Old woman, pshaw! I've known some old women. My mom's mom bought a VCR a month ago and is still afraid to try and use it. Until a few years ago, she would purchase only manual cars because she believed that automatics were less reliable (they were about fifty years ago), and she would have to get a new one every five years or so because she shifted about ten times as often as necessary, wearing out the gears. The floor of her kitchen is covered in paper. She accidentally left her shoes in the oven.
THAT is an old woman.
Anyway. Two things I noticed just now (they might have just been added): I can once again see my forum ranking (check out my Flake-yness!), and for the first time ever... male/female symbols! Hooray for Industrial skin!!! -continues dance where he left off-
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Step right up and shoot pasties off the nipples of a ten-foot bull dyke! Win a cotton candy goat!
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