HOLD THE MOTHER-****IN INCESTUAL ASS RAPED PHONE!
I will come down to your level and put this in terms that you touchy-rap-ass-holes can understand.(hense, im goin to rape the english language)
Word(they start everything with that?!)! I bez here to REPREZENT my boyee, JoeBlow, IIght?! Youz be ****in wit him! So you mofo wit no mojo, Iz be quittin my chillin like da villain on pennicillin, word!
Now! Rap sucks my dick three ways on da ten days of the bad plays over the other ways of no rays. Now, what the fuak did dat last statement mean? I DONT ****IN KNOW! It could very well be a part from n eminem song!
NOW FOR THE ENGLISH PART YOU TRASHY STREET BIATCHES!
Rap involves no talent. pop involves more talent (which is really sad!). Half of all rap songs arent even written by those that "sing" them. which is REALLY REALLY sad considering that any jackass on the sidewalk can "free style". second...ALL RAP SOUNDS THE SAME! "Im the greatest!" "Im da man." Dont they know that everyone will know that you are the best with having to say it?! its some sort of sad inferiority complex! Almost all rap songs involve the singers name. Next of raps major flaws is its last of "musical" talent. THEY ALL SAMPLE! it is so sad! even all of the 10-year-old girls wont vote for them unless their "cute" on TRL...n theyll believe ne thing u tell them! Last, they all use each others shit! one guy figured out that there is a word like representing! now they all say it wrong. THERES A ****ING G! First they all got lucky with the whole gangsta thing. now they are all shot or gettin ass-raped in jail. now theyre new topic is gettin high! THEY ARE THE VOICE OF THE YOUTH OF AMERICA!
ALL IN ALL... to sum everything up... no one messes with my buddies (n u know who you guys are), or we can all reinact the events at Hiroshima again.
Nothing personal to anyone who likes rap.
This has only been my opinion and is not meant to hurt anyone (too much).
THE VIEWS AND OPINIONS EXPRESSED BY SAL THE MUDOKON DO NOT NECCISARILY REPRESENT THOSE OF THE ODDWORLDIAN FORUMS.
huff,huff...im goin to sleep.
