
04-10-2006, 03:16 PM
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Grubb Fisherman
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: Mar 2002
: Essex, MA
: 946
Rep Power: 24
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My Halo 2 moment
Funny, maybe. I posted this in my RVB journal earlier and I thought you guys might like it.
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Now, I'm writing this in between games of matchmaking (no friends, just me and whoever they pair me with) and I can't decide wether to laugh or be offended. I started up with some 6 v 6. This is my favorite mode, because it's BTB without the lag, and it has TS. I get stuck with TS on Relic and before the game eve starts, I'm being ordered around, yelled at because "X has host", and that if anyof us touch the sniper rifle, we're dead. So, I start near the warthog, hop in and start a leisurely drive. I'm told that I suck because I have no gunner. **** him. I then drop the sword and the guy who gets it happens to murder the rest of our team. Not my fault, really. So I get called a moron again. I then decide "**** this, I'm not getting any kills just to spite this fag."
I go 0 and 12.
I'm called a ****er, and they can't believe I reached 15 in 6 v 6 with 0 and 12.
Now, I was next to the guy making all the calls and he watched me just run into the enemy carelessly. He should have figured something was wrong.
So, I'm having fun going 0 and X so I get into a 1 flag on Terminal. I kill my teammates (but with grenades while they fight, so it count's as an enemy killing them), ignore the flag, and drive the warthog. One time, I was standing up in that lofty place above the flag and someone ****ING RAGES at me and shoves me off the thing, telling me to "Stop standing around while the flag is being taken away."
Listen, cuntface, I bought the game, I pay for my Live account, I play however the **** I want.
And he was a weeaboo, too. Some kid with a name from some faggy anime show in faggy fake japanese.
and ****, my brother just likes to stroll in with his boxers, sit in the corner and stare at me. What a gay bag.
SO, IN CONCLUSION, Live Halo 2 blows ass. I have to go, there's a kid who thinks he's Jesus by plowing me over while I don't move.
PART DUEX Funny shit, I went 0 and 12 again. This dyke and her girlfriend were freaking out at me. Send them all FR's calling them dykes.
You can probably guess which ones lick eachother E-Carpet by the names.
http://www.bungie.net/Stats/GameStat...er=RageKage657
Honestly, this is very confusing. Taking all this ridicule makes me pretty hurt, but it's so funny having people get worked up over a video game.
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