Doctor Elum Evil

[PinkHaired Mudokon CWR]

Story 1: Ashum Adams, Leo Squad(Mudokon Detective)
Chapter 0:
The beginning

(saxophone detective music)
It was a hot day in Springs Paramonia City. The streets were crowded and smelly, while I sit here, waiting for a problem to be solved. I am Adams. Ashum Adams, greatest Mudokon Detective. May 5 2001 is the date. the date that this massive adventure begins. (lights a cigerette).

(ring, ring, picks up phone)

"Hello!, Ashum Adams Mudokon Detective speaking, how may I be a service to you?"

"Hello? Adams! You gotta help me! Worlock has been murdered, and I got this letter saying that he is going to use him for world domination! Worlock is dangerous!"

"Worlock!? The oldest and powerful Mudokon of all time murdred?! How? And why would that villian want to use Worlock for world domination?

"*sigh*, I shall tell you a tale. It was long ago, in the worderful palace of Geyolyia, The wizards UltraVelo and Worlock were at war for the world, thus, Ultra wanted to destroy Oddworld. Worlock wanted to protect Oddworld. Worlock had destroyed Ultra, but Ultra called upon the supreme wizard's spirit who deceased 100 years ago, to put a curse on Worlock. When he dies and sheds blood, a massive diamond, beautiful tree will grow called, The tree of Beauty, grotesque and death! You know when trees suck in the carbon Dioxide and bad air in order for us to breath and have fresh air right?"

"Yes."

"Well, this tree does a reverse. When you breath this air, you shall die, and everything will die a slow and horrible death, thus this tree gives out poison! Mutations and monsters will appear if you eat the tempting deliscious looking fruit! You have to help and find out who this villian is I'm begging you! This will take 190 hours to happen. Also, the person who subdue his magical gem in his heart, they shall have extreme power but that is extremely dangerous! But I don't think that villian knows that. He wants the power for world domination. But why kill him? Hmm...If he killed him, then that means that he already too out his heart!."

"But How could that villian kill him, since he is the powerful Mudokon?"

"Um, an evil plan maybe?"

"Ma'am,(slams his fist on desk)I will help you solve this mystery!"

"Oh thank you thank you! Oh and another thing, meet me at Sharolem Oaks Palace at 234 Paramonia Forest, the villian left some clues that I would want for you to have."

"I'm on my way ma'am! Til then."

(hangs up the phone)

This is might be my most difficult mission that I have ever experienced. I need to get to the Palace as soon as possible, so I shall jot down the clues and solve this mystery. (grabs jacket, and heads out of his office)

Finally! I am at the palace. Was no party coming up here. But I shall do anything, in order to solve a crisis like this. (walks up the palace, knocks on the door and the butler, who wore no pants and had a huge butt allowed me inside)

"Are you the Butler?"

"No, I am the Buttler."

".......Oooookkkaaaaaaay, is the nice madam who called me here available?"

"Yes she is, right this way."

[ May 22, 2001: Message edited by: PinkHaired Mudokon CWR ]

[PinkHaired Mudokon CWR]

The Butler, or should I say, Buttler, walked to the Lady's dining room. There, there was a chandalere with diamonds hanging down, the floor was made out of purls, it was shining and you coulds see yourself through it. Table had a table cloth, made freshly out Of Dinosaur Ivory-Horned Elum horns, gold candles and beautiful China. There is the corner, the Lady was curled up reading a book, with some tea and cookies in front of her. I slowly walked in with the Buttler.

"Gosh the girl is riiiich!"
I yelled, sliding across the purled floor, bumping into the buttler and crashing into the kitchen table.

"Heh, heh, I meant to do that uuuuh."

"Excuse mwa! You are on my space get off of me!" The buttler yelled, pushing me off of him. Adams got up slowly. "Uuuh, my ass is hurting, uuuh." I managed to walk over to the Lady who was laughing.
"Hello, sir, hahah, I am Zeroni Evans." She said giving out a handshake for me. "Hello, I am Adams, Ashum Adams. I replied.
"Well, nice to meet you. While you are here, let me share you this letter that the evil man gave me. Do you mind if I read it?" She asked. "Oh no, Please, go ahead. "Alrighty then, it reads:

Dear Mrs. Zeroni,
Bwahahahahha! Sucess! I have stolen your precious Grandfather, Worlock Hentoshi! I am going to cut out his heart, where the power is stored, so I couldl become the most powerful known existence alive! Bwahahahahhahahahah! Excellent! Bawahhahahahhahahah! He would be dead in 36 point two, three hours! An offer you want?Give all of your inheritence! If you don't show in the hours wanted, consider yourself dead too! I shall find and Kill you, and take the inheritence! Bwahahahhahahhahahaahah! What are you waiting for? Time is ticking bitch! Bwahahahhahaha!

Evily yours,

Doctor Elum Evil

"You just gotta help me Adams! He shall kill me! And if I don't give him my inheritence, he will kill and My Grandfather! I don't know what to do! *sob* *sob*. I will be in hell!" Zeroni sobbed and thrusted her face against my chest. I patted her back.

"It's okay, I shall help you..I did'nt know that he was your Grandfather. Wow!" Adams said. "Yes, i forgot to tell you. I'm sorry, I cry yes, I'm am just nervous.
"That's alright, I shall help you don't you cry your little eyes out, okay?"
"Oh thank you! Seemore Butts! Come here for a minute."
Adams mumbled Seemore Butts too himself. The so called Buttler came around.
"Please walk him to the door. Thanks again Adams!" She said, grabbing me and giving me a kiss. Seemore Butts walked me to the door. I was on, once again, on a case.

[PinkHaired Mudokon CWR]

Story 1:Ashum Adams, Leo Squad(Mudokon Detective)
Chapter 1: The journey begins


(saxophone detective music)
(raining)

It was a pain to see the lovely Zeroni eyes, flooded with tears. I must do whatever I can to capture Doctor ELum Evil. He has never been caught before. I had him on the edge one time, but he managed to get away

Flash Back

"Bwahahhahahhahaha! Me Doctor ELum Evil shall destroy zee world! Bwahahahhahahah"
"Master?! Ashum Adams is here! He managed to get away from all the booby traps!" Igor said.
"Damn! Well, I have to deactivate the toxic properizor E32 6-2-9!"
Doctor Elum got up from his seat, and ran to the machine. Adams barged in.
"Your too Late Ashum Adams! Bwahahahhahahahahahhahahaha!" Elum evil replied, pulling the lever. Just then, some green liquid came out of the machine. Adams jetted up the platform with his jet shoes. Adams took a grab of Elum. A monster fell down, and broke the chain of hands. The monsters had some construction worker hats on. I think they were constrution workers who got turned into monsters from the toxic. Igor made a run for it. Elum exscaped, and i took out my GED fire gun and shot fire on the monster. The monsters cried out pain form the fire and dropped down. I threw my gun at Igor, he fell and slipped into the toxic liquid and was turned into a grusome monster. I mananged to tunr off the machine. I had a water/fire gun and shot some water on Elum and he melted. "Damn! Elum has exscaped Again!"

Reality

"I will never let that happen again! This one is for real! Doctor ELum has gone too far. The earth will be destroyed by a tree and we all will be through! The idea sickens me! It also sickens me because I don't know when to begin! I am a loser. You call myself a detective? Oh no.......I should'nt talk that way...I need to try. I will win, like I always do, can't get one bad incident on my case all the time. It was a mistake. I guess I need to go back to my office and equip up.

Meanwhile
I was back at my office. Inside, I found my office trashed! The windows were broken, everything was slashed.
"What the hell happened here!" I said, examining the trashy desk. This might be a calling card of some sort or a warning. I could see this note."
I immediately ran to my desk, and picked up the note. I wonder what it says. I ripped up the envelope. Another letter From Elum?


oooh, this is getting goood!

[Osiris The Fleech]

That's good. Keep it up!

[PinkHaired Mudokon CWR]

Continued....

I opened the letter slowly, and quietly read the dealdly letter to my self:
Assum Adams
Bwahahahahahhahahahaahhaha! I am going to give you 190 hours now, i changed my mind. How kind of me eh? You a wuss or something?.....Get going ya idiot!I am at the Seygalia Garden Lair!

Yours Evily

Doctor ELum Evil

"That smelly cunt!" I yelled,crumpling up the paper and throughing it into the messed up demented trash can. "I need to find that smelly, good for nothing, bee-biten, honey sucking jerk! I'm going to beat his smelly...I stopped, packed up my equipment and ran out the door. Even though I was steamed, I knew I had only 190 hours left to find that jerk.

I drove into the crowded streets. The rain has stopped. The air reeked of worms, dirt and grass. The skies were gray and cloudy, almost cleared from the thunder i guess. I drove pass 123 Paramite Eel street. There, was a riot of people crowding around the t.v.s displayed into the Paramite Tv store. I was stuck upon traffic. I got out of my car anyways, and cut across the cars and ran to the store to see all the televisions. I pushed between the fat mudokon so I could see. Osiris The Fleech, Newscaster, had a stocking report!:

Music:didi diiiiiiiii! Do!Do!

On the other note, Doctor Elum Evil, has shedded the blood of the oldest and most powerful wizard, worlock. He was 256 years old. He died later this morning. Doctor Elum Evil, has gave us this threaten note that he has already dropped the Worlocks Blood! This would cause a dealy tree to grow. He has not yet finf out on how to work with the heart, where Worlocks power was stored. The 3WA Force, is trying to destroy thid deadly tree and stop doctor Elum Evil for causing any other trouble! Back to You OddBodd

"Oh Crap! I am sooo late! I have to get to get to the Garden as fast as I can, before the tree starts to grow. It will only take it like 36 hours or so to grow, and 190 hours to complete it's grown up stage!"
I ran back into my car. The traffic has cleared, and I drove to Odd-mart to grab a map. Yeah, it's a cheap corny, crappy, smelly place, I have no time to go to a better one. It's the closest. After I grabbed a map, I was on my way to the Garden.

[ May 23, 2001: Message edited by: PinkHaired Mudokon CWR ]

[PinkHaired Mudokon CWR]

Wow, no use even writing anymore of fanfics even though no onw but one person reads them. These might as well get erased this was a waste of my time. Phew, almost lost my temper there! lol

[Alector]

Hey!!! gOOd wOrk!!!

I like this fanfic!!! !!!!

This is really good, it's funny and exciting!!!
It's a pity that just two have readed it!

Your fanfics are great!


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