HALO the movie!!! -

Shrink · #31 12-23-2005, 12:16 PM

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Peter Jackson directing a video gane movie is like taking Chris Columbus as the director of Alien, the two JUST don't mix.

Hahahah! I do like it when people talk bullshit.

Icarus · #32 12-23-2005, 06:35 PM

it would have been better if it came from George Lucas

I think thats his name

Kimon · #33 12-23-2005, 06:41 PM

o_0

As of late, everything George Lucas (Star Wars, and that's it) touches turns to shit. He's not that great of a director.

***Nate*** · #34 12-23-2005, 11:53 PM

Well he can direct action well and I doubt the Halo movie is going to have much by way of a subtle emotional core.

Shrink · #35 12-24-2005, 09:49 AM

I haven't seen any evidence that suggests Lucas can direct the horror scenes which are necessary with the Flood.

Icarus · #36 12-24-2005, 10:43 AM

i forgot about the flood, atleast i know peter jackson is good when dealing with Special FX

Kimon · #37 12-24-2005, 11:28 AM

^WETA, actually, but yeah. They're pretty danged good.^

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I haven't seen any evidence that suggests Lucas can direct the horror scenes which are necessary with the Flood.

Myez.

Leto · #38 12-24-2005, 05:48 PM

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^WETA, actually, but yeah. They're pretty danged good.^

If you didn't say that, I would have been forced to commit some kind of Satanic suicide ritual I would've, mmm.

I think the Flood are sexy.

Icarus · #39 12-24-2005, 09:04 PM

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I think the Flood are sexy.

uhhhh...

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anyways you could have said that you were atleast kidding, but if you ain't, tsssss. Don't know what to say.

Leto · #40 12-24-2005, 09:30 PM

T'wasn't spam, it was just tom-foolery.

This, is spam:

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anyways you could have said that you were atleast kidding, but if you ain't, tsssss. Don't know what to say.

I should just stop explaining myself.

Icarus · #41 12-24-2005, 09:39 PM

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T'wasn't spam, it was just tom-foolery.

This, is spam:

I should just stop explaining myself.

no man the whole "Uhhhh" thing, if that wAs Spam.

Impaler · #42 12-28-2005, 11:11 AM

Just be thankful it isn't Uwe Boll that is directing the Halo film.....

Leto · #43 12-28-2005, 01:12 PM

Who the fuck is Yeu Bowl?

The Best Halo Review Ever

OANST · #44 12-28-2005, 01:16 PM

What the Christ was that? I'm almost convinced that this guy was serious.

Leto · #45 12-28-2005, 01:30 PM

I'll be sure to throw some 'blue semen balls' at Jesus for him.

metroixer · #46 12-28-2005, 03:32 PM

Oh my Lord that was great.

"My friends put it on legendary which seems to be the easiest mode."

and

"Xcube"

Made me lol so much XD. I know he's joking though.

***Nate*** · #47 12-28-2005, 06:20 PM

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Who the fuck is Yeu Bowl?

Uwe Boll has directed a number of game movies, all of which have turned out as total bollocks. And yet people still pay him to do it, thus leading many to conclude that he has, in fact, made a pact with Satan.

And that review has to be fake. I mean, the guy claims not to be able to speak english but he knows what 'innuendo' means.

Leto · #48 12-28-2005, 07:14 PM

Well, duhzor, it is most obviously a joke. How could you possibley consider it to not be a joke?

Ewe Bowel wasn't the guy who made that awful Mario movie, is he?

Dino · #49 12-29-2005, 05:19 PM

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I'll be sure to throw some 'blue semen balls' at Jesus for him.

You can throw your blue semen balls at me too, if you'd like.

Personally I think this will be cool, I love Halo, and I love movies, so it's like perfect OMG wow. ^_^

I tell you what movie I haven't seen in a while, Judge Dredd, now that really was a good film... I've been trying to find it on DVD for aaaages but it's nowhere to be seen! Ah wellz.

*mental note: purchase Anchor Man the next time you see it*

*mental PS: mental notes are supposed to be made mentally, and shouldn't be transcribed onto a post*

Impaler · #50 12-31-2005, 04:17 AM

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Ewe Bowel wasn't the guy who made that awful Mario movie, is he?

No, here's a cast list etc of the Mario film

Full Cast and Crew for
Super Mario Bros. (1993)

Directed by
Annabel Jankel
Rocky Morton
Roland Joffé (uncredited)
Dean Semler (uncredited)

Writing credits (WGA)
Parker Bennett (written by) &
Terry Runte (written by) and
Ed Solomon (written by)

Cast (in credits order) verified as complete
Bob Hoskins .... Mario Mario
John Leguizamo .... Luigi Mario
Dennis Hopper .... King Koopa
Samantha Mathis .... Princess Daisy
Fisher Stevens .... Iggy
Richard Edson .... Spike
Fiona Shaw .... Lena
Dana Kaminski .... Daniella
Mojo Nixon .... Toad
Gianni Russo .... Scapelli
Francesca Roberts .... Bertha
Lance Henriksen .... The King
Sylvia Harman .... Old Lady
Desiree Marie Velez .... Angelica
Andrea Powell .... Brooklyn Girl
Heather Pendergast .... Brooklyn Girl
Melanie Salvatore .... Brooklyn Girl
John Fifer .... Goomba Toad
Don Lake .... Sergeant Simon
Terry Finn .... Hatcheck Girl
Thomas Merdis .... Goomba
Michael Harding .... Goomba
Michael Lynch .... Goomba
Scott Mactavish .... Goomba
Wallace Merck .... Goomba
Mona B. Fierro .... Nun
Karen Brigman .... Nun
Christi Work .... Nun
Joy Rees .... Nun
Lucy Alpaugh .... Nun
Robert D. Raiford .... TV Announcer
Harry Murphy .... Reporter #1
Patt Noday .... Reporter #2
Robert Lee Edwards .... Scapelli Bodyguard
Ronald Lou Edwards .... Scapelli Bodyguard
Matthew Zachary Hopkins .... Pizza Deliveryman
Robert Priester .... Egan (as Robert Faulkner Priester)
Preston Lane .... James
Jim Asaki .... Japanese Businessman #1
Matt Nikko .... Japanese Businessman #2
Kevin West .... Devo Controller
Jeffrey Pillars .... Devo Technician
Frank Welker .... Creatures (voice)
Dan Castellaneta .... Narrator (voice) (as Dan Castellenetta)
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Corey .... Chimpanzee (uncredited)
David Kraus .... Singing Waiter (uncredited)
Ronnie Jay Leipold .... Crazed Lunatic (uncredited)
Alan McCoy .... Devo Technician (uncredited)
Mark Jeffrey Miller .... Vendor (uncredited)
Joe West .... Archaeology Student (uncredited)