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metroixer · #31 12-07-2005, 04:42 PM

Meh I wasn't reffering to you odd chick. You like my Jobe story so why would I? ^_^ Still though. I hate people flaming some newbies because their story is bad. It's just..... Not right.

used:) · #32 12-07-2005, 04:44 PM

Rok what I've seen, the only true flaming about someones work was the whole "This game sux ass!" from Monkeybait on Sligstorms horrible grammar filled thread about that one game he made.

odd chick · #33 12-07-2005, 04:46 PM

It's not that anyone's flaming the "newbs", it just that they're referring to ANYONE that doesn't put any effort into writing whatsoever or just wants to make a cry for attention. (at least that was what I was getting at.

). It's ok if a story could use some work, but it's another thing to be completely lazy and not put any work into that writing. THAT was what I (and pretty much everyone else) was getting at.

xx_xx_0dd · #34 12-08-2005, 11:16 AM

I got a retarded story (not aimed at anyone):

O k une opon a tiem, der waz a smal mudukion namead grumpiy. grumpiy waz a smal modokun. e waz elevendy yearz uld. e leiked tooo playy catches. e goted hti un teh ed an e fel don. e wok ^P teired an hungy. he waz zo hungyh e diedd.

ThE edn

T-nex · #35 12-08-2005, 11:18 AM

OMG xx_xx_odd!! That ending cracked me up

metroixer · #36 12-08-2005, 11:23 AM

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It's not that anyone's flaming the "newbs", it just that they're referring to ANYONE that doesn't put any effort into writing whatsoever or just wants to make a cry for attention. (at least that was what I was getting at.

). It's ok if a story could use some work, but it's another thing to be completely lazy and not put any work into that writing. THAT was what I (and pretty much everyone else) was getting at.

We haven't seen stories like that for a while though....Well not me at least.

Jarnww · #37 01-03-2006, 08:40 PM

The sad thing is, I understand what all of the stories say...

hte sluoisg

unes apun e tym thrw eweas a sigl nmeasd smwnew! teh melta wich boos wnat tayct! umyum! on dari tehw slvpig flel in meet gryndr n dii lololol

prles fedebak

It even hurts ME to write like this. I hope my old Fan Fic wasn't like this crap...

CarboN · #38 01-06-2006, 12:10 AM

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What a splendid idea!
This project sounds fun!
I fully endorse it.
Continue at once.

Ahwmeeh, I love tNBC. *sniffles*

I think anyone has the right to write a story. If it isn't one you'd like to read, don't read it.
Grammar mistakes are humane, but if you are annoyed by them, say it nicely to the author of the story. (Okay, I exclude the worst cases of n00bery)

If there is put a very high standard demand on stories that are published in a forum, some not-so-good or shy ones are afraid to do that.
Then they can't express themselves and become frustrated.
Then they start losing their hair and start beating up little Poochie.
Then the dog will bite the frustrated kid's head off and it'll be put to sleep. Soon the Doggie Goverment notices that President Pooch has been killed by a representative of the dominant species and all the little doggies in the world try and destroy the whole universe.
Lesson: Don't be too hard with the n3wbleties.

(OHEMGEELOL i lyek writtet ay 0ppinni0nLOLOLO!!11)

Splat · #39 01-08-2006, 06:52 AM

Any wun hass teh rite 2 rite a stori bt ppl hoo jst stuf stuf 2getthwe withut thnkng, pyn atenton 2 wat they yt nd dnt hav a storri of ne k|nd r ben rediculus.

my l33t storri plsplsplspls rid this nd say wat u think!!!!!!11

p0r ALan.

CHPTWR !

Alan ws a mudukonn hoo l1vd 1n a for1st. ! Day teh Evifrvl glukkun, DR K1k@$$ caym to nok dwn forist. ALun triyed 2 stop im butt got PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

Wen Alan wok up he wuz tiyd up in @ cajw. He sed "Wer am 1?" Dr K1k@$$ anderd "Ur my prisnor MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAH!!!!"rolf
"o no, i got 2 eccapw!" Alan sed "no onw can eccapw from DE K1k@$$s factree!" sed auther modukonn. "Im Sidd." "Im Alan" sed alan, "Ill hwlp u eccPE" SED aLAN. "hOORRAY!!!!!"

2 B CONTINNUD

wat du u thik of it? this is my frst eva story, pls, pls, pls say y u lik it! then i wil cum reed ur story if u want. i luv 0d\/\/r0r\d, it PWNS!!! i rite chpter 2 sun.

metroixer · #40 01-08-2006, 07:20 AM

t3h 5t04y 5p|4t /\/\4d3 r0/\045!

Splat · #41 01-13-2006, 04:37 AM

We've got the real deal here: the grand salami!

http://www.oddworldforums.net/showth...1&page=9&pp=30
Look for posts by slogster, he puts our immitating to shame.

Dipstikk · #42 01-13-2006, 09:06 AM

Haha, I'm sure if Lanning saw this, he'd be thumping his head on his desk. "No, god! Why? Why, why, why? Where did I go wrong?!"

Three words: HELL ON EARTH.

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Now, don't get me wrong, I hate n00bs as much as the next person, but....
We were all annoying n00bs at one point in time (I know I was), do we have to bash them so much?

Hey, I was never an annoying noob! I was just annoying!
...And I still am to this very day. MY LEGACY LIVES ON IN THE ONES I INFLUENCE... and the ones I piss off.

Now, on to the tooth-grinding task of "writing" a "story." I've picked a topic that... until now... hasn't even been touched on (much less paroized): Oddworld slash fiction.

u shud b pr0wd sPl@t dazza gued strory

AEB ADN MUCNH YAOI LOL LOL LOL

OENS AEB WUZ SAEVIN RUPPERFARMZ UND HE LUEKD AT MUCNH AD SED "HAY UR HAWT" ADN DEI HAD BUT SECKZ TOGEDDER BUT NOT INDA HOMOSEXUAL WAI* CUZ DAZZ GROS IT WUZ YAOI YO.

DAZZ MAH FANFUCKTION RAET M3 ON LAUNCHCAST PLZ I MEEN MYSPAES

*Disclaimer: I'm making fun of what I've heard from extremist yaoi tards. Apparently, buttsex between two men gets these chicks hard (LOLZ), but the men being homosexuals is "taking it too far." Bunch of dumb hypocrits.

This in no way reflects my views on anything. Now shut up.

Splat · #43 01-14-2006, 11:40 AM

X_X thanks a lot Dipstikk, now I'm gonna have to cut out me imagination gland, my memory which now has nasty pictures burnt on it and my ability to read so this will never happen again...

If only it weren't true. THe world seems more obsessed with yaoi than with straight. But why? I don't get it?
Ah well, you made a fair point and if I now have to go kill myself to erase the memory of what has passed here today at least I can go down knowing that justice against n00bs has provailed.

Dark Elite_H2 · #44 01-14-2006, 12:50 PM

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Haha, I'm sure if Lanning saw this, he'd be thumping his head on his desk. "No, god! Why? Why, why, why? Where did I go wrong?!"

Three words: HELL ON EARTH.

HA! I bet Mr. Lannings would do something much worse, to what I saw of Slogster and his post.

And yes...I was somewhat of an annoying n00b when I first joined, but I've learned...reeeEEAAL fast, not to be so annoying.
Ask Hobo. I bet he'd tick fer me on 'dis.

metroixer · #45 01-14-2006, 01:29 PM

What if Lanning snapped and made his own 1337 fiction? That would be great. And Dipstikk you are a very strange person in my eyes now

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Dark Elite_H2 · #46 01-14-2006, 01:38 PM

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1337

Is that retardniese, or is that really 1-3-3-7?
And yes...he should make... ^ that type of fiction.
It'd surprise us all.

HobbitNinj · #47 01-14-2006, 03:01 PM

Oh I just have to try one of these!

It wAs a drak nad stormy night. Ran was coimg dowm in liek cats and dogs. A gurl was sitting in teh living rom al a lone and borred. She haad long blonde hiar andd beuteful blu eyes. She was wereing a ol navy tak top and short jaens. Mary Sue got evan more bored and deciededto play her litle broters xbox. He ws a dork and had all teh Oodwrld games forit. He likkd thm but Mery thogt thay whwere stupid. She thouht Ebe was hot tho. She sartd plying and got to past the windmil part (AN: were u throw teh mudd ppl in well to chat) wen the litninng stuk teh house and powwr wnet owt. "OMG OMG OMG WTF!?!?" Marry sad. EN A WHITE GLowing lite bursst frum the ybox and noked her out.WEn Mery Seu wok up she was surownded buy sligs. "OMG ima in Oddwirld Lol!!!!" Then she used her kung fu skills to tak them out and then her wand(AN: she is Gryppindor frm ogwarts) an telepoter to the California Rasin cave.

R&R plz ppl more to cpme sooon

Speaking of horrible fan fiction, DO NOT go to the Harry Potter section at fanfiction.net . It is scary. Every friggin possible and impossible pairing is there.By Ood there is Snape x Hagrid shipping! Don't get me started on Lord of the rings. 3 words : vampire hobbit threesome, legolas's magical breeches... I guess this is more than a few words... and now the ged up noise....

Dark Elite_H2 · #48 01-14-2006, 03:05 PM

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Oh I just have to try one of these!

It wAs a drak nad stormy night. Ran was coimg dowm in liek cats and dogs. A gurl was sitting in teh living rom al a lone and borred. She haad long blonde hiar andd beuteful blu eyes. She was wereing a ol navy tak top and short jaens. Mary Sue got evan more bored and deciededto play her litle broters xbox. He ws a dork and had all teh Oodwrld games forit. He likkd thm but Mery thogt thay whwere stupid. She thouht Ebe was hot tho. She sartd plying and got to past the windmil part (AN: were u throw teh mudd ppl in well to chat) wen the litninng stuk teh house and powwr wnet owt. "OMG OMG OMG WTF!?!?" Marry sad. EN A WHITE GLowing lite bursst frum the ybox and noked her out.WEn Mery Seu wok up she was surownded buy sligs. "OMG ima in Oddwirld Lol!!!!" Then she used her kung fu skills to tak them out and then her wand(AN: she is Gryppindor frm ogwarts) an telepoter to the California Rasin cave.

R&R plz ppl more to cpme sooon

Speaking of horrible fan fiction, DO NOT go to the Harry Potter section at fanfiction.net . It is scary. Every friggin possible and impossible pairing is there.By Ood there is Snape x Hagrid shipping! Don't get me started on Lord of the rings. 3 words : vampire hobbit threesome, legolas's magical breeches... I guess this is more than a few words... and now the ged up noise....

Legolas's magical breeches is much for my ears!
And the RP? Hee hee! Funny, like all the rest.
But I ain't gonna try...
I can't do retardniese...

Splat · #49 01-15-2006, 01:21 AM

Im bak. thanx u so muc 4 ur replys!!!!

p00r Alan

CHAPTER 2

1 day Alan waz wrkn in the factree wen he got hit of da hed by a rok. he fel over adn startd dremin. wen he w0z dreemin he sor a vishon ov 3 ded mudukonn h00 sed "Alan u gota hepl uss.2 "how kan ! help u?" "MR K1ik@$$ is dign up are bonz in da f0rst. u got cum stop im." "but how im a slave" sed Alen. "u gots 2 eccap" "how can i eccapw?" "wil hepl u. go get ur freds Sidd and M@rk. then will help." So Alen get up nd wet 2 luk 4 his frwnds./ he fand tem wrkn nex 2 a sl1g (sl1gs r l33T!!!11lmao) so he wisprd "Mkr! SIdd! cum her!" so they sniked aaawy bt the sl1g (hoory 4 sligss!) turnd arund nd saw thm so h tryd 2 shut em!!!!!!!11 He ws shuttn but just b4 he ht em thy dispeerd (sp?) and wok up in a forist. "wer r we?" sed Sidd and alen sed 2i dont no but wi got 2 stop Mr K1K@$$ dign up bonez!" so they walkd 2wads mr K!IK@$$S factree."

" B CONTINUD

say wat u think! dis is my best storee EVA! Alen is gret, they shud but him in da quintoljy! Yay Odwrld!

It really annoys me when people go to make an Oddworld story and can't even be bothered to learn how to spell mudokon. It's like trying to write an analogy about tables and you can't spell furniter.

T-nex · #50 01-15-2006, 04:44 AM

What really annoys me in some stories is this:

Jake savs mudokins kap 1

Jake hu was wrkn in a factry caled "Mojos Factry of d000m", was beetn an pud in a sell. Den he decidid two ecscape and he brocke teh sell n ran out. Den tha evel glokin Mojo send aal hes sliggs aftr him(ther was lyke thousnds ov em).
Den dey suroundd jAKE HU RAN FASTR nd den he fel n broke his knes and cryd. Den teh sligs tuk himm to mjo's ofis n den he was scard n stuff. So mojo wnts to kil him n Jake runs awy frm him n gets agan surunded by 100 sliggs but den jake kill thm wih his gun and run to a portl were he kanted n was frii n met abe n munch n bigfase n big rising n de 3 wirdose n dey aal nededd jaks helpl so dey asc hmi tu resqu al tweh modokins at mOjos Fcatry of d000m...
two b contnud.......................................................................

I relli lyked dis captr cos it ws excitng n stuff n dis iz jst teh begnin ov jakes's jurny!!!
plz giv meh feetbak cos i wna see hu ov u thnk dis is gret cos i relli like it n i wna continu dis!!!

HobbitNinj · #51 01-15-2006, 10:56 AM

Hobbitninj: ths iz teh bestest chapt in eh wor1ld! lol it tok me a wiol but her itiz thnx 2 teh PPG!

BUBLes: no prob

J.SparrOW: lets me out! R&R ors she wont untie me!

Gir: DoOM DO0M DO00MD00Md00m doo m doom... a pir4tes l1fe 4 meh!

Homestart: seweroiusly

M1key: COWaBUnga!

zombie: 4 ITchy TaSTey

Frodo: Oh.. .Sam

Neoo: .................Whoa

spec4al Ed: YAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY! i foun a pe4nutz!

HobbitNinj: MUAhahahahaHahHAHhahHAHhahHahHAHah! fe4r meh armies of mUses

Chpt 2

Mery SEuse got 2 teh cave and wet ins1de. SHe den met the RaSin dud and he wsa lkie "u got 2 sacve ANbe b/c teh MATr1x haz him and Agwnt ELROND wil kilk hm nd ur teh 1". So shE went in2 th M4tr1x an sawd Ebe trinhg to figt Agent ELrond wth hiz farts powers nad exlode him but thr waz 2 many elrods b/c he clond ppl to be him. MAry pushd Abbe away an used her wandd an kungg fu 2 fight teh agnts but ter waz 2 many nad she has t2 do smethibg drastik. So sheshe jumped ^ in teh air nad turnnedin2 a supper Saiyjin lvl 1 billion and she Pwnd tehm al. She ten got Ebe to an xit an they went back to the cave.

Dipstikk · #52 01-15-2006, 11:38 AM

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Jake hu was wrkn in a factry caled "Mojos Factry of d000m"

That Invader Zim/Jhonen crap pisses me off so much. Any man who think's it's a sidesplitter to tack the phrase "of doom" to the end of a word is pretty much just a hack in my book.

Plus, his use of "random" words like cheese and bunnies, and those fucking cutsey made-up words like "squee" just make me want to give him a good kick in the jewels.

But it was a parody, so it's all in good fun.

Nepharski · #53 01-15-2006, 12:50 PM

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Lol i godda sturi for u.

chptr 1 lol

1nce upun a teim der wuz an mewdawkunz naemd aeb
1 day he it wuz krissmuz on Odwurlrdz
tehn satna kaem adn sed 'hay aeb u n33d tew saev krustmays lol:
den aeb no wadda do

i dew chptr 2 laetr cuz i tierd!!! dis mai besht fanfucktion eva!!! dis a reel stowwy plz dont deweat!

i du chaptorz tewmorrah larl

PLZ DNT DLEAET MI FRED I GAWT MOER CHAPPERZ kthx.

Z0mG! Bst strry eva!!!

Heh. At first, I was all like, "What the-." And then I saw what you were doing.