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04-21-2007, 11:09 AM
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Who would you go gay/lesbian/straight for?

I really hope I don't get flamed for this topic.

I saw this topic on another forum. It was about who would go gay or lesbian for. It was pretty funny. I said I'd go gay for the nicest female forum member. And she said the same about me. Of course, it got a few jokes. But it was all funny. That was before things went bad and I left. But anyway, I'd thought I'd bring the topic to here. Everyone said loads of characters from fictional things and they said real people. So you can do the same.

Real (And fictional) people I would go lesbian for:

Jessica Rabbit (Fictional)- If she was real, she would have been a legend.
Kelly Clarkson- I don't know why.
Lucie Silvas- I don't know why.
Princess Zelda of OOT (Fictional)- She's perfect for both genders.
Enya- Don't ask. Please don't ask.
Rouge the Bat (Fictional)- She's pretty cool for a fictional character.
Olivia Newton-John- She's still cool now.
My Oblivion Character (fictional)- She's pretty sexy and I'm sure she'd be good at defending me.
Myleene Klass- she's kind, sweet and brave.
Malandra Burrows- She's very pretty.

Okay, that's my list for now. So who would go gay/lesbian for?

*Holds a flame shield up*

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04-21-2007, 11:17 AM
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Strangely enough, I've thought about this with a friend.

He's not fictional, but I'd go gay for Alex Albrecht.
http://revision3.com/diggnation/ (the blond one)
Kevin Rose, on the other hand, is a tramp. *nods*
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04-21-2007, 11:36 AM
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I can't think of anyone, probaly because I'm a homophobic....

Please, people. Don't turn this into a puberty thread.
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04-21-2007, 12:24 PM
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You're scared of gay people? There's no reason to be. They just lack certain genes, it's nothing for them to be ashamed of. It's just a mild genetic disorder.
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04-21-2007, 12:39 PM
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Well i'm actulay being stupid im not realy scared of gays.

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04-21-2007, 12:42 PM
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Come on guys, I don't want an arguement. This topic is for a laugh. Not to get into a fight about. So please stop arguing.
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04-21-2007, 01:20 PM
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Finding someone attractive and becomming gay or lesbian because of them are two different things. Just because you think a celebirty of the same sex is attractive doesn't mean you're sexually attracted to them.
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04-21-2007, 01:54 PM
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Well of course not, but...let's say that since you do think they are attractive, (somehow, magically, for the sake of the thread) you were sexually attracted to them... Or you could just say who you think is a guy who is hot...
I dunno.

An interesting thread tho'. Don't know who I'd pick...
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04-21-2007, 02:11 PM
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Once again, it's not the same thing. Being attracted to someone is one thing, and being sexually attracted to them is another . I just don't understand how mere attraction can constitute homosexuality in your minds.
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04-21-2007, 02:20 PM
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Link, from LOZ, He has very effeminate qualities, while being very manly...definitely would go gay for him.

Nobody else though, I like my women.
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04-21-2007, 02:24 PM
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Once again, it's not the same thing. Being attracted to someone is one thing, and being sexually attracted to them is another . I just don't understand how mere attraction can constitute homosexuality in your minds.
You are right. Attractiveness doesn't account for sexuality, but for the sake of the thread let's say it magically does. Or instead of saying "I'd go gay for so-and-so" you could say "So and so (man) looks hot/attractive."

Again, I dunno... just a thought.
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04-21-2007, 02:27 PM
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Alright then. That works for me .

As for me, I like Daniel Craig's eyes. That isn't exactly attraction, but hey.
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04-21-2007, 03:18 PM
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Hn... Who I'd go gay for?

Marilyn Monroe.

Oof. I'd hit that.

- Rexy
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04-21-2007, 03:34 PM
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To bad she be dead

Who would I go gay for... damn that's a good question and I never even gave it much thought. All the celebrities I like are more people I would like to have a drink in a bar with rather then having sex with them tbh...
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04-21-2007, 04:11 PM
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The Master Chief, with the suit on. I would be on top.
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Who would I go gay for
Would you go gay for Jesus?
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I'd go gay for Hitler.


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Probably Will Wright. That man is a god.
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04-21-2007, 04:57 PM
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This is by far the most random thread ever.
This is really hard. Probably Rob James-Collier.
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04-21-2007, 05:22 PM
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No one would go gay for me?! I take offense in that
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I would turn into a muscular feline for you, Havoc.

And I would turn into a Grubb for the Stranger.
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04-21-2007, 05:48 PM
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Hahaha okay I seriously didn't see that coming
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04-21-2007, 08:20 PM
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Considering the ratios on this forum, I thought this thread's title needed a tweak.

I'd go straight for Kate Hudson in Almost Famous and Natalie Portman in general.

Meanwhile: Oddjobabe - you're an idiot.
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All my celebrity look-a-likes. It'd be like doing myself!

Which, if followed logically, means masturbation.

Hah! I fufill the requirments and am still not gay! I win!
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Technically no.
As it'd be LIEK doing yourself, then it'd be LYKE masturbation. Thus you'd be *mispelling of the word "Like"* a straight person, but still gay.
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Meanwhile: Oddjobabe - you're an idiot.
Why am I an idiot?
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You're scared of gay people? There's no reason to be. They just lack certain genes, it's nothing for them to be ashamed of. It's just a mild genetic disorder.
Nuff said. Ass.

Who would I turn gay for?

I dunno, maybe Keanu Reeves. Or Johnny Depp. But that's it.
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Well, I'm Bi, currently with a Bf, so female?

Uh, Cortana is cute, but so very wrong.
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You never told us you were a girl, Hobo, have you had surgery?

I mean:



They've done a great job, you almost look like a real boy now!
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