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06-04-2006, 02:28 AM
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I'm not allowed back on campus property, ever since I tried to bury some of the classroom pets.

Alive.

So instead, I masturbate in the bushes just off campus grounds. Sometimes I masturbate on them. "Jerky McWhackWhack, the Bush Sprayer," they used to call me. Also "Weed Whacker."

It's hot. Anyone want a video?
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06-04-2006, 02:38 AM
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I also just do normal stuff .... Internet, friends, eat, draw, and daydream... <.<

Meh... I don't really like hanging out with girls either Many of them are just superficial ebings, hungering for attention. Boys are much funnier, they can take a joke ^_^
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06-04-2006, 02:54 AM
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Hanging out with girls is boring. They talk so much shit and i don't know how you can have any fun hanging around them.

I've always thought hanging out with the guys has always been mad. And I have no problem getting girls.
I agree. I get along better with my male friends than I do female friends. Simply because there is a lot of mucking up and things said that wouldn't be appropriate with them. That being said, there are exceptions to the rules. I think chicks that can cope in a male crowd while still being 'girly' enough are a rare, but wonderful catch. It's great to have someone of the opposite sex who won't look away in disgust when you fart, burp, or spit, but rather join in

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06-04-2006, 03:34 AM
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I'm not allowed back on campus property, ever since I tried to bury some of the classroom pets.

Alive.

So instead, I masturbate in the bushes just off campus grounds. Sometimes I masturbate on them. "Jerky McWhackWhack, the Bush Sprayer," they used to call me. Also "Weed Whacker."

It's hot. Anyone want a video?
That's nothing. I dont wanna make myself sound cool or anything but I wank in the girls toilets while listening to their erotic noises of constipation. If you think i'm talking it up Dipstikk I can send you pics of me doing it. I 'own' you man.
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06-04-2006, 06:04 AM
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Seriously dude; grow a penis, a brain and, quite frankly, up.
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I agree. I get along better with my male friends than I do female friends. Simply because there is a lot of mucking up and things said that wouldn't be appropriate with them. That being said, there are exceptions to the rules. I think chicks that can cope in a male crowd while still being 'girly' enough are a rare, but wonderful catch. It's great to have someone of the opposite sex who won't look away in disgust when you fart, burp, or spit, but rather join in

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Which is why I say the world would be much more harmonious if everyone was gay.

And also why I'm currently trying to convince my mum to become a lesbian. She'd really be much happier that way.
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06-04-2006, 10:06 PM
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Of course a gay would say that. It's like me saying the world would be better off if everyone were like me (they'd have a lot more balls for a start).

There's nothing wrong with gay people, but most of the time they tend to be too jealous, too arrogant and a little too flambuoyant. A lot of them don't know how to cooperate,especially not with eachother.

If I were gay, why would I be a better person? I'd still be a slut
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06-05-2006, 04:35 AM
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There's nothing wrong with gay people, but most of the time they tend to be too jealous, too arrogant and a little too flambuoyant. A lot of them don't know how to cooperate,especially not with eachother.
True, unfortunately

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If I were gay, why would I be a better person? I'd still be a slut
I didn't mean you would be a better person. Just that you'd get along better with your partner when you can hook up with someone who's willing to go to the footy/burp/drink/whatever manly things float your boat.
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06-05-2006, 04:49 AM
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I see where you're coming from now, that does make sense. I'd probaly be in a relationship if I could be attracted to one of my mates.

Thing with girls is even if they are a lot like the guys, they lose a lot of their appeal and I can't see them as being more than friends, no matter what they look like.
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I also just do normal stuff .... Internet, friends, eat, draw, and daydream... <.<

Meh... I don't really like hanging out with girls either Many of them are just superficial ebings, hungering for attention. Boys are much funnier, they can take a joke ^_^
Ugh. I hate most guys around my town. Bunch of preppy, idiotic fuck wits who need a spanking.

It's not that I prefer a specific gender. I just like poeple who are intelligent enough to hold a good conversation and will tolerate my hyperness.
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Video games, art, hanging out with Ambi, and hanging out with... other people? The usual, I guess.

And very soon, a job. Hurray money.
well I don't have a job anymore, so, I spend unhealthy amounts of time on the computer
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06-06-2006, 02:20 AM
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It's not that I prefer a specific gender. I just like poeple who are intelligent enough to hold a good conversation and will tolerate my hyperness.
Hehe I'm the same, just... The girls over here are usually very superficial along with the boys. But I know a few girls who are fun XD...
People often cant tolorate my hyperness and get annoyed with me. But most of my friends are as hyper as me. That doesn't mean we cant have a good conversation though :-)
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I get on with boys and girls, I used to only have girl mates... But now the majority of my friends are boys. I just get on with them more because I burp and fart and laugh like a loon at nothing.

Kaylz [My best girlie mate] is exactally the same. We can sit and laugh about nothing for ages it's awesome. I hate the stereotype of girls, that you have to be lady like and stuff. It's boring.

I quite like the fact that I can't put make up on very well and that my jeans aren't fitted-skinny-legged-whatever.

Mind you, I can be incredibly bitchy.

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I masturbate in the bushes just off campus grounds. Sometimes I masturbate on them. "Jerky McWhackWhack, the Bush Sprayer," they used to call me. Also "Weed Whacker."

It's hot. Anyone want a video?
Is there any way such a transaction could take place with complete anonymity?

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Which is why I say the world would be much more harmonious if everyone was gay.
I agree and so does everybody else, deep down.
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06-06-2006, 11:52 PM
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06-07-2006, 04:35 AM
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well, I gotta job t'day, at the same place m'dad works, and where my older sister works too, I'll be making almost $900/$1000 a month.

It's only a summer job, but hey, it's a lotta moolah
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Holy shit! That's alot of money... Alot more than the average salary for young people here in denmark.
What do you work with?
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i agree. But I don't think much of him. Hanging out with girls is boring. They talk so much shit and i don't know how you can have any fun hanging around them.

I've always thought hanging out with the guys has always been mad. And I have no problem getting girls.
Speak for yourself. Myself, I probably have more female friends than male friends. I usually feel I can speak more freely with girls than guys for some reason. And I think it's good to have friends from both sides, because then you can get a good idea of what both are really like, instead of making stupid generalisations

I don't really think how well you might get on with someone has much to do with whether they are girl or guy; it just depends on what they are like and what you are like. So... meh...

As for me, I do equestrian-type stuff, I browse the internet, I chat on MSN, make music when I feel like it, and generally do random things.
I'm also in the process of making a (not OW related) game, but that's another story...
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wait, actually, not 900/1000

i think it'll actually quite less. But I won't know till I start
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