage and then claim that we have no lives. Good, good...

18: Isn't just a friggin game? What's that supposed to mean? wingnut.

Ok, that's all... Sorry, abe22 and morg- Joe, I had to do the same you had... sorry, i kinda resorted to flaming and the occasional bad, corny joke...

[Surfacing]

A-Sauce22, i warned u now u pay the price! I hope u have learnt u'r lession.

[Oddness]

I cannot believe how much time you freaks spend in these stupid forums.(1) Do you people even leave the house? (2) Have you ever even had sex? (3) This game was supposed to be a nice fun thing for you to do in your lives, (4) but you have made it your whole lives. (5) Do me a favor, turn off your computer,(6) take a shower,(7) and go out and do something productive. (8) THIS GAME DOESN'T MATTER, (9) so stop planning your lives around the release date for the next game. (10) Sure its a great game (11) but does that mean that you need to worship it every single day. (12) You people discuss how the creatures on a FICTIONAL planet reproduce. (13) THAT DON"T REPRODUCE. (14) Abe is a graphic made by a computer. (15) There is no such thing as a Mudokon. (16) Now go, leave this forum,(17) do something constructive (18) instead of taking about how much they sold out by putting a Sobe ad in the game. (19) Go and focus on something more important, (20) like what you are going to do with your life when you wake up and realize that you don't have one. (21) And to the forum monitor, thanks for the "warnings" they really hurt my feelings. (22) I hope you don't kick me out, (23) cause then i wouldn't be able to talk about how the genetical makeup of a Slig is similar to that of my penis. (24) I don't give a shit, get some lives. (25) I read peoples messages that they post every five minutes??? (26) What do you do all day? (27) Jack off for five minutes until its time to post a new "important oddworld blunder" or a "Your age in Mudokon years". (28) You people have no lives whatsoever. (29) So ask yourself one question: Isn't just a friggin game? (30)


1 Why not?

2 I leave the house every day, and I'm sure most people here do too.

3 I'm a little young for that... are you suggesting that we should all become whores?

4 That's exactly what it is!

5 Oddworld is a *very* small aspect of my life.

6 Why don't you?

7 Why, are there hidden cameras in there?

8 What buisness is it of yours what we're doing? As a matter of fact I *am* doing several productive things at the moment.

9 It doesn't matter to what? To you? Big deal. It's a pastime, that's all...

10 That's ridiculous! Nobody does that...

11 I thought you said it wasn't?

12 We don't!

13 People discuss books and TV shows the same way.

14 It's a GAME.

15 He's a CHARACTER. So what if he's not real?

16 Abe is a mudokon!

17 If we should leave then why did *you* join?

18 We've covered that already...

19 If you had the intelligence or the patience to read this forum, you may have noticed that *very few* of the discussions are about Sobe.

20 Like what?

21 What do you know about my social life?

22 Then don't provoke them, stupid.

23 Too late.

24 Ick, I hope you don't mean physically...

25 I'm not a cat!

26 You must be on here for as long as we are, then.

27 I socialise, I write, I meditate, I walk in the garden - enough info yet?

28 No, actually.

29 That depends on what POV you're looking from. I don't care if I don't have a life from the standards of people like *you*!

30 Games are more than "just friggin games", they open up new ideas and concepts to the mind. There is just as much, if not more, value in a game as there is in a book.

[Danny]

Well, there you go. I suspected he was a moron, and this only goes to prove it. He knows nothing of us, and seems to think that spending all your time insulting people on the internet somehow makes you more sociable than spending a little bit of your time being nice to people...

Besides, I don't know about anyone else, but I'm not really that interested in Oddworld any more... I just come here because I like the people here. And, of course, to argue with Pinky...

A-Sauce, you seem to be the one taking life too seriously. Lighten up. Get some friends. Maybe you might find it difficult to have a life as well as a computer, but some of us have no such trouble. I would type some more, but I've got a bit of a hangover... Have fun, peoples of the world...

[ January 19, 2002: Message edited by: Rettick ]

[Sexy Slig]

Hello, my names Sexy Slig.
Does anyone remember me? As for this subject i agree with the winning sides.

[Danny]

I think this topic should be closed, because it's a little unfair for us to put forward our arguments without him being able to respond. If anyone wants to say anything else, they should email him, so that he can reply...

[PinkHaired Mudokon CWR]

*Laughs really hard* This dude is killing me! I have a life. I chill out with my homies and go out and stuff. I don't need sex to have a life like you need sex to get one!

[Alector]

Originally posted by A-Sauce22:
I cannot believe how much time you freaks spend in these stupid forums. 1.) Do you people even leave the house? 2.) Have you ever even had sex? Not counting cyber-sex.This game was supposed to be a nice fun thing for you to do in your lives, but you have made it your whole lives. Do me a favor, 3.) turn off your computer,4 take a shower, and go out and do something productive. THIS GAME DOESN'T MATTER, so stop planning your lives around the release date for the next game. [b]5 Sure its a great game but does that mean that you need to worship it every single day. 6You people discuss how the creatures on a FICTIONAL planet reproduce. THAT DON"T REPRODUCE. Abe is a graphic made by a computer. There is no such thing as a Mudokon. 7Now go, leave this forum, do something constructive instead of taking about how much they sold out by putting a Sobe ad in the game. 8.)Go and focus on something more important, like what you are going to do with your life when you wake up and realize that you don't have one. And to the forum monitor, thanks for the "warnings" they really hurt my feelings. I hope you don't kick me out, cause 9.) then i wouldn't be able to talk about how the genetical makeup of a Slig is similar to that of my penis. I don't give a shit, get some lives. I read peoples messages that they post every five minutes??? 10.) What do you do all day? 11.) Jack off for five minutes until its time to post a new "important oddworld blunder" or a "Your age in Mudokon years". You people have no lives whatsoever. 'Cept for Josh and Justin, you guys are cool. And everyone knows I luv the Disgruntled Intern. So ask yourself one question: 12.) Isn't just a friggin game?

1.) I left the house whilst you wrote your unimportant and rude message!

2.) What's that to you?

3.) Good speech, but it sems that you have enough time to write such a shit in Forums!

4.) Hmmm...I think you tell us this because you even can't smell your fetidness anymore. Maybe your shower doesn't work and you was trying to say "Make haste before you shower isn't working like mine!" HarHarHar!

5.) Worshipping and liking are two sort of shoes. I think you even can't worship yourself!

6.) Have you ever heard the wonderful word "Fantasy"? I think not!

7.) I don't need to leave the Forums to do something constructive...

8.) The more I read your post, the more I notice that my life makes more sense than yours.

9.) ooooh, how cute...I believe that the genetical makeup of a Slig is bigger than your penis.

10.) Well, when I would specify it, you would spend too much time on your computer and lose soooo many useful minutes of your poor life!

11.) You are so vulgar

12.) Not as frigging as yourself!

If you had a "great" life, you would tolerate these people who post their messages into the Oddworldforums. The way I see it, you just feel sorry for yourself. I don't would like to know what your life "looks like". Maybe mine isn't as boring as yours. I think you don't have any friends because you think you are the best. And in causing of your discourteousness, nobody wants to talk with you. That's the reason why you went to the Forums to tell us this crap.

You just told us your problems...nothing more! You don't know how many people are laughing about you. I'm one of them.

[ January 19, 2002: Message edited by: Alector ]

[SeaRex]

Wow, you're so much nicer when you have a hangover, Rettick! Nah, just givn' ya a hard time, Dan.

[Oddworld Master]

Originally posted by A-Sauce22:
I cannot believe how much time you freaks spend in these stupid forums. (1) Do you people even leave the house? (2) Have you ever even had sex? Not counting cyber-sex. (3) This game was supposed to be a nice fun thing for you to do in your lives, but you have made it your whole lives. (4) Do me a favor, turn off your computer, take a shower, and go out and do something productive. (5) THIS GAME DOESN'T MATTER, so stop planning your lives around the release date for the next game. (6) Sure its a great game but does that mean that you need to worship it every single day. (7) You people discuss how the creatures on a FICTIONAL planet reproduce. THAT DON"T REPRODUCE. Abe is a graphic made by a computer. (8) There is no such thing as a Mudokon. (9) Now go, leave this forum, do something constructive instead of taking about how much they sold out by putting a Sobe ad in the game. Go and focus on something more important, like what you are going to do with your life when you wake up and realize that you don't have one. And to the forum monitor, thanks for the "warnings" they really hurt my feelings. I hope you don't kick me out, cause then i wouldn't be able to talk about how the genetical makeup of a Slig is similar to that of my penis. I don't give a shit, get some lives. I read peoples messages that they post every five minutes??? (10) What do you do all day? Jack off for five minutes until its time to post a new "important oddworld blunder" or a "Your age in Mudokon years". You people have no lives whatsoever. 'Cept for Josh and Justin, you guys are cool. And everyone knows I luv the Disgruntled Intern. So ask yourself one question: Isn't just a friggin game?

1) of corse i leave the house how else am i gonna get to school?

2)SEX i'm not even thinking about it yet. geese i'm 12 for cryin out loud!

3)no i havn't the mall is my whole life

4) i take showers i'm rarely on the computer and you should be the one to take a shower cause you stink!

5)What do you mean dosn't matter at least it matters enough to put some fun in my life!

6)yep!

7)i don't talk about that shit (no offence to anyone that does)

8)how do you know?

9)i don't wanna leave and i think your the one who needs a life!

10)let me see......i go to school, do my homework, on weekends i go to the mall and i spend an hour once in a while on the computer

[ January 19, 2002: Message edited by: Oddworld Master ]

[Chris Co Depot]

Lightin' up, and drink a sobe.
It warms your heart and soul.