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Malaprop · #1 08-19-2001, 12:49 AM

This is an introductory message from me. Hello, all you Oddfolk with your duck-like mannerisms. Look, I brought nachos.

You have reached the end of the message. Thank you for your co-operation.

DarkHoodness · #2 08-19-2001, 03:57 AM

Well, let me be thhe first to welcome you!

Hi, I'm Dark Hood, one of the locals around here. You'll find we are a friendly bunch. . . Well most of us anyway. So, I hope you enjoy your stay here at good ol' Oddworld Forums, and have fun!

- DH

P.S.
One thing you have to remeber: All of us are half crazy.

[ August 18, 2001: Message edited by: Dark Hood ]

Gluk Schmuck · #3 08-19-2001, 05:57 AM

half crazy?
anyway, i'm Gluk Schmuck...it's nice to meat you...

mmmmmmmm, new member...*drools*
START THE INITIATION CEREMONY!!!
ok, i've got the rope...someone get the Scrabs...

Alector · #4 08-19-2001, 08:39 AM

haha, yeah, Gluk Schmuck!
Yo and hello, Malaprop, welcome to the Forums! Have a nice time here! Half crazy?? No No No, hehehe! We are totally Odd here, nobody can stop our oddness!

***Xavier*** · #5 08-19-2001, 09:21 AM

hello men, have a great time on the forum...
Where are you come from ?

TheBlueScrab · #6 08-19-2001, 12:31 PM

Hi

Yeah Malaprop welcome at the Oddworldfamily!!!
We are the craziest family of the world wide web!!!

Have a nice time with us!!

Bye, TheBlueScrab

Malaprop · #7 08-19-2001, 04:47 PM

Thanks to all those who welcomed me, bless your little cotton/metal socks. Xavier, in answer to your question, I come from England, where bananas were invented.

Alright, now to see if my sig works...

Black Dragon · #8 08-19-2001, 04:52 PM

*Flies in**Bows* Greetings, Malaprop. I am known as the Black Dragon. You will know me as one who is not very serious at times. *Eyes shift from side to side* As my friend Dark Hood said, we are all half crazy....some of us more, like me! Anyhow, welcome and have fun!

*Flies out*

Sl'askia · #9 08-19-2001, 05:11 PM

*flies in* Greetings, I am Dragadon. One of the other resident dragons here on this board. Aye we are all on the loony side, but what fan of Oddworld isn't loony? *grins*
Oh and...don't mind the occusional crazy RPGing I do in my posts...(well some are crazy...)

*A Wvyern-like creature flies by with a dead scrab in his mouth being pursued by a odd looking BBS*

Spider: YER CREEP! THATS MY DINNER!

um...see what i mean? Those two are two of my many characters. Fortunately...they don't invade my posts very often...

One, Two, Middlesboogie · #10 08-19-2001, 05:44 PM

Yippee, another Briton! *does backflips*

I'm Middlesboogie, but some call me Twisted Firestarter, the name I was previously known as. Take your pick.

I like your banner, BTW. Almost as spankingly lovely as mine...

Thanks for the nachos! Any chance of bringing
some poppadums next time?

Sexy Slig · #11 08-19-2001, 06:06 PM

Hello Mr Malaprop, welcome to the forums! Oh and One Two Middlesboogie, i am a Brit as well. I think you will find Gluk Schmuck is one as well. What part of Britain are you from Gluk Schmuck?

Malaprop · #12 08-19-2001, 06:55 PM

:

Originally posted by One, Two, Middlesboogie:
Thanks for the nachos! Any chance of bringing
some poppadums next time?

THERE WILL BE NO NEXT TIME

But on the off-chance that there is, well, sure, I'll bring poppadums. And noodles. We can have some kind of luau.

Gluk Schmuck · #13 08-19-2001, 07:13 PM

SS: i'm from West Yorkshire...

DarkHoodness · #14 08-19-2001, 07:17 PM

Your a brit too? Cool!

- DH

Danny · #15 08-19-2001, 08:24 PM

Greetings, You will get to know me as Rettick, but my real name is Danny, but don't call me that here because people will think you are talking about Daniel Brown. This is very confusing, I know...

I, like you, am from the Greatest Nation in the World. In fact, I was manufactured in West Yorkshire, like Glukk, although I currently reside in York.

Let me see, is there anything I should warn you about myself...? *thinks* No, not unless you join the RPG, where I metamorphose into someone really picky, tight-arsed, and anal-retentive...

As for what I am like most of the time, well, I'll let other people warn you about me...

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #16 08-19-2001, 09:02 PM

Hello Mc Mayonaise!

***Cloverfield*** · #17 08-20-2001, 03:34 AM

Hi Malaprop... welcome to Oddworld Forums!

Me, well I'm Abe Babe, one of the Administrators and fantatical Oddworld and Final Fantasy fan... mostly friendly, but can get naggingly annoying if people break the rules. Well not quite, but I that's my job.

Have fun here... as I'm sure everyone else seems to!

Abe Babe...

Sydney · #18 08-20-2001, 04:45 AM

Welcome to the forums. Duck-like mannerisms - hehe, that's actually quite a good description of most of the members here.

glukkon_daniel · #19 08-20-2001, 05:19 AM

Haha, Rettick.... I still remember the first time we met...

*screen fades with waves and a mystical sound, bringing us back to an old appartment building with two people: One old and toothless (Rettick), and one fat and with a moustache (me).

Me: Hiya!
Rettick: Yo.

*screen fades back to me, with my eyes staring into space as I dwell on times past.*

Those were the good ol' days...

Oh wait, that's not what happened... Long story short, I pretended to be Rettick (AS A JOKE), and he got pissed, and I got pissed, then everyone was pissed, then we were friends.

Oh yeah, I forgot to say hi to the new guy.

What, you expecting something? SHOO!

glukkon_daniel · #20 08-20-2001, 05:22 AM

P.S. I am "Da Boss".

Heehee, sorry, I just love my new banner.

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #21 08-20-2001, 12:37 PM

No, I am DA mac boss!

LOL

Abe's son · #22 08-20-2001, 03:24 PM

*walks in to room* WWWWAAASSSSSUUUPPP!!!!
ok get one thing strate I'M A MENTEL IEOT WOOHOO*dose a dance*