Thread Resurr(e)rection

Statikk HDM · #1 10-18-2006, 01:51 PM

http://nymag.com/lifestyle/sex/annua...079/index.html
Remember the Jacking Off thread? Sure ya do. Here is one of those surveys asking teenagers about their sexual experiences. Are parents naive or what? Only a third of them believe their teenage has masturbated? Or gotten a hickey? Only a quarter think their kid has watched an X rated movie?
Only one thought their kid had performed oral sex? What the hell?
This survey on both sides lies like a dog.

skillya_glowi · #2 10-18-2006, 05:09 PM

The survey killed me. Seriously. What is the world coming to?

***Nate*** · #3 10-18-2006, 08:37 PM

That's freaking hilarious, though I question some of the statistics. More kids have recieved oral sex than have masturbated?!

I wonder that 46% or people have watched a porn film with a member of the opposite sex and that one in four has had a sexual conversation with a stranger over the internet. But it's wonderful that 18% of people have watched other people having sex but only 7% have been watched. Clearly there are a lot of peeping toms out there.

Abeguy · #4 10-18-2006, 09:05 PM

ouch...That hurts

looney-bin · #5 10-20-2006, 01:39 PM

What the hell is a hickey?

Also, most of the students in that interview are liers. :P

Arxryl · #6 10-20-2006, 01:47 PM

A hickey is when someone sucks on your skin and it leaves a red mark. I think...

Bullet Magnet · #7 10-20-2006, 03:01 PM

Yes. You get them from stingrays.

Well, I get them from stingrays...

mitsur · #8 10-20-2006, 04:49 PM

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Yes. You get them from stingrays.

Well, I get them from stingrays...

O.o

You know, those things can kill you.

Well, as long as this is a (kinda) dirty thread, I'l just ask it before my fingers stop myself from typing this.

To the girls on the forum out there:

Does size really matter? I mean, at least in your expireience.

Statikk HDM · #9 10-20-2006, 07:10 PM

I don't really see how it would medically, its more in the mind than anything. From the amount of guys I've seen naked after living in a dorm setting, 6 inches is the norm and I'm going to say thats really all that is needed.

Bullet Magnet · #10 10-20-2006, 07:39 PM

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O.o

You know, those things can kill you.

Well, as long as this is a (kinda) dirty thread, I'l just ask it before my fingers stop myself from typing this.

That wasn't dirty. They don't have teeth, so they suck food into they mouths without biting. If you start feeding hordes of large rays, they get overexcited and start sucking on you. Stingray hickie.

Statikk HDM · #11 10-20-2006, 08:07 PM

And I made myself look like an idiot but I shall not alter the other post.
That was not even close to being the "gayest" thing I've ever said by the way

magic9mushroom · #12 11-07-2006, 08:27 PM

My thoughts:
1. Parents are very naive.
2. Some kids would have lied, I think.
3. The sex things are mind-boggling for someone like me, who answers "no" to all, though maybe I'm a bit sexually blocked.

Leto · #13 11-07-2006, 09:34 PM

Are you open with your parents about sex?

“My father tells me stories about his youth and scolds me for not having as much sex as he did.”
Boy, 18

...I hope it's in a joking way.

But if anyone did question this, the masturbation/oral sex ratio kind of proves away it's authenticity.

***Alcar*** · #14 11-09-2006, 03:38 AM

Then again, I think parents would like to believe in their children's innocence. However, I don't believe the parents interviewed in that survey were being honest.

Adults aren't that naive. Then again, perhaps I'm judging that on my own parents.

Alcar...

magic9mushroom · #15 11-09-2006, 01:18 PM

A lot are.

Munch's Master · #16 11-10-2006, 09:46 AM

The oral sex ratio seems bizarre. The fact that more say they've recieved it than performed it means the people who are getting on their knees are doing the deed several times for several people each. Also the fact that 1 parentthinks their child has done most of/all the more lewd and serious acts suggests to me that 1 of those teens is a big-time slut/man-whore and obvious about it.